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   sweigandposted 14 years ago

   who failed in his attempts to launch his career in the circus

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   viryaboposted 14 years ago

   As a tightrope walking circus man

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   soni2006posted 14 years ago

   and then jumping up and above circling like a

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   usmanali81posted 14 years ago

   ... crazy Mason ...

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   adjusted his speedo's for effect

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   bluebirdposted 14 years ago

   but then he began to weep uncontrollably as he heard the sad news of

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   manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

   how people were laughing at him in that Speedo...

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   AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

   and he had a wardrobe malfunction and realized he had been taking male enhancement therapy...(which explained the earlier screams)

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   AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

   so he bequethed the scary leviathan to buy him a much larger male short shorts...

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      usmanali81posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ... to wear it on head while attending the Masonic Lodge Meeting ...

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    sweigandposted 14 years ago

    Finally he focused back on his landing, but was pleased at how much planning he was able to do midair...

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    viryaboposted 14 years ago

    And then, he suddenly spotted 1 of his wives from the harem having her butt pinched by a cool, but drooling blonde guy

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    now he had to focus on balancing after what he just saw...
    though he wondered why his life was written down in such strange sentences...

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    and wondered what this had to do with the original cabin in the woods (wih ba plumbing) with a flickering candle...

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       Zabbellaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       He was still there, reeling from that memory of the (gasp) tight wire and all those spectators!!!

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    Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

    He thought he was clearly losing his grasp on reality.  He shook his head vigorously and noticed in his peripheral vision a sight he had not seen in years...

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       my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It was a beautiful exotic (woman) genie that could grant him only three wishes.

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    Julie-Ann Amosposted 14 years ago

    And who only understood Swahili

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    these delusions must be a deadly reaction to the acid given to him by the original perpetrator in the story...

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    sweigandposted 14 years ago

    nonetheless, he began to request his three wishes in Swahili that he learned during his years farming beets in New Zealand...

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    in a totally enclosed bio-dome...which was built as an isolated test lab for "beets" as a possible hybrid future crop for harvesting on Mars...and secretly funded by...

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    the United Nations and Tribