Silly questions

1. 87

   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   Are we there yet?
   
   Oh somebody already asked that earlier.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Are we there yet?

   replyreport
2. 87

   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   Are we there yet?

   replyreport
3. 59

   atomswifeyposted 9 years ago

   Why is that annoying guy in commercials always calling people and asking if they can hear him now?
   
   and doesn't he realize he's using up their minutes???

   replyreport
4. 87

   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   How did Barry Humphries become a Dame?

   replyreport
5. 87

   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   Why did the shih tzu sue the council?

   replyreport
   1. 59

      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      because he was forced to wear, against his will, a stupid bow on his head!
      It was an infringement of his civil rights!

      replyreport
6. 87

   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   Are we there yet?

   replyreport
   1. 59

      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      if you ask that one more time I'm pulling this car over and putting you out, then yes, you will be there.

      replyreport
7. 59

   tantrumposted 9 years ago

   If you have bad luck, bad breath and bad taste, are you a bad person ?

   replyreport
   1. 67

      Sybil Marieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Would anyone get close enough to find out?

      replyreport
      1. 59

         tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         That's why it's a question without an answer

         replyreport
         1. 67

            Sybil Marieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            LOL

            replyreport
            1. 59

               atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               LOL LOL LOL
               
               

               replyreport
   2. 59

      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      If you have bad breath then maybe thats why you have bad luck. Nobody including lady luck wants to hang around with somebody who has bad breath.
      
      bad taste is something altogether different and is a matter of. (One mans junk is another mans treasure).
      
      I do not believe though that having bad breath which could result in bad luck is indicative of someone being bad though.

      replyreport
8. 87

   Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

   Are we there yet?

   replyreport
9. 87

   Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

   Why?
   because
   why?
   just because
   but why?

   replyreport
   1. 38

      wavegirl22posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      because I said so!

      replyreport
10. 59

    atomswifeyposted 9 years ago

    whos on first?

    replyreport
11. 74

    emievilposted 9 years ago

    Which came first - the chicken or the egg?

    replyreport
12. 67

    Sybil Marieposted 9 years ago

    Why?

    replyreport
13. 59

    atomswifeyposted 9 years ago

    do you think monkees throw poop at us because they're jealous?

    replyreport
    1. 59

       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Because they think we're stupid

       replyreport
       1. 59

          atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          maybe its just because they can
          
          LOL

          replyreport
14. 59

    atomswifeyposted 9 years ago

    The monkee/poop thing prompted this:
    
    If you could throw poo at someone and get away with it would you?

    replyreport
    1. 59

       tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I was trying to have my breakfast !!!

       replyreport
       1. 59

          atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          sorry about that
          
          k another question:
          
          What did Tantrum just throw up?
          
          I think maybe... cheerios

          replyreport
          1. 59

             tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Your last bible quotes (this is a joke, but I couldn't resist )

             replyreport
             1. 59

                atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                ha ha ha very funny
                LOL

                replyreport
    2. 0

       ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Yes. And Yes. Dog poo.

       replyreport
15. 0

    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    A prospective customer walks up to a store door that's locked before opening hours.   A janitor's cleaning inside the store, the lights are dimmed, nobody else is in the store,  and a huge   'hours of business'   sign is posted on the door.                The customer looks at his watch.  He wants to know,     "ARE YOU ALL OPEN?

    replyreport
    1. 66

       Luciendaskyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       The sad thing is - this happens ALL the time...
       
       my question to all of you all over the world is "What time is it?"

       replyreport
16. 71

    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Why do you always look at what you tripped over after you've tripped over it?

    replyreport
    1. 59

       atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       To see if it tripped you on purpose!
       LOL

       replyreport
17. 62

    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    What ever happened to ALF?

    replyreport
    1. 59

       atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       LOL
       
       After the sitcom he gambled away all his money on a get rich quick scheme he heard about from E.T. making fingertip light bulbs!
       
       He then took out a loan from Steven Spielberg and bought himself a space ship and began making crop circles all over the world and selling pictures of them to the tabloids.

       replyreport
18. 62

    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Have Donny Osmond and Rosie O'Donnell married yet?

    replyreport
19. 0

    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Does anybody know what color red is?

    replyreport
    1. 38

       wavegirl22posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       is Cupid and the Devil

       replyreport
20. 63

    SunSevenposted 9 years ago

    Red?

    replyreport
    1. 0

       LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       CORRECT!

       replyreport
21. 80

    dohn121posted 9 years ago

    Perfect!
    
    http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/22771

    replyreport
22. 63

    SunSevenposted 9 years ago

    Ah!

    replyreport
23. 87

    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    So....are we there yet????

    replyreport
24. 51

    fun2hubposted 9 years ago

    what is why?

    replyreport
25. 87

    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If I were a carpenter, would people call me woody?

    replyreport
26. 57

    dishyumposted 9 years ago

    what is that secret?

    replyreport
27. 59

    lucyellenposted 9 years ago

    What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

    replyreport
28. 0

    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    why don't they call rugby kill the guy with the ball?

    replyreport
29. 92

    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Have you ever wondered why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

    replyreport
    1. 0

       LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Good one!

       replyreport
30. 82

    wesleycoxposted 9 years ago

    If hotdogs come in packages of eight, why do hotdog buns come in packages of ten?

    replyreport
31. 0

    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    why ask why?

    replyreport
    1. 59

       ScarletRyan1970posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Why not?

       replyreport
32. 92

    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why is nostalgia never what it use to be?

    replyreport
33. 0

    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    why are propane gas tanks heavy?

    replyreport
34. 92

    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If a farmer can get a government subsidy for not growing crops on 10 acres of land, could I receive twice as much from the government for not growing on 20 acres of land?

    replyreport
35. 0

    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    What's the difference between a spaceship and a flying saucer?

    replyreport
36. 87

    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    I know why cats land right side up, what's with sandwiches?

    replyreport
37. 0

    cosetteposted 9 years ago

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    replyreport
    1. 52

       mikey9923posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       why isnt there cat flavored dog food? >>>>YUK.....

       replyreport
38. 92

    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If they call them "apartments", why are they all stuck together?

    replyreport
    1. 87

       earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       

       replyreport
       1. 59

          ScarletRyan1970posted 9 years agoin reply to this

          They are called Apartments as there is no room in them to breath
          Tempers rise,fights start.
          Police have to come to pull them apart.

          replyreport
          1. 92

             Bibowenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Before they tried to hide and dart
             Now they're in the paddy cart

             replyreport
39. 0

    A Texanposted 9 years ago

    Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

    replyreport
40. 59

    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

    replyreport
    1. 59

       ScarletRyan1970posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Blue my dear,i am sure it would be blue.

       replyreport
41. 92

    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If "con" means "the opposite" or "against", does that mean that "Congress" is the opposite of "progress"?

    replyreport
42. 0

    Ghost32posted 9 years ago

    If self worth is important and being selfless is admirable, it the ultimate human being one who is worthless?

    replyreport
43. 62

    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    How old is Charlie Brown now?

    replyreport
44. 92

    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Don't you find it slightly unsettling that the guy that invests all of our money is called a broker?

    replyreport
45. 60

    geminimoonposted 9 years ago

    what came first the chicken or the egg

    replyreport
    1. 0

       LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       The coop!

       replyreport
46. 59

    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    replyreport
47. 92

    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter?

    replyreport
48. 0

    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    How come Santa Claus never shaves?

    replyreport
49. 0

    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    How come lefthanded people write with their left hands?

    replyreport
50. 0

    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    On the other hand,  how come writehanded people only write with their write hands?

    replyreport