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Guys and their foreskin???

  1. IntimatEvolution profile image71
    IntimatEvolutionposted 8 years ago

    What importance does foreskin play in your life, when it comes to sensitivity and manhood? 

    Have you ever tried to grow it back? 

    This is the topic for my next hub, so I'm trying to take a poll on whether or not you want it back.  They say men with foreskin, have better sensitivity.  Thus meaning they have a better sex life.

    Ladies what do you think about foreskin over the glans penis?

    1. russellwnentwich profile image55
      russellwnentwichposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Better Sensitivity would work to the womans disadvantage...unhappy women = worse sex life in my experience

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        TLCTuggerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        No way.  A more responsive partner is always a good thing. 

        I restored my foreskin.  You can grow an inch a year, which is slow, but it's painless.  Restoring gives radically different feelings.  The benefits are for both partners:

        - the shaft can now be frictionlessly kneaded by the slinking of the skin, to prod some sense sites deep within the shaft near the glans and elsewhere. I never knew this was possible before I restored. I suppose with enough lube I might have discovered the same thing earlier.

        - the mucosal skin just below the glans down to the scar has a sort of ticklish "itch" that just sparkles during intercourse or oral. The area was dry and basically numb before.

        - the corona and frenular area are just a lot more sensitive/ticklish now that they are covered all the time. Some have said it's due to "dekeratinization" and others have said there's no such thing. All I know is I feel a lot more now. It's like the nerve endings are closer to the surface, and the surface is more supple and delicate so it tracks better with whatever it's touching. It's like going from wearing 3 thick condoms to a single ultra-shear one. Anybody can experience the same change by wearing a band-aid continuously for several days on any part of their body. When you take it off, the part that had been covered is very sensitive and ticklish.

        - the skin at the pucker of the prepuce is very ticklish to tongue flicking when it is bunched up. Since I didn't have enough to bunch up before, I never felt this sensation.

        - the inner foreskin is delightfully aware of a tongue plunged in between the glans and foreskin and swirled around (with skin drawn forward over the glans). Since I didn't have enough slack before for this to happen, I never felt this sensation.

        - the shaft skin that has spent its whole day puckered in front of the glans gives off a wild sensation upon the onset of an erection. It's like the skin crackles inside as it is forced to stretch wide enough to clear the glans and retract past it, while it also has to overcome the grip of the tacky clinging to the glans. It's like both glans and skin are kissing each other. This is brief and I really only notice it for the first couple minutes of an erotic encounter, but that's OK. If it kept up I'd probably come too fast. I imagine this might be akin to what it feels like to have a vagina stretched out. I can only guess about that of course.

        - the shaft skin that rolls up and down the shaft gives off a new feeling as it rolls over on itself from inner to outer and back. Since I never had enough slack before to feel the skin tightly rolling like this during arousal I never felt this sensation before.

        - with the slack skin that easily covers my glans during arousal, my wife can rub my glans through the skin before intercourse while I'm licking her and there is ZERO risk of her rubbing me to the point of numbness, no matter how long we keep at that activity. Before the dry friction would really have a negative impact on the intercourse that followed.

        - after my wife climaxes once during intercourse her vaginal chemistry seems to change to where there is suddenly much more friction. Not a LOT more; just like the difference between lube that's water and lube that's oil. At that time, I often feel my penis move inside my sheath of skin only, with ZERO friction between me and her vaginal walls. She LOVES this, because she says at that moment she would be too sensitive for any friction. Because I never had slack before, she was never able to enjoy this plush filled-up frictionless massage feeling between orgasms before. Of course when we're finally done, this same action causes her vagina to pull my skin so I'm covered as I withdraw, which is a trip.
        - - - - -
        Sex wasn't torture before. At age 38 my wife and I would bone for like 45 minutes or an hour. She would climax about 5 times and if I wanted to finish I needed to REALLY concentrate and she needed to break out the dirty talk and the stars needed to align. But she would be rubbed raw and then want to take several days off.

        She never did succeed in finishing me orally before I restored.

        Now whenever she's had enough of intercourse I just let go and finish effortlessly as she climaxes again with me. But the whole ride is so fulfilling, I'm in no rush to get to a big finish. We really connect, and bone more often than ever.

        Sex is very much better since restoration, for physical reasons. We're both having the best sex of our lives. 

        -Ron

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          LEWJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          WOW---Now That's An Informative and Insightful Reply!   Surely it can help SOMEBODY.

