Silly questions

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  1. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Are we there yet?

    Oh somebody already asked that earlier.








    Are we there yet?

  2. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Are we there yet?

  3. atomswifey profile image59
    atomswifeyposted 9 years ago

    Why is that annoying guy in commercials always calling people and asking if they can hear him now?

    and doesn't he realize he's using up their minutes???

  4. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    How did Barry Humphries become a Dame?

  5. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Why did the shih tzu sue the council?

    1. atomswifey profile image59
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      because he was forced to wear, against his will, a stupid bow on his head!
      It was an infringement of his civil rights!

  6. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Are we there yet?

    1. atomswifey profile image59
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      if you ask that one more time I'm pulling this car over and putting you out, then yes, you will be there. smile

  7. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    If you have bad luck, bad breath and bad taste, are you a bad person ?

    1. Sybil Marie profile image67
      Sybil Marieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Would anyone get close enough to find out? wink

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        That's why it's a question without an answer lol

        1. Sybil Marie profile image67
          Sybil Marieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          LOL big_smile

          1. atomswifey profile image59
            atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            LOL LOL LOL

            lol

    2. atomswifey profile image59
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      If you have bad breath then maybe thats why you have bad luck. Nobody including lady luck wants to hang around with somebody who has bad breath.

      bad taste is something altogether different and is a matter of. (One mans junk is another mans treasure).

      I do not believe though that having bad breath which could result in bad luck is indicative of someone being bad though. smile

  8. Zsuzsy Bee profile image87
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    Are we there yet?

  9. Zsuzsy Bee profile image87
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    Why?
    because
    why?
    just because
    but why?

    1. wavegirl22 profile image38
      wavegirl22posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      because I said so!

  10. atomswifey profile image59
    atomswifeyposted 9 years ago

    whos on first?

  11. emievil profile image74
    emievilposted 9 years ago

    Which came first - the chicken or the egg? smile

  12. Sybil Marie profile image67
    Sybil Marieposted 9 years ago

    Why?

  13. atomswifey profile image59
    atomswifeyposted 9 years ago

    do you think monkees throw poop at us because they're jealous?

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Because they think we're stupid

      1. atomswifey profile image59
        atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        maybe its just because they can

        LOL

  14. atomswifey profile image59
    atomswifeyposted 9 years ago

    The monkee/poop thing prompted this:

    If you could throw poo at someone and get away with it would you?

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I was trying to have my breakfast !!!

      1. atomswifey profile image59
        atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        sorry about that

        k another question:

        What did Tantrum just throw up?

        I think maybe... cheerios

        1. tantrum profile image59
          tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Your last bible quotes lol (this is a joke, but I couldn't resist big_smile )

          1. atomswifey profile image59
            atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            ha ha ha very funny
            LOL

    2. profile image0
      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Yes. And Yes. Dog poo.

  15. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    A prospective customer walks up to a store door that's locked before opening hours.   A janitor's cleaning inside the store, the lights are dimmed, nobody else is in the store,  and a huge   'hours of business'   sign is posted on the door.                The customer looks at his watch.  He wants to know,     "ARE YOU ALL OPEN?

    1. Luciendasky profile image66
      Luciendaskyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The sad thing is - this happens ALL the time...

      my question to all of you all over the world is "What time is it?"

  16. Beth100 profile image71
    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Why do you always look at what you tripped over after you've tripped over it?

    1. atomswifey profile image59
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      To see if it tripped you on purpose!
      LOL

  17. yolanda yvette profile image62
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    What ever happened to ALF?

    1. atomswifey profile image59
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

      After the sitcom he gambled away all his money on a get rich quick scheme he heard about from E.T. making fingertip light bulbs!

      He then took out a loan from Steven Spielberg and bought himself a space ship and began making crop circles all over the world and selling pictures of them to the tabloids.

  18. yolanda yvette profile image62
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    Have Donny Osmond and Rosie O'Donnell married yet?

  19. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Does anybody know what color red is?

    1. wavegirl22 profile image38
      wavegirl22posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      is Cupid and the Devil

  20. SunSeven profile image63
    SunSevenposted 9 years ago

    Red?

    1. profile image0
      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      CORRECT! big_smile

  21. dohn121 profile image80
    dohn121posted 9 years ago
  22. SunSeven profile image63
    SunSevenposted 9 years ago

    Ah!

  23. Zsuzsy Bee profile image87
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    So....are we there yet????

  24. profile image51
    fun2hubposted 9 years ago

    what is why?

  25. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If I were a carpenter, would people call me woody?

  26. dishyum profile image57
    dishyumposted 9 years ago

    what is that secret?

  27. lucyellen profile image59
    lucyellenposted 9 years ago

    What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

  28. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    why don't they call rugby kill the guy with the ball?

  29. Bibowen profile image92
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Have you ever wondered why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

    1. profile image0
      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Good one! big_smile

  30. wesleycox profile image82
    wesleycoxposted 9 years ago

    If hotdogs come in packages of eight, why do hotdog buns come in packages of ten?

  31. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    why ask why?

    1. ScarletRyan1970 profile image59
      ScarletRyan1970posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Why not?

  32. Bibowen profile image92
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why is nostalgia never what it use to be?

  33. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    why are propane gas tanks heavy?

  34. Bibowen profile image92
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If a farmer can get a government subsidy for not growing crops on 10 acres of land, could I receive twice as much from the government for not growing on 20 acres of land?

  35. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    What's the difference between a spaceship and a flying saucer?

  36. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    I know why cats land right side up, what's with sandwiches?

  37. profile image0
    cosetteposted 9 years ago

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    1. profile image52
      mikey9923posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      why isnt there cat flavored dog food? >>>>YUK.....

  38. Bibowen profile image92
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If they call them "apartments", why are they all stuck together?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      1. ScarletRyan1970 profile image59
        ScarletRyan1970posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        They are called Apartments as there is no room in them to breath
        Tempers rise,fights start.
        Police have to come to pull them apart.

        1. Bibowen profile image92
          Bibowenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Before they tried to hide and dart
          Now they're in the paddy cart

  39. profile image0
    A Texanposted 9 years ago

    Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

  40. Colebabie profile image59
    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

    1. ScarletRyan1970 profile image59
      ScarletRyan1970posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Blue my dear,i am sure it would be blue.

  41. Bibowen profile image92
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If "con" means "the opposite" or "against", does that mean that "Congress" is the opposite of "progress"?

  42. profile image0
    Ghost32posted 9 years ago

    If self worth is important and being selfless is admirable, it the ultimate human being one who is worthless?

  43. yolanda yvette profile image62
    yolanda yvetteposted 9 years ago

    How old is Charlie Brown now?

  44. Bibowen profile image92
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Don't you find it slightly unsettling that the guy that invests all of our money is called a broker?

  45. geminimoon profile image60
    geminimoonposted 9 years ago

    what came first the chicken or the egg

    1. profile image0
      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The coop! big_smile

  46. Colebabie profile image59
    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

  47. Bibowen profile image92
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter?

  48. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    How come Santa Claus never shaves?

  49. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    How come lefthanded people write with their left hands?

  50. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    On the other hand,  how come writehanded people only write with their write hands?

 
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