Much Ado About Breasts!!!

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    fierycjposted 9 years ago

    What is it with us men and women's breasts?

    1. tksensei profile image61
      tksenseiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Um, we like them?

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        your one liners are da best..... going to vote for you now in the funniest hubber section....

    2. Drew Breezzy profile image69
      Drew Breezzyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      haha it has to do with fertility and nature

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    What are you on....

  3. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    ..better than fighting I guess..lol

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    absolutely

  5. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    My theory is breasts represent comfort and nutrition and some males are never fully weaned lol

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      fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ha! Good one.

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    fierycjposted 9 years ago

    C' mon girls, (Bren and Eagle) have a laugh.

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
      Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      aww didnt ya see me laughin up dere...
      you asked
      I told lol

  7. Mrvoodoo profile image60
    Mrvoodooposted 9 years ago

    More of an ass man myself, but nothing wrong with a bit of titty too. wink

    (From Dude where's my car)

    Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy.
    Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too.

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      fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Is that a movie? Madman stuff. Lol.

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
        Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this
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          fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Hilarious!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    o.k. we will....... after you have told us some of your experiences in this department

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
      Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      speak for yaself brenda lol...lol psst wonders if cj relises other sites ,ahem ,might serve him boobylicious treats way better than avatars here will......just a thought smile

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        fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        thanks for that save, Eagle. Not everyone feels awkward about breasts, you know, Bren. I happen to believe its one of God's finest creations. No kidding.

        1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
          Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Its all good , Im not in the least bit awkward bouts my breasts either,they have served me well ,from floatation devices to incubators for newborn budgies...lol

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            fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Tell me you didnt make that stuff up just now, c'mon, Eagle, tell me! Lol.

            1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
              Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Ohhh would this face lie to you smile...seriously I should write a hub on the life n day of...nah....maybe not

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                fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Gawd you're damn funny...have I joined your fan club....O yes, I have.

                1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
                  Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  aww thanks , but me thinks its breast talk that puts you in a happy mood, now youve got me thinkin though, bout my own gender, where do we find comfort or pleasure...
                  Chocolate?? nah that dont make sense ,cant trace that back to my childhood ,gawd didnt have any lol,

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            badcompany99posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I was actually thinking of doing a hub on incubators for newborn budgies but was a photo short, wanna post it on lol !

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              CabinGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              You are such a Tit BadCo smile

              1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
                Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Bads got a nice set waiting to warm a few feathers on his hub , reckon he wont mind hiring them out for a bird or two lol (oops got you two mixed up in the message thingy)

    2. Lady_E profile image64
      Lady_Eposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lol.  I second that.

  9. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    Hey wonder if they have boobs in the sears fathers day advertisement  today ...smile

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    I love him a lot but it would be nice if he went on other sites to play then came back in a sensible mood...

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
      Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol...lol yea why cant they just be happy with cookies n milk anymore

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      fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      everyday you remind me of my Mother, Bren.

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          your mother must be some wonderful woman, does she know how you behave??????????????????

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          fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Are you kidding me! If mothers knew half of how their sons behaved, they would die. Not even funny.

        2. Mrvoodoo profile image60
          Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Bit steep ain't it, he's only talking about a bit of titty, not like he's out raping and pillaging.

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            fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Seriously, she's like my HubPage Mother. If you could spank someone virtually, I would be getting plenty from this Beautiful English woman, trust me.

            1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
              Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Fair enough then, lol, sorry, guess that was out of context for me then, that's what mothers are for, spank that ass!

  11. HealthCare Basics profile image68
    HealthCare Basicsposted 9 years ago

    Sublimating a need to find a lost pacifier ??

  12. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    Huboard Love huh CJ lol awww..

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      fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I guess thats what they call it.

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    badcompany99posted 9 years ago

    My worst nightmare is being one of Angelina Jolies triplets and being the only one bottle fed smile

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      fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's worse than dreaming about Witches and demons chasing you and stuff!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    now that is really funny, how did you even think that up B.C.

  15. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    lol angies twins , I mean triplets

    Im thinking its a wonder cigarette companies dont make the filters look like nipples wink

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    this is getting funnier by the minute

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    We hope it will lead to this.
    http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/2401.gif

  18. RooBee profile image90
    RooBeeposted 9 years ago

    Because this lady's top would not be nearly as cool without them..

    http://s165.photobucket.com/albums/u73/cyarena/comments/adult-funny/images/52545484.jpg

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Now Roo Bee, you could o' done  better than that! LOL

  20. RooBee profile image90
    RooBeeposted 9 years ago

    I know, I actually had a really great one but the code was no good sad sad

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      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1900.gif

  21. Jayme Wium profile image60
    Jayme Wiumposted 9 years ago

    This is such an arb topic... Funny comments tho.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    what does arb mean

  23. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    I think it means 'pouting'or perky  smile

  24. SweetiePie profile image85
    SweetiePieposted 9 years ago

    Now all someone has to do is create another thread about breasts, world politics, and religion combined, which would be a slightly more original that the regularly scheduled programming lol.

  25. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    lol that wouldnt be keeping a BREAST with separation of CHURCH and STATE Sweetie ,but man it would be fun to try lol

  26. SweetiePie profile image85
    SweetiePieposted 9 years ago

    That is true, but I am just curious if someone will start a thread about it or not smile.

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
      Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Go on ,do it sounds cool , build a bridge and they will come..smile

  27. SweetiePie profile image85
    SweetiePieposted 9 years ago

    Not for me, I have had enough debates for awhile smile.  However, if anyone else is interested they can try smile.  Mostly I was just being silly because those threads are so repetitive and I wonder how people keep at it lol.

  28. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    ok ,I understand that.
    They are repetitive I agree , but I call them mind dots,lol til I get to where I really want to be,dot lol,plus dinners cooking and I dont have time to do anything serious ,if ya know what I mean smile

  29. SweetiePie profile image85
    SweetiePieposted 9 years ago

    I know what you mean, just am trying not to contribute to those myself.  I still enjoy reading though smile.

 
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