          1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
            mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Anybody even!!! LOL wink

    2. mandybeau1 profile image60
      mandybeau1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I hate to be a Party Poop, but I have to tell you the Male foreskin, is probably something that I have never really thought about. With me it is about as interesting a topic (Up there with a Pigs scrotom)......... Amazing post. Most Bizzarre, am I the only person, that doesn't give a S...T or are the rest of my sex so lame, they actually think about a nasty little bit of skin.
      Ask the Jewish ladies, they possibly have more knowledge.....on the subject. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! smile ") ") smile smile wink

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wow here we go this is going over board lol

    4. shazwellyn profile image43
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Actually, the foreskin of a baby, once extracted can be scientifically grown to create enough skin to cover a tennis court!  The cells are new and can be used for grafting. 

      There is my input.

      1. christalluna1124 profile image75
        christalluna1124posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        hey if thats so its agreat idea. there are many burn patients who need grafts.

        1. shazwellyn profile image43
          shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Take those male babies and cut their foreskins!  Should be manditory!  In fact... should we stop at foreskins???? lol

    5. christalluna1124 profile image75
      christalluna1124posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think that what ever the man is comfortable with. I have had both and to me its the same feeling on my part. I know some people do or not for religious or other reasons. When my son was born he was automatically circumcised, they didnt ask ne. But personally I think that has to hurt and I would not have put my child through that.

    6. aware profile image69
      awareposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      this was a forum already

  2. zadrobi profile image58
    zadrobiposted 8 years ago

    What exactly do you mean by 'grow it back'? Like a lizards tail or something?
    I don't think miracle grow will reverse a circumcision.

    1. russellwnentwich profile image55
      russellwnentwichposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL I bet people who have lost a lot more, like legs and arms would like to "grow it back". The fact is, it's gone. And, furthermore since most men had it cut when too young to remember and certainly before puberty; How would I know if I miss it?

    2. Flightkeeper profile image74
      Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

    3. J. McCoy profile image59
      J. McCoyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha ha ha ha! That was funny!!

    4. Cagsil profile image62
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

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      LEWJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol  lol--!!

  3. TimTurner profile image73
    TimTurnerposted 8 years ago

    You can't "grow it back."  lol

    1. Paradise7 profile image84
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That wins the hamster a new wheel. " Grow it back", love it, I'm rolling.

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        TLCTuggerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Listen to Grow it back Again, by yours truly: http://tlctugger.com/Audio/Contest/GrowItBackAgain.mp3

        -Ron

    2. drej2522 profile image82
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You can't grow it back?? damn miracle grow...

      1. EYEAM4ANARCHY profile image84
        EYEAM4ANARCHYposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        A rubber band and a strip of bologna makes for a convenient quick-fix.

  4. aware profile image69
    awareposted 8 years ago

    lol  i hate to sound like a broken record . but grow it back . thats funny. as far as the topic circumcision is archaic in my mind . the  hygiene argument is  too. What about female circumcision . Everyone will agree that its crazy. but its ok to cut on a males genitalia? i still have my tonsils . i still have my appendix. if your born with it its suppose to be there i think . its fact that by removing the foreskin you loose up to 50 % or more of the sensation  in the penis . sex feels good . but with my foreskin it could feel great. lol

    1. theageofcake profile image69
      theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not entirely happy with the fact that my foreskin was clipped by my parents' volition and not my own.  Its a mystery that they even did it in the first place, since they had no religious grounds and I, as far as I know, possessed no physical abnormalities that might warrant doing so.  Maybe people are just ignorant about what it means to have foreskin, or think nothing of it because they believe that it will eventually grow back.

      Female circumcision is not quite comparable to male circumcision at all, though.  Male circumcision is relatively harmless and may, on occasion, actually benefit the patient (it may for example, alleviate phimosis, a condition in which the foreskin is so narrow it is difficult or painful to pull back).  But with females, it is physically detrimental and continues simply because it is a dated cultural/religious tradition.  You are correct in calling it "archaic."  Men may lose sensitivity, but at least the penis is easier to clean and maintain.  Not to mention, from a purely aesthetic point of view, circumcised penises are much more attractive than their counterparts (I'm sure many women would agree as well).

