Silly questions

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  1. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Is a doggy Santa called Santa Paws?

  2. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Is a cats Santa called Santa Claws?

  3. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Is a rowers Santa called Santa Oars?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Last December I saw Santa Claus drink a Fanta soda when he thought nobody was looking.       What I wanna know is, from a legal standpoint, does his course of action constitute a Santa Fanta?

  5. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the building you depart from the "terminal"?

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      cosetteposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

      What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    When the sky falls down which way up?

    1. profile image0
      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That is--when the sky falls down which way is up?

  7. Herald Daily profile image70
    Herald Dailyposted 9 years ago

    Is baby food made with real babies?

    Why do they call it a 'near miss'?  Isn't it a near hit?

  8. Sophia44 profile image57
    Sophia44posted 9 years ago

    why is it we look forward to the future when its always the present?

  9. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why do you have to click "start" to stop Windows?

  10. profile image0
    cosetteposted 9 years ago

    On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3-hour tour?

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      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Now that's a GOOD one big_smile    Guess she wanted to have enough clothes on hand in case the ship got wrecked and a movie camera crew started shooting a movie about it that would last a few years....

  11. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    If what goes up must come down, what about prices?

  12. Pr0metheus profile image59
    Pr0metheusposted 9 years ago

    Whycome you don't have your tattoo?

  13. jiberish profile image69
    jiberishposted 9 years ago

    How do you throw away a Garbage Can? ( Someone ran over it with a truck I put it to the curb,and the trash man leaves it every week. )

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      A Texanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I had the same problem, I wrote "take the Fing trashcan" and they did!

  14. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why don't sheep shrink when they get wet?

    1. jiberish profile image69
      jiberishposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

    2. atomswifey profile image58
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL lol
      I love this one smile

  15. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    When will the word "find" change to "google" for everything?

    Eg: "Will be with you as soon as I google my car keys."

  16. sooner than later profile image59
    sooner than laterposted 9 years ago

    How does a non-stick surface, stick to a surface?

  17. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    What's the point of it all?

  18. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why don't they make the entire plane out of that same material as that indestructible black box?

  19. Gemsong profile image69
    Gemsongposted 9 years ago

    Why am I here?

  20. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 9 years ago

    If you spin as Asian 'round and 'round does he become oriented?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Is it time to eat yet? tongue

  22. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why is it called a shipment if it's sent by a car, but called cargo if it's sent by a ship?

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      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Great!

    2. sannyasinman profile image60
      sannyasinmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Brilliant. Do you have a book with these in, or are you thinking them up as you go along. In any case, they're very funny!!

      1. Bibowen profile image93
        Bibowenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks. They're not original with me, although some of them I adapted to make them sound funnier. The one above was sent to me by a former student. I've collected them over the years. Some people collect stamps, but me.......

  23. webismine profile image59
    webismineposted 9 years ago

    What makes it a question?

  24. Gemsong profile image69
    Gemsongposted 9 years ago

    Why do banks charge you for money they know you don't have?

  25. jayjay40 profile image80
    jayjay40posted 9 years ago

    if something catches on fire, is it flammable or inflammable?

    1. Paradise7 profile image82
      Paradise7posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I like this one.  Both.

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    HELP!  HELP!---How did my asbestos suit catch fire?

  27. FranyaBlue profile image79
    FranyaBlueposted 9 years ago

    why does your nose run and your feet smell

  28. elisabethkcmo profile image70
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    were you born in a barn?

    1. atomswifey profile image58
      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL ok have to do this...
      I wonder if Jesus' mom Mary, was the first one to ask this question to Jesus after He kept forgetting to shut the front door.

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    How come Santa Claus drives a sleigh; would'nt he do better in an 18-wheeler?
                                                                  smile

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    Ghost32posted 9 years ago

    Why does my Yahoo email delete a "regular" message with a single keystroke but make me confirm I really mean it (with a second keystroke) when deleting a SPAM message?

  31. webismine profile image59
    webismineposted 9 years ago

    Why does the Sun fall into oceans and hide behind hills daily?

  32. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

  33. jayjay40 profile image80
    jayjay40posted 9 years ago

    why is the word 'abbreviation' such a long word

  34. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Why are midgets so short?

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    bloodnlatexposted 9 years ago

    What is the point of asking questions that never get answered?

  36. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    According to this forum's title--sheer silliness!  big_smile

  37. dmdavis5 profile image59
    dmdavis5posted 9 years ago

    Why do We hide from truth?

  38. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why does the sun darken our skin, but lighten our hair?

  39. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Why does eating at McDonald's darken our hair, but lighten our skin?

  40. Rehma Jamshed profile image61
    Rehma Jamshedposted 9 years ago

    A cat purrs and a mouse....?

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    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Why are pancakes flat?   And why is the moon made of cheese?

  42. Paradise7 profile image82
    Paradise7posted 9 years ago

    How do you wash a raincoat? big_smile:

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      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Wear it in a thunderstorm! smile

  43. stuart747 profile image60
    stuart747posted 9 years ago

    do hedgehogs enjoy sex?

  44. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    I wonder if sex enjoys hedgehogs...?

  45. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    I wonder if they enjoy EACH OTHER?

  46. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed?

    1. Deborah-Lynn profile image75
      Deborah-Lynnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      There are so many things a woman can't do with her mouth closed....why would you want her to?

      1. Bibowen profile image93
        Bibowenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Why do you think it's a wish? It's just an observation...

  47. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Teehee---How come paperboys don't deliver the newspaper to your breakfast table?

  48. jiberish profile image69
    jiberishposted 9 years ago

    Why is it the older you are, the shorter you get?

  49. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    How did Rudolph the Reindeer's nose get so bright in the first place?

    1. Gemsong profile image69
      Gemsongposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      According to the cartoon Family Guy it's from cancer.

      Though personally I'm partial to the angel dust theory.

      How else would reindeer think they can fly?

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        LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                               smile

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        LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Well, then, how did it get so red?

  50. Bibowen profile image93
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    If Coke has artificial ingredients, can it be the "real thing"?

 
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