Silly questions

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  1. Pete Maida profile image60
    Pete Maidaposted 10 years ago

    Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

  2. kmackey32 profile image70
    kmackey32posted 10 years ago

    Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

    1. memorygraphics profile image60
      memorygraphicsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      speed of smell = speed of wind

      1. weblog profile image58
        weblogposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Oh wow!

  3. gixxer7fizzle profile image60
    gixxer7fizzleposted 10 years ago

    Why is it called the Afterlife when it's really Afterdeath?

    1. wavegirl22 profile image38
      wavegirl22posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      because every death is a new beginning cool

  4. lrohner profile image78
    lrohnerposted 10 years ago

    If FedEx and UPS were to merge, do you think they would call the new company "Fed UP"?

  5. kmackey32 profile image70
    kmackey32posted 10 years ago

    Why are you called DingDong?? Do you have one?

    1. dingdong profile image61
      dingdongposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

      Ding Dong

      Choose the definition you like wink

  6. Enelle Lamb profile image84
    Enelle Lambposted 10 years ago

    Why is it doctors have to attend medical school for a minimum of 5 years just so they can 'practice'?

  7. marinealways24 profile image60
    marinealways24posted 10 years ago

    Why Is it that a doctor can use a camera for an ultrasound, yet a doctor must use a finger for a prostate exam?

  8. lrohner profile image78
    lrohnerposted 9 years ago

    When was the War of 1812?

    Where does the Kentucky Derby take place?

    What state is New York City in?

    Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

    (Okay, so the last one is a trick question, not a stupid question!)  smile

  9. SweetiePie profile image82
    SweetiePieposted 9 years ago

    Why do we primarily hear elevator music in the grocery store.

  10. Panda Man profile image59
    Panda Manposted 9 years ago

    Hello. I'm back from my trip today. I found this topic interesting. Ok, I've got some questions.

    What is the color of a black light?
    What is the sound of a one hand clap?
    What is the taste of bittersweet?

    1. tantrum profile image58
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I knew you were a liar! lol I told u in an e-mail. Now that you're back try and behave yourself

      1. Panda Man profile image59
        Panda Manposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        No, I went on a trip to a industrial site today. It's for a research on my civil engineering at University, which I'm still struggling to choose. As I said, I just found this topic interesting so I posted. Again, you probably won't see me around until legal mating season. lol And I can't be back as I might get this account closed too. You might see me from time to time though, as I've said in the 4 years thread. But hey, you can now cheer for your life without Pamda Man or Panda Man. big_smile Oh, and my hub isn't really a hub, I didn't take any good links, it's just an indicator to see if this account is still opened or not, for me to check 4 years later. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to a chess tournament now! big_smile Wish me luck.

        1. dishyum profile image56
          dishyumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Cheers!

    2. emievil profile image75
      emievilposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome back. I see you changed the spelling of Pamda to Panda. The teasing on the spelling got to you? - my silly question

  11. Michael Willis profile image76
    Michael Willisposted 9 years ago

    Woman-Why can't men understand women?

    Man-Why can't women understand men?

    Woman-Why does HE not listen to me?

    Man-Why will SHE not shut-up?

    Woman-No, not tonight. I have a headache.

    Man-YES, because I have a h...ache tonight!!!

    Woman-Why will HE not share his emotions?

    Man-Why are women so emotional?

    1. dingdong profile image61
      dingdongposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Great big_smile

  12. yolanda yvette profile image60
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Are dog-tags for dogs only?

  13. thranax profile image62
    thranaxposted 9 years ago

    If you have one chicken with french fries on top of fruit salad how can you water your neighbors goldfish?

    ~thranax~

  14. yolanda yvette profile image60
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Which way really is up?

  15. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 9 years ago

    How many Milk Bones does it take to get Dog Breath?

    1. profile image0
      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      How many dog breaths does it take to get milk bones?

  16. yolanda yvette profile image60
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Has anyone found a set of keys?

  17. Joelle Burnette profile image83
    Joelle Burnetteposted 9 years ago

    how can you wake up dead?

  18. BrianFanslau profile image60
    BrianFanslauposted 9 years ago

    why did the bald man shave?

  19. yolanda yvette profile image60
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Why?

  20. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Why did the shave man bald?

  21. yolanda yvette profile image60
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    What time it is?

  22. yolanda yvette profile image60
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Where's the beef?

  23. yolanda yvette profile image60
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Who said what?

    1. profile image0
      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Said what who?

  24. profile image62
    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Why are there no rhetorical answers?

  25. yolanda yvette profile image60
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Who's been eating my oatmeal?

  26. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Why is this rain so wet?

  27. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    Why does a hockey puck have to completely cross the goal line to be considered a goal when a touchdown counts when any part of the football crosses the goal line?

  28. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    How long is a piece of string?

  29. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    Why do questions drive us?

  30. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    and one I have always wanted to know.

    What's the difference between a duck?

    1. profile image0
      mtsi1098posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  31. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If a tree falls in the forest, will it change my TV channel?

  32. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If I am as silly as I think I am, does that mean I'm smart?

  33. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    Why can't eye glasses be in high definition?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  34. sarovai profile image75
    sarovaiposted 9 years ago

    How you measure your thigh diameter?

  35. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Does fast food make you fast?

  36. tantrum profile image58
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    Does sex drive takes you to a parking lot ?

  37. tantrum profile image58
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    What can you buy in a one night stand ?

    1. atomswifey profile image58
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      certainly not your dignity the next morning smile

  38. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If you have sex with a girl twice in the one night, do you have to buy her two dinners?

    1. atomswifey profile image58
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Only if you believe she deserves something to feel satisfied with!
      lol
      LOL

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You are absolutely right atomswife! You do have a sense of humor! lol

    2. I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s profile image59
      I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Nahhh...I think it means ya both get two desserts! smile

  39. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    When I fart, does a tree fall in the forest?

    1. tantrum profile image58
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Not only one ! the full forest. Your wife told me once ! big_smile

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Never could trust that woman! smile

  40. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If your a male and a woman gives you money after sex, is it polite to offer to give her some change back?

  41. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If a dog humps my leg, does that mean I have sexy legs?

    Oh dear! I have so many important questions to ask!

    1. atomswifey profile image58
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      No it means your leg smells like the rear end of a female dog
      lol

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I likes that! lol

        1. atomswifey profile image58
          atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          thought ya would smile

  42. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If god made everything, who made god?

  43. tantrum profile image58
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    If atomswifey believes in God, does God believes in atomswifey ?

  44. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If I last longer than 10 minutes can I ask girls to hand out  "I was satisfied" cards?

  45. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If a girl falls in the forest, will a tree hear it?

  46. profile image0
    ryankettposted 9 years ago

    What's a question?

  47. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    How many times is more than once?

  48. Zsuzsy Bee profile image87
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    When did a puddle ever roam the earth?

  49. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If Ryan asks "Whats a question?" Should he get an answer?

  50. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    What does Zsuzsy Bee mean?

    1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image87
      Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Zsuzsy is Hungarian for Suzy, my first name is Suzanne
      My last name starts with B, my kids's friends used to call me MsB

      There you go my pen name all in a nutshell

 
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