      1. megs78 profile image62
        megs78posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        sorry, disagree there!  been with both and have to say and uncircumcised penis is much better looking.  sorry to burst your bubble. sad

        1. theageofcake profile image69
          theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You really think so?  I guess all penises were not made equal, and covered or uncovered is just one of many factors involved in distinguishing a good from a bad looking member.

          Alas, I stand corrected, at least until I can find another girl to back me up.  :-)

          1. Pearldiver profile image81
            Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            And Maybe some Boys lol

          2. Misha profile image77
            Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            This just have to be Jewish, Muslim, or American girl. All other girls usually prefer natural tongue

          3. camlo profile image88
            camloposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I had mine done and I can tell you it's far more comfortable, and looks better - well, I had a phimosis, perhaps that's why.

  5. Michael Willis profile image81
    Michael Willisposted 8 years ago

    It doesn't grow back, but there are medical ways to regain foreskin.
    Reading this post, I decided to look it up online. But in reading about it I found it takes time and does not sound very comfortable. lol Skin stretches naturally and that is one of the techniques used I found and the other sounded very painful.

    1. aware profile image69
      awareposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      good job  mike . you did some reserch before   laughing at the question like i did  . i feel kinda  dumb now . good to see people like you thinking before they post . ill take a lesson from that .

      1. Paradise7 profile image84
        Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You're right, and I shouldn't have laughed, either.  It all sounds painful.  Stretching the skin?  Owowowowowo...maybe just live with the circumcision.  What's done is done.  But I do think uncircumcised guys have more fun.

  6. Rochelle Frank profile image96
    Rochelle Frankposted 8 years ago

    I'm fore it.

    1. Colebabie profile image59
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hehe. smile

    2. QuirkyPearl profile image60
      QuirkyPearlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Classic response Rochelle, certainly tickled my sense of humour, coalbabie you noticed too hah... so funny:-)

  7. Ivorwen profile image73
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    As a parent, I decided there was no need for cosmetic surgery on my baby boys.

  8. aware profile image69
    awareposted 8 years ago

    this post is purely jest . ok.  what if when i die and  im at heavens gate  . and god looks at me and says . wheres your foreskin?   looks back and says to the front desk . we got another reject  here. and the desk clerk says another one without his foreskin . yep god says. looks at me and say . ahhh sorry no vacancy . lol

    1. TimTurner profile image73
      TimTurnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well, according to that book they call the bible, you have to be circumcised.  But I'm sure nowadays its ok.  One of the many revisions on the bible to fit todays times  haha

  9. sooner than later profile image57
    sooner than laterposted 8 years ago

    my doc said I could grow it back. just rub lots of lotion on it.

    53 years later, and still nothing.

    1. Paradise7 profile image84
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol  big_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smile:

  10. aware profile image69
    awareposted 8 years ago

    harmless let me cut your foreskin off . then you can define harmless to me. lol just razzing  ok we cool?

    1. theageofcake profile image69
      theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      RELATIVELY so, but yeah, I probably would have opted to keep mine (had the choice been my own).  Eh, At least it was cut off when I was an infant, so I couldn't remember any pain.  With girls, its common to undergo genital mutilation between the ages of 4-8, and sometimes well into adolescence.  That can't possibly be fun.

  11. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    Perhaps you would best interview a Rabbi or two lol
    I foresee this as also leading to heated debate within a religious thread lol

    I find it interesting that so many know so much about other men's dicks lol
    But get real on your factual content instead of generalising.

    How would an uncircumsised guy know the degree of sensitivity of a circumsised member and visa versa? hmm

    As I explained to my son when he was young: When it comes down to penises; some have fireman's helmets and some have police helmets... The most important thing is: That they have a helmet; given the environments that they will have to work in!
    He asked me: "What about Construction guys?" Ummmm hmm

    1. TimTurner profile image73
      TimTurnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm confused with the helmet analogy.  Wouldn't one version be a non-helmet wearing profession?  haha

      1. Pearldiver profile image81
        Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        That would be a worry wouldn't it? big_smile
        In NZ the police used to wear helmets as they did in the UK!

    2. theageofcake profile image69
      theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      As an adult, one can opt to have their foreskin surgically removed.  These men allegedly claim there is a difference in sensitivity.  But you're right - I, for one, don't know from personal experience.

      1. LondonGirl profile image85
        LondonGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Some men need to have it done as teenagers or adults, for medical reasons.

