Silly questions

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   earnestshubposted 16 years ago

   Even when I'm past my prime, should I still fear cannibals?

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   BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 16 years ago

   Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

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   zampanoposted 16 years ago

   what's the difference between a duck ?

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      earnestshubposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I already asked!

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   desisexybabyposted 16 years ago

   Can you put world cup in coffee cup?

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   LEWJposted 16 years ago

   If the eagle flies Friday night, which bird flies Monday morning?

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   bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

   Who could care less?

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   LEWJposted 16 years ago

   Depends on who COULD'NT care less.  Or on whoever wakes up Monday morning.
   Now back to the questions....

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   Carmen Borthwickposted 16 years ago

   What colour are my eyes?

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   Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

   Why dont they fly to the moon at night ?

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    Sybil Marieposted 16 years ago

    Why is it that dogs want to chase cars? What do they think they are going to do if they caught one?

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       LEWJposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Ha!

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    ~Stacey~posted 16 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road??

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    Paradise7posted 16 years ago

    Oh, boy, chicken jokes, I love 'em.  To get to the other side. Hah!!!
    
    What is the square root of negative 2?

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    ~Stacey~posted 16 years ago

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.....??
    That was a lot harder than I thought is was going to be lol

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    cosetteposted 16 years ago

    If four out of five dentists always recommend a product, who is that fifth stubborn dentist?

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       jiberishposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Wendi Mposted 16 years ago

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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    zampanoposted 16 years ago

    Oops. Sorry earnesthub.
    This proves I'm not attentive enough to my fellow posters posts.
    I humbly ask you to be condescendent...
    
    Well I'll ask another silly question :
    What's the difference between the ... pigeon ! (which somtimes is taken by the holy spirit)
    
    By the way, glue sticks inside its bottle if you give it enough time.

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    LEWJposted 16 years ago

    Is that so...?      Did'nt know that!   I got another question, then: how come they don't make nonstick glue?   

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       Wendi Mposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I'm sorry, but what would be the point then?

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          LEWJposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          You're way too serious---it's all in fun

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    zampanoposted 16 years ago

    Glue also sticks outside its bottle.
    (I'm really inspired today)

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    Bibowenposted 16 years ago

    In a related sticky subject, what's the point of using non adhesive tape?

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       zampanoposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       What a question !
       It is meant to keep things apart. To keep them from sticking together.
       It was invented in Freedonia University

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    Deborah-Lynnposted 16 years ago

    Silly questions:  Oh, were you asleep?
                      Are you going to eat that?
                      Are you reading?
                      Are you on the phone?
    
    And my favorite:  Whos' turn is it to make the coffee?

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    ralwusposted 16 years ago

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 16 years ago

    Why does the lid of a coffin get nailed down?

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    elisabethkcmoposted 16 years ago

    Does my butt look big in these jeans?

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years ago

    What would you add to instant water?
    Stephen Wright

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    SweetiePieposted 16 years ago

    Should I take out the trash?  If you have to ask you probably do not want to do it. I just would take it out already .

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    Sara Tonynposted 16 years ago

    A co-worker once asked:
    
    What's in that empty box?
    
    
    A woman who couldn't quite remember how she knew me asked:
    
    Aren't you someone's daughter?

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       LEWJposted 16 years agoin reply to this

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 16 years ago

    What seeds do they use when growing seedless watermelons or grapes?

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    Out In The Openposted 16 years ago

    How do you make the colour white?

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    kwaltersposted 16 years ago

    Why do they have Braille numbers on drive up ATMs?

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    shanekrugerposted 16 years ago

    why peoples not use their heads?

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    Cherry_POPposted 16 years ago

    Did helen Keller really talk with her hips if she could not see the movement or hear the music?

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    dingdongposted 16 years ago

    LOL
    
    Really nice updates!!!

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    Tamarii2posted 16 years ago

    What really happened ?

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    webismineposted 16 years ago

    Why is it called a building when it is already built?

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    kwaltersposted 16 years ago

    why is it called dusting when the principle is to remove the dust?

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    CMHypnoposted 16 years ago

    why do you ice a cake when it isn't cold?

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    kwaltersposted 16 years ago

    why do doctors and lawyers only practice their jobs?

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    wrenfrost56posted 16 years ago

    How long is a piece of string?

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    prettydarkhorseposted 16 years ago

    Why do we eat?

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    kwaltersposted 16 years ago

    what kind of teeth can you get for a dollar? (buck teeth)

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    Choke Franticposted 16 years ago

    So this is generally a serious question, I just think its silly in how it is so unanswerable..
    What is the meaning of life?

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    dingdongposted 16 years ago

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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    Denno66posted 16 years ago

    Um, how do I get off this ride?

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 16 years ago

    When did wild poodles roam the earth?

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    ralwusposted 16 years ago

    Why is a turd tapered?

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    lyricsingrayposted 16 years ago

    Why are your pants still on?

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    ralwusposted 16 years ago

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

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    webismineposted 14 years ago

    Who killed the dead sea?

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    thisgirlslifeposted 14 years ago

    how long is a piece of string?

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    thisgirlslifeposted 14 years ago

    how do you polish a turd?

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