Silly questions

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  1. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Even when I'm past my prime, should I still fear cannibals?

  2. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image90
    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 9 years ago

    Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

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    zampanoposted 9 years ago

    what's the difference between a duck ?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I already asked! smile

  4. desisexybaby profile image55
    desisexybabyposted 9 years ago

    Can you put world cup in coffee cup?

  5. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    If the eagle flies Friday night, which bird flies Monday morning?

  6. profile image0
    bloodnlatexposted 9 years ago

    Who could care less?

  7. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Depends on who COULD'NT care less.  Or on whoever wakes up Monday morning.
    Now back to the questions....

  8. Carmen Borthwick profile image80
    Carmen Borthwickposted 9 years ago

    What colour are my eyes?

  9. Eaglekiwi profile image76
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    Why dont they fly to the moon at night ?

  10. Sybil Marie profile image67
    Sybil Marieposted 9 years ago

    Why is it that dogs want to chase cars? What do they think they are going to do if they caught one?

    1. profile image0
      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ha! smile

  11. ~Stacey~ profile image61
    ~Stacey~posted 9 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road??

  12. Paradise7 profile image83
    Paradise7posted 9 years ago

    Oh, boy, chicken jokes, I love 'em.  To get to the other side. Hah!!! lol

    What is the square root of negative 2?

  13. ~Stacey~ profile image61
    ~Stacey~posted 9 years ago

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.....??
    That was a lot harder than I thought is was going to be lol

  14. profile image0
    cosetteposted 9 years ago

    If four out of five dentists always recommend a product, who is that fifth stubborn dentist?

    1. jiberish profile image67
      jiberishposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  15. Wendi M profile image80
    Wendi Mposted 9 years ago

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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    zampanoposted 9 years ago

    Oops. Sorry earnesthub.
    This proves I'm not attentive enough to my fellow posters posts.
    I humbly ask you to be condescendent...

    Well I'll ask another silly question :
    What's the difference between the ... pigeon ! (which somtimes is taken by the holy spirit)

    By the way, glue sticks inside its bottle if you give it enough time.

  17. profile image0
    LEWJposted 9 years ago

    Is that so...?      Did'nt know that!   I got another question, then: how come they don't make nonstick glue?    smile

    1. Wendi M profile image80
      Wendi Mposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sorry, but what would be the point then?

      1. profile image0
        LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You're way too serious---it's all in fun smile

  18. profile image0
    zampanoposted 9 years ago

    Glue also sticks outside its bottle.
    (I'm really inspired today)

  19. Bibowen profile image92
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    In a related sticky subject, what's the point of using non adhesive tape?

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      zampanoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      What a question !
      It is meant to keep things apart. To keep them from sticking together.
      It was invented in Freedonia University

  20. Deborah-Lynn profile image77
    Deborah-Lynnposted 9 years ago

    Silly questions:  Oh, were you asleep?
                      Are you going to eat that?
                      Are you reading?
                      Are you on the phone?

    And my favorite:  Whos' turn is it to make the coffee?

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

  22. Zsuzsy Bee profile image87
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    Why does the lid of a coffin get nailed down?

  23. elisabethkcmo profile image69
    elisabethkcmoposted 9 years ago

    Does my butt look big in these jeans?

  24. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years ago

    What would you add to instant water?
    Stephen Wright

  25. SweetiePie profile image83
    SweetiePieposted 9 years ago

    Should I take out the trash?  If you have to ask you probably do not want to do it. I just would take it out already smile.

  26. Sara Tonyn profile image61
    Sara Tonynposted 9 years ago

    A co-worker once asked:

    What's in that empty box?


    A woman who couldn't quite remember how she knew me asked:

    Aren't you someone's daughter?

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      LEWJposted 9 years agoin reply to this
  27. Zsuzsy Bee profile image87
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    What seeds do they use when growing seedless watermelons or grapes?

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    Out In The Openposted 9 years ago

    How do you make the colour white?

  29. kwalters profile image61
    kwaltersposted 9 years ago

    Why do they have Braille numbers on drive up ATMs?

  30. shanekruger profile image61
    shanekrugerposted 9 years ago

    why peoples not use their heads?

  31. profile image0
    Cherry_POPposted 9 years ago

    Did helen Keller really talk with her hips if she could not see the movement or hear the music?

  32. dingdong profile image59
    dingdongposted 9 years ago

    LOL lol

    Really nice updates!!!

  33. Tamarii2 profile image62
    Tamarii2posted 9 years ago

    What really happened ?

  34. webismine profile image61
    webismineposted 9 years ago

    Why is it called a building when it is already built?

  35. kwalters profile image61
    kwaltersposted 9 years ago

    why is it called dusting when the principle is to remove the dust?

  36. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

    why do you ice a cake when it isn't cold?

  37. kwalters profile image61
    kwaltersposted 9 years ago

    why do doctors and lawyers only practice their jobs?

  38. wrenfrost56 profile image80
    wrenfrost56posted 9 years ago

    How long is a piece of string? smile

  39. prettydarkhorse profile image62
    prettydarkhorseposted 9 years ago

    Why do we eat?

  40. kwalters profile image61
    kwaltersposted 9 years ago

    what kind of teeth can you get for a dollar? (buck teeth)

  41. Choke Frantic profile image76
    Choke Franticposted 9 years ago

    So this is generally a serious question, I just think its silly in how it is so unanswerable..
    What is the meaning of life?

  42. dingdong profile image59
    dingdongposted 9 years ago

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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    Denno66posted 9 years ago

    Um, how do I get off this ride?

  44. Zsuzsy Bee profile image87
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    When did wild poodles roam the earth?

  45. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Why is a turd tapered?

  46. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 9 years ago

    Why are your pants still on?

  47. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

  48. webismine profile image61
    webismineposted 8 years ago

    Who killed the dead sea?

  49. thisgirlslife profile image53
    thisgirlslifeposted 8 years ago

    how long is a piece of string?

  50. thisgirlslife profile image53
    thisgirlslifeposted 8 years ago

    how do you polish a turd?

 
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