        1. Misha profile image77
          Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I don't think anybody is concerned with such cases on this thread. smile

          If you have to, you have to, no question about that. I don't know how it is over there on your side of the pond Amanda, but the majority of American baby boys get their tiny flesh cut at the age of a few days, exactly as it is instructed in the OT. They claim they do this for sanitary reasons. Considering their unconditional support of Israel, I doubt it. wink

          1. kmackey32 profile image60
            kmackey32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Yes this is true but its a good thing most boys get it done, it's more attractive and easier to keep clean. I'm a CNA and it gets infected easily if you have foreskin.

            1. Misha profile image77
              Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              He-he Christie, it's more attractive to American girl, cause you got used to those. tongue

              1. kmackey32 profile image60
                kmackey32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Oh maybe most but honestly I see foreskin a lot at work. lol

          2. LondonGirl profile image85
            LondonGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            It's certainly not the norm, here. It's only if the parents insist, and arrange it.

            We did for our son, but it was a religious brit ceremony.

  12. beth811 profile image81
    beth811posted 8 years ago

    I don't think foreskin plays a role in the sensitivity of the penis. Leave your penis as it is.

    If you want sensitivity there are various tools to use for your satisfaction.

  13. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    I wonder if they are the same guys that sewed a foreskin on the end of my brother's nose... claiming the same sensitivity issue?

  14. aware profile image69
    awareposted 8 years ago

    i could care less how atractive my junk is . im not in the porno biz

  15. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    Awhile ago I had to scatch my head to work out what a tourist couple were saying with their matching teeshirts (I saw him first)
    On his teeshirt he had printed: "Say Cheese!"
    On hers she had printed: "I Love Smegma!" yikes

  16. zadrobi profile image58
    zadrobiposted 8 years ago

    Well there is only one way to find out.

    Guys, let's line up for inspection.

    1. TimTurner profile image73
      TimTurnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That would turn into "whos bigger" game too.

      1. sooner than later profile image57
        sooner than laterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        no it wouldn't. that would answere the "who's bigger question".

        btw that is the easiest way to expose the "bigger liar"

    2. theageofcake profile image69
      theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well, it was bound to happen eventually.

  17. zadrobi profile image58
    zadrobiposted 8 years ago

    Lol I'm not standing next to you guys at the urinal with your creepy wandering eyes.

    1. TimTurner profile image73
      TimTurnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You were the one that wanted us to line up haha

      1. theageofcake profile image69
        theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah zadrobi.  You're whipping it out with the rest of us.

  18. camlo profile image88
    camloposted 8 years ago

    And another thing - when you get it done, it actually appears bigger ...

    1. Pearldiver profile image81
      Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh the Power of Positive Thinking lol

      1. camlo profile image88
        camloposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I might even go as far as to say it actually got bigger :-)

        1. Pearldiver profile image81
          Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Good on you mate! Never say Die! lol

  19. Pr0metheus profile image60
    Pr0metheusposted 8 years ago

    I just picture myself squinting and straining trying to grow my foreskin back... funny mental picture, lol.


    I'm happy I got clipped.... I hear foreskin is annoying

  20. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    OMG...... The Enduring and Endearing story of Freddy Foreskin has been Re-Erected once more, after a flacid period of 21 hours in which No One wanted to touch on the subject! lol
    Rise and Shine Campers smile

    1. kmackey32 profile image60
      kmackey32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey have you found many pearls lately? smile

      1. Pearldiver profile image81
        Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hello Stranger.... I can't even consider diving at the moment. After the last pearl.. I'm getting treatment for a curly hair-lip! lol

        1. kmackey32 profile image60
          kmackey32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hmmm ok ok i'm blond ya know. Curly hair-lip?

          1. Pearldiver profile image81
            Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            No it wasn't a blond one.... I just wasn't holding my mouth right smile

  21. ledefensetech profile image70
    ledefensetechposted 8 years ago

    I'm not sure it's the case anymore, bet at least during WW II you had to be circumcised in order to join the military.

    1. Pearldiver profile image81
      Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      When I was young I was told that WW11 started over an argument over those with and those without. Perhaps it was to tell the troops apart? hmm

    2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      So if an uncircumcised guy got called up, in other words was forced to join the war, did they force him to get circumcised beforehand, even though he was an adult now??? That seems a tad unfair to me!!

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        sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Not hear. It was an infection issue that got them in.

