I love a woman with a gutter mind, " you like a woman with a pulse ya mean " " Jeeez do you have to follow me everywhere, do ya want these hub peeps thinking we have a spilt personality " " yeah but think about it, means they get 2 people for the price of one " " Hmm smart thinkin Batman "
Ahh but can a lady like you handle two Captains, or should I say men as the Captain is on shore leave for the weekend. The rum is flowing as I sit in this internet cafe in Spain, all I need now is a nice gutter wench for the night
Jeeez see i blame my ex she always put me down and I lost a bit of my self esteem which is why I guess I took on the Captain Sparrow look knowing women like Mr Depp. Although the Dame deff looks really nice on the eyes as well
Nobody does anymore as we seperated 7 months ago and I am starting to find the old me again, jeeez I am even beginning to remember I had a personality. Oh dear methinks the drink and the Dames charm are making the Captains mask slip
I had a feeling someone would bring that up. I used to work for the Army Corps of Engineers. The two photos are cell phone pics while I was at work. Each are roughly 3-4 years old. I am not a photo guy (my wife bitches at me all the time about it) so I do not have many pictures of my self that are recent.
Cabin girl, I am glad you like me so much. I am married, sorry
, now, now BT--I'm not that shallow. Your cabin boy acceptance isn't based on looks, it is based on your ability to carry out a few simple tasks...pour me a glass of iced tea without it spilling, fan me so I stay cool, bring me pretty things that smell nice...I can make up a full list if neccesary
We certainly are blessed with some fiiinnnnneeee male specimens here on HP, aren't we? I've noticed that in addition to BC that Goldentoad has changed his avatar to a very handsome man wearing what appear to be rose coloured glasses.
If any of you ladies is interested, I have a dedicated cabana boy (very similar to a cabin boy, but stays on shore). His name is Pepe and he gives the world's greatest massage.
(sniff) I've been struck by the hand of neglect! And here I was getting my hands all nice and soft in preperation for some serious Suntan oil rubbing and messaging while gingerly passing out the umbrella drinks and not skipping beat with the palm branch fan! phew, I am out of breath...perhaps a drink of tea for me as well. BTW, nice bikkini's ladies!
I have these moments throughout my day that totally random things po into my head. as my boyfriend would call it "randon fact of the day" so I thought I would start sharing them with you all and see what other randon facts of the day people have. This could prove to be funny. so my...
Your with your partner or date and you have the television on for background and your setting the scene, about to have a cuddle and a kiss.........your attention is drawn to your partner and your slowly in the comfort zone and ready for the best kiss or to be made love to............AND...
I know sometime people go on here and have no one to talk to or on top of that, they get bored because all they do is write hubs and don't have that connection with other people, so this is a way of getting you back online again to interact with people over the world. Because online gets boring...
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