No more fans. All you do is eat eat eat. And I'm sick of running out of home-made marmalade.
And there's a certain one or two that I just know are always the last to use the milk - and place the empty carton back in the fridge. *suspects RooBee - maybe the Dragons' in on it too*
And if BC, Blonde and CindyV won't stop hoofing my Vodka and refilling it with water - there'll be trouble ...
Oh and another thing. No more wild parties. You'd think I was made of snacks.
Sunstreeks ... I saw what you just did. Sneakin' round the back won't work ... I'm imnopitant. Ompnimotent. I'm everywhere ...
And no - I have a marmalade deficit. Too many Paddingtons I think
No Easy - you have to be able to make marmalade. Or distil Vodka.
Hmmm my dogs probably got into some of that vodka. They always act loopy and the next minute they are asleep and drooling.
Where was *my* invitation to the parties? I'm taking you off my Christmas list!
Shiba - you know you're the party queen ... don't act all innocent
RooBee - I don't dole anything out. You marmalade pilferers help yourselves
raider - NO. No jungle juice
Next time there is a party, I want to know about it!!! I make great snacks and have gallons of vodka!!!
Anna - no parties! They're the kind that occur when I'm shopping for peanuts
AIDY - No one tells me either. I only find out from the evidence
Marmalade and Booze? Lovely. I'm there. Let me change into my party slippers. I'll be right over.
I'd consider myself lucky that's all the damage they did....
Frieda, I think you left one of your party slippers at the last hoo-rah.
Oh yeah, with the chocolates. Where's Toad. Tell him to find it and bring it to the party. I think it's under a couch cushion. Or it could be in the freezer. My feet got sweaty. I don't know what happened after that, so it must still be in there.
And when you all look like it will serve you right
I could start distilling vodka but i can't gaurantee it would be drinkable....
i make a really good banana pudding, will that work?? I wasn't oneof the trouble makers ,I swear!!!
Sunstreeks - that's the wrong word entirely. Its the other one, the one that means I'm everywhere. Like fog. Wasps. And other everywhere stuff.
Janetta - make it banoffee pie and you're in
RooBee - you gotta know that them Owls ain't getting in. They eat frogs
LOL - I'm used to bad behavior. My dogs live and breathe bad behavior
Invite the owl's brother onto HubPages. We really do not have enough owls here - let alone hawt owls!
omg I love Photoshop now , can I download it ? looks like fun!!
The partie's over. The Vodka is drunk. As are the attendees ...
Gossip? I'll give you gossip ...
Shibashake hoofed all the marmalade. RooBee fell out her tree. Janetta is a secret straw bender. Frieda started a game of poker and ended up losing her belly button ring.
Mr Knowles put in an appearance and stood sentinel at the door. In case any religion tried to crawl through the letterbox. Sufi came dressed as an Ancient Geek (sorry Greek)and Darkside strolled in dressed as Pythagoras Theorum.
RKHenry brough a snorkel and flippers and tried to deep sea fish in the bath. Fierycj came, declared he was bored - and left.
Blondepoet read us a ditty and CindyV started making sausages. AEvans spread some love and peace and ralwus well he ... just spread.
CrisA smoked all my ciggies and G|M walked around shouting "lxxy lxxy - speak to me".
Anything more I can think of, think up and generally exaggerate I will let you know
LOL - I vote you HubPages Funniest!
Now I want some of those sausages. I'll spread some marmalade on it - YUMMY! And where is that hawt owl?!
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