        1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I think I understand now, thanks for clarifying smile

  22. beefsteakcharlies profile image55
    beefsteakcharliesposted 8 years ago

    quite frankly if i didnt have a foreskin i would have no-one to talk to or take clubbing on a weekend

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    hmmm, this has bugged me for many years. No one asked for my permission when they did that. I know it hurt and I want it back. Whom do I sue?

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    E2W_Life storiesposted 8 years ago

    I hope the practice of removing the foreskin will cease.  It plays an important part in the man's arousal phase during sexual activity.  Those who do not have one of course will never know what they are missing.  I personally find it to be very attractive.  I don't like the dried up exposed heads of the circumsized ones.

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    Mom of KSKWposted 8 years ago

    Great topic!  See my hub on the subject if you like.  There is a foreskin reclamation movement; men wanting to stretch it back, as it were, to make up for the fact that they never had a choice in the matter.  As for comments regarding aesthetics of the circumcised penis; many enough appreciate the "natural" look.

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      Ghost32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You've got to be kidding.  If I still had mine, I'd get rid of it by any means possible--scalpel, dull scissors, sledge hammer, flame thrower, whatever it took.

      And I thought obsessive video game players needed to get a life!  lol

      As for not having had a choice, I don't recall being asked about losing that there umbilicial cord...but I don't want to reclaim that, either.  What's next, a property rights dispute over the placenta?

      1. theageofcake profile image69
        theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        The "movement" seems kind of silly.  I do think its important for people to be knowledgeable about the procedure though.  Why cut off a harmless piece of skin?  Just because its a standardized practice doesn't mean it needs to be done.

  26. trish1048 profile image76
    trish1048posted 8 years ago

    Uncircumcised,,,reminds me of an elephant's trunk, ugh.

  27. Flightkeeper profile image74
    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    I can't believe this is a topic on the forums...okay got that out of my system, time for me to go before I read anything...and I'm putting on the shades cool

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    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    I remember when I was a medic we would have men have it removed because of infection issues. Their friends always brought porn to their rooms, now thats mean!

  29. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    "- the skin at the pucker of the prepuce is very ticklish to tongue flicking when it is bunched up. Since I didn't have enough to bunch up before, I never felt this sensation."

    This is all very illuminating! very funny kind of eroticism going on here.  Do you realize?  This is the first forum I've found where EVERYBODY IS ACTUALLY STAYING ON THE THREAD!  except for that part about blonde's lips or whatever.

    Anyway - I KNOW I read somewhere that the purpose of the foreskin is actually to keep the sperm the right temperature -for procreation, ya know?  Sorry to bring it up.  go back to the funny stuff, ok?

  30. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    o hahaha - at first I thought the hub was about "GAYS and their foreskin!"  heheheh

  31. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    after the "Bris" or whatever you call the Jewish circumcision ceremony, what to the do with the little foreskin thing? No, I'm serious, anybody know?

    1. Flightkeeper profile image74
      Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Frame it? Just a guess.

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        yeh - was thinking maybe they plant it under a tree or put it in a little box and hang it round the babe's neck to ward off the evil one - but - that's all speculations!

        1. mandybeau1 profile image60
          mandybeau1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I was thinking maybe they could be saved sewn together and could be used as blankets for the needy. I sorta imagine heaps of homelesss peeps wrapped in foreskin blankets all warm and snug, sitting in front of braziers. Oh is foreskin flammable if so not the most brilliant idea (The Brazier)

          1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
            mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Of course there is always the old joke about making them into purses, and when you stroke them they turn into a suitcase wink

            1. mandybeau1 profile image60
              mandybeau1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              hAHAHAHHAH maybe the needy could stroke my blankets, they'd get a whole Village shelter for the night. What a lovely idea.

              1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
                mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                And later on it will shrink down to a handy size for transportation smile

                1. mandybeau1 profile image60
                  mandybeau1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  I am seeing huge (sorry for pun) marketing potential, I am thinking Wedding Marquees that can be small and made larger, dependent on the number of guest, Or Circus Big Tops, this is Big.......

                  1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
                    mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Dog muzzles that fit any breed depending on how much you stroke them smile

          2. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            that was a very charitable idea but I suppose there would be a rawther bacony kind of smell if they sit too close to that brazier!  and then what if they were feeling hungry! and . . .no! So glad I'm a woman

            1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
              mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              So we could feed the hungry too!!!!! This is a winner all round!

    2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      They batter them,freeze them and sell them in supermarkets as Calamares or occasionally onion rings (depends on the circumference). wink

  32. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    come to think of it, alot of homeless actually have hungry dogs! do ya think? and what a lovely time of year to suggest this - the holidays and all - those soup kitchens could use some help!

  33. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
    mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years ago

    What about using them as extra strong elastic bands? Mind you, I still like the battering them and using them as onion rings or Calamares idea, just because of the vision it creates wink

  34. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
    mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years ago

    Rub one until it is the right size for your car and use it as a spare fanbelt.

    1. mandybeau1 profile image60
      mandybeau1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Would this suit all makes and models of cars...
      Battering them, Worry I didn't think about the Dog eating them, maybe needs work on a Dog eat inhibitor.
      Tough to cook I would imagine, marinade would be needed and buckets of it.
      Can you see Gordon Ramsay cooking mens foreskins, hell he's cooked almost everything else.

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
        mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You think he's bad, what about Hugh Fernley Whittingstall????

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          mandybeau2posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I have made the metamorphosis to Mandybeau2 now, because believe it or not I have been told I am not allowed to post in the Forums. So Hi guys this is such a fun forum.
          We now have mandybeau mandybeau1 and lately mandybeau2.

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            mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Dare I ask why you got banned as Mandybeau1???

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    some of the things that coulod be done, well = really there's the whole superglue theory - and yet, I think we might be arrested soon or kicked out just for verbalizing all this - so I'm gonna try to reign it in, or is it rein it in? this horse has just bolted right outta the stable, kids and somebody has got to get a grip on it!lol

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    about that stroking - back there at the homeless shelter? Who is going to do it? could get exhausting. There is a huge downside to this enterprise.

    but I have an idea I want to run past you - it's for my new novel: (spin off from the hub) (will only take a few minutes, won't hurt at all, really)
    The Foreskin Saga - wherein a young Jewish babe is given his little pouch to carry with him throughout his life, only when he is barely old enough to be BarMitzvah'd a villainous Santa Claus at the mall steals it from his little pocket - yes, he was sitting on Santa's lap, unbeknownst to his zehda and cannot tell a soul that he sinned in such a goyisha way.  So he has to spend the rest of his life covering up for the loss of his little foreskin - and finally he finds Jesus and prays and lo his foreskin returneth unto him and all is well for awhile as he is born again, but alas it gets even worse when he tries to enlist to go to Afghanistan and fight among the poppy fields, but he cannot because his foreskin was returned by the almighty and now he no longer knows where to turn - will his old Rabbi Hindiskelt forgive and forget and accept him back for a re-run bris?  Or shall he let the military take it off for him?  (I'm a little stuck here and would appreciate your help)

    I like the whole shtick, what do you think?

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, sounds like "War and Peace" in terms of complications and potentially long storyline.  Not sure how much help I will be able to offer, but it does hold loads of potential as a story I reckon smile (also sounds like he is in a revolving door in terms of his religious leanings )!!! wink

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        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You could probably help with the costuming, if you don't mind! I really think I'll get a bid on the movie rights before it even gets into paperback!  The religious parts are what will really give it marketing potential = making Santa into a villain, well I have to work on that part.  Maybe its an oversexed teacher in 6th grade who seduced him and took it?

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hmm, possibly, but if you look up my hub on "The World's Worst Santas" you might decide to stick with that idea (trust me, it does exist and is a real eye opener) smile

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            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            you rock lol

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              mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Great to see you here Lyricsingray, hey, why not add your thoughts to the mix, it can only help!!! wink

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    I hope we never lose the thread here, that could really cause some problems.  I mean - if someone, like me, comes over from wherever I was and we were talking about foreskins and noodles and then chefs - could they conceivably worry that this was a recipe forum? and then we'd get reported for ilicit ingredients? but I get too paranoid.  So right - I'll keep the Santa part and just cut a little, here and there, and everything will come out just perfect!  Who to cast as the adult boy and what to name him?  Moishe? Heime? John? Mark? Luke? Peter?  Ah! there it is  - PETER!  now, who to play him?

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Decisions decisions, perhaps we could ask for volunteers!!

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Actually, much more fun would be to do auditions.... extensive ones wink wink wink

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        logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Where does the line form? smile

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          We'll be in touch wink

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            logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
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              mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Naughty naughty big_smile

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                logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Yes I am and I like it that way! smile

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    Yes, that's the ticket !  A complete unknown!  Someone who is truly well-endowed.  I suppose the producer will want something to say about this.

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am sure upon closer examination we can come up with a short list, or should I say "long list"!!!

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    I was just over in "Hubber's Story" where people are lining up to audition.  I think.  that is - there were 2 people over there.  Course they might have been women, because one never knows here on hubpages just who is what and what is who.  Oh well, maybe I got in a little trouble there.  We shall see.  Possibly I will never remember any of this in the morning.  If I don't will there be someway I can come back to it?  Do they archive these forums?  If so how will they classify this?  Fiction?  Sports?

    Religion?

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Where is "Hubber's Story"????

      Forum will still be here tomorrow don't worry. Just make a note of where it is, or the link, and you will easily find it again.

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    Another idea - have a woman, maybe Meryl Streep, play Peter, only in drag, see, what a stroke of genius that would be!  And just edit in the close-ups - down there,  you know.  She can do anything.  Fresh from being Julia - right out of the kitchen.  There'd be so much curiosity - can we PULL IT OFF?!lol

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yikes, sounds painful to me!!

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        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        oh. well, I didn't mean that LITERALLY we would PULL it OFF! but then, there must be a CLIMAX in the story - will it be when he/she has this epiphany and finds the Christians? Maybe call it "The Foreskin Saga: Pedro y Petra?" kind of Victor/Victoria  (Russian/Mexican market is huge for this sort of thing) Would that be ok? I mean, would the Christians mind?  Maybe there would be a little slip when they recircumsize Peter to send him to Afghanistan and he loses it, entirely.  So he/she (enter Meryl Streep) gets sent to Argentina instead. 

        I will have to do a lot of research on this script before we can select the actor (possibly research on location) - but do we need to tell those poor schmucks who are lining up to audition for the part?!  omg - they're going to break down the doors soon if we don't decide what to do - could just send them all home I guess.  I think I'll have to sleep on it.  This whole story line has a lot of gaps in it.  Will have to find some more material to fill it in.  and it is my bedtime - so forgive me while I grab a little shuteye.  I know it will all seem clearer in the morning.  May be y'all will have solved the biggest problems!  Thanks awfully for your input.

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Have to sleep on that one myself, will catch you tomorrow, it is nearly 5.00am here!!!!

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    yes, I'll just take one of my manic pills now and try to sleep it off.

  42. cheaptrick profile image70
    cheaptrickposted 8 years ago

    My ex kicked me in the crotch so hard one time my forskin became my aftskin and I tea baged myself!Now I'm afraid to look down there cause"little willy"might not be beautiful anymore...

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yikes, sounds nasty, yet also sounds so funny coming from an Avatar like yours cheaptrick big_smile

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        cheaptrickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Why do you suppose I chose Cheaptrick..

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Good point wink

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            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Hey Misty big_smile

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    Sleeping on it was the best idea - now that my head is clear I can see that the whole Foreskin Saga idea was a flash in the pan. Too overt and explicit for the mainstream movies - could become a cult film, I don't know.  I'll have to try to serious-up a bit and write a real hub and come back another time.  UNLESS - someone else wants to review this thread and take over for awhile?   I'll check in on the foreskins a little later just to make sure no one gets too kinky. tongue  oh say, it may be a little late to worry about that! lol  this is still making me laugh - but that just says a lot about me, huh.

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    PashaSposted 8 years ago

    Ahhhh...... the ol' pig-in-a-blanket topic! I've been waiting for this one as it was going to be a part of one of my hubs. Let me say that I personally can't stand turtlenecks especially on a penis. I have experienced this and although sex doesn't feel different to me, there are other problems it can present such as yeast infections amongst other things....and oral....Lets not go there. The man with a turtleneck has to make sure to keep that thing cleaner than a circumcised one for they are breeding grounds for bacteria and infections.

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      megs78posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      well, lets just hope that an adult uncircumcised male has the knowledge of how to properly clean his package...I mean seriously, is this really the argument?  This is usually a problem for a population that does not have regular access to showers, baths etc.  that is why during the war it was important to be circumcised because it was so difficult to keep clean.  But lets face it, if someone is having a problem keeping himself clean today, in our part of the world, I'm going to have to say that it is a hygiene problem on his part and not due to his foreskin.

  45. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    I am fortunate in that I have 2 penises.. one cut and one not.

    I don't find any difference during intercourse, but the cut one does get colder in the winter.

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      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ... and ends up, up your bottom! lol

 
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