who failed in his attempts to launch his career in the circus
but then he began to weep uncontrollably as he heard the sad news of
and he had a wardrobe malfunction and realized he had been taking male enhancement therapy...(which explained the earlier screams)
so he bequethed the scary leviathan to buy him a much larger male short shorts...
... to wear it on head while attending the Masonic Lodge Meeting ...
Finally he focused back on his landing, but was pleased at how much planning he was able to do midair...
And then, he suddenly spotted 1 of his wives from the harem having her butt pinched by a cool, but drooling blonde guy
now he had to focus on balancing after what he just saw...
though he wondered why his life was written down in such strange sentences...
and wondered what this had to do with the original cabin in the woods (wih ba plumbing) with a flickering candle...
He thought he was clearly losing his grasp on reality. He shook his head vigorously and noticed in his peripheral vision a sight he had not seen in years...
It was a beautiful exotic (woman) genie that could grant him only three wishes.
these delusions must be a deadly reaction to the acid given to him by the original perpetrator in the story...
nonetheless, he began to request his three wishes in Swahili that he learned during his years farming beets in New Zealand...
in a totally enclosed bio-dome...which was built as an isolated test lab for "beets" as a possible hybrid future crop for harvesting on Mars...and secretly funded by...
the United Nations and Tribal Natives from New Zealand :)who knew vital information to...
contacting Aliens...rested in our ability to grow "beets" on other planets within our galaxy.
So with the stealth of warriors ,and supreme agility he mounted..
his tall Arabian horse...and determined within himself to ride against those...far and wide...who would write crazy things about him...
until his Arabian stead contracted a deadly STD virus and fell ill, being teleported to a planet for necessary treatment as the only option to live, the planet called...
Which in the 90% consonant language of Planet X/Nibiru means:"How'd we end up here?"
Once on the planet, he was distracted by the fertile grounds ideal for beet farming when his horse suddenly...
broke into a gallop, and destined for azure colored waters where dolphins frolicked...
Until one day..."Black Tooth" Lamar teleported over to the planet...and once again came looking for retribution and fame... that was denied him from the last time they both met at the cabin.
the cabin which was now condemned, having been abandoned for 890 alien years, or 54 Earth years, and so the land had been sold to....
the United Nations and Tribal Natives from New Zealand who wanted to build a new enclosed bio-dome to use as a test lab for growing beets on distant planets...because it turns out that the cabin was on fertile "beet" ground...
the beets were a government cover-up that beet-obsessed manlypoetryman created, inspired by his own childhood trauma with beets...
it turns out they really were'nt beets at all they were a mutation of scientific transmitters which could be used to build powerful communicating devices for..
pigs, which the aliens thought we originated or evolved from...
...cried the originator of the "Create A Story" forum...then he remembered that manlypoetry man had been trying to tell them something all along... "Beet" juice from Planet X/Nibiru has unique healing powers for Aliens...maybe...just maybe...it would help bring our character back to life. AsherKade ran to the nearest teleport...before it was too late...
About a crime or mystery story:
"In a lonely, dark, receding part of the woods...
By an old cabin...abandoned for years..."
A tall man then wondered over looking a little worried, he looked like he had been walking for miles. The man came over and siad...
Little did this poor man know that hidden behind the cabin a vodka distillation machine that used beet juice...
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