Silly questions

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   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   Is a doggy Santa called Santa Paws?

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   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   Is a cats Santa called Santa Claws?

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   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   Is a rowers Santa called Santa Oars?

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   LEWJposted 9 years ago

   Last December I saw Santa Claus drink a Fanta soda when he thought nobody was looking.       What I wanna know is, from a legal standpoint, does his course of action constitute a Santa Fanta?

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   Bibowenposted 9 years ago

   If flying is so safe, why do they call the building you depart from the "terminal"?

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      cosetteposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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   LEWJposted 9 years ago

   When the sky falls down which way up?

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      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That is--when the sky falls down which way is up?

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   Herald Dailyposted 9 years ago

   Is baby food made with real babies?
   
   Why do they call it a 'near miss'?  Isn't it a near hit?

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   Sophia44posted 9 years ago

   why is it we look forward to the future when its always the present?

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   Bibowenposted 9 years ago

   Why do you have to click "start" to stop Windows?

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    cosetteposted 9 years ago

    On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3-hour tour?

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       LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Now that's a GOOD one     Guess she wanted to have enough clothes on hand in case the ship got wrecked and a movie camera crew started shooting a movie about it that would last a few years....

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    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If what goes up must come down, what about prices?

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    Pr0metheusposted 9 years ago

    Whycome you don't have your tattoo?

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    jiberishposted 9 years ago

    How do you throw away a Garbage Can? ( Someone ran over it with a truck I put it to the curb,and the trash man leaves it every week. )

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       A Texanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I had the same problem, I wrote "take the Fing trashcan" and they did!

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    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why don't sheep shrink when they get wet?

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       jiberishposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       

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       atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       LOL
       I love this one

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    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    When will the word "find" change to "google" for everything?
    
    Eg: "Will be with you as soon as I google my car keys."

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    sooner than laterposted 9 years ago

    How does a non-stick surface, stick to a surface?

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    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    What's the point of it all?

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    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why don't they make the entire plane out of that same material as that indestructible black box?

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    Gemsongposted 9 years ago

    Why am I here?

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    habeeposted 9 years ago

    If you spin as Asian 'round and 'round does he become oriented?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Is it time to eat yet?

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    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why is it called a shipment if it's sent by a car, but called cargo if it's sent by a ship?

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       LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Great!

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       sannyasinmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Brilliant. Do you have a book with these in, or are you thinking them up as you go along. In any case, they're very funny!!

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          Bibowenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks. They're not original with me, although some of them I adapted to make them sound funnier. The one above was sent to me by a former student. I've collected them over the years. Some people collect stamps, but me.......

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    webismineposted 9 years ago

    What makes it a question?

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24. 69

    Gemsongposted 9 years ago

    Why do banks charge you for money they know you don't have?

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    jayjay40posted 9 years ago

    if something catches on fire, is it flammable or inflammable?

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       Paradise7posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I like this one.  Both.

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    HELP!  HELP!---How did my asbestos suit catch fire?

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    FranyaBlueposted 9 years ago

    why does your nose run and your feet smell

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    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    were you born in a barn?

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       atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       LOL ok have to do this...
       I wonder if Jesus' mom Mary, was the first one to ask this question to Jesus after He kept forgetting to shut the front door.

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    How come Santa Claus drives a sleigh; would'nt he do better in an 18-wheeler?
                                                                 

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    Ghost32posted 9 years ago

    Why does my Yahoo email delete a "regular" message with a single keystroke but make me confirm I really mean it (with a second keystroke) when deleting a SPAM message?

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    webismineposted 9 years ago

    Why does the Sun fall into oceans and hide behind hills daily?

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    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

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    jayjay40posted 9 years ago

    why is the word 'abbreviation' such a long word

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Why are midgets so short?

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    bloodnlatexposted 9 years ago

    What is the point of asking questions that never get answered?

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36. 0

    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    According to this forum's title--sheer silliness! 

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    dmdavis5posted 9 years ago

    Why do We hide from truth?

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    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why does the sun darken our skin, but lighten our hair?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Why does eating at McDonald's darken our hair, but lighten our skin?

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    Rehma Jamshedposted 9 years ago

    A cat purrs and a mouse....?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Why are pancakes flat?   And why is the moon made of cheese?

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    Paradise7posted 9 years ago

    How do you wash a raincoat? :

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       LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Wear it in a thunderstorm!

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    stuart747posted 9 years ago

    do hedgehogs enjoy sex?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    I wonder if sex enjoys hedgehogs...?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    I wonder if they enjoy EACH OTHER?

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    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed?

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       Deborah-Lynnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       There are so many things a woman can't do with her mouth closed....why would you want her to?

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          Bibowenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Why do you think it's a wish? It's just an observation...

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Teehee---How come paperboys don't deliver the newspaper to your breakfast table?

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    jiberishposted 9 years ago

    Why is it the older you are, the shorter you get?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    How did Rudolph the Reindeer's nose get so bright in the first place?

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       Gemsongposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       According to the cartoon Family Guy it's from cancer.
       
       Though personally I'm partial to the angel dust theory.
       
       How else would reindeer think they can fly?

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          LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                                 

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          LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Well, then, how did it get so red?

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    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If Coke has artificial ingredients, can it be the "real thing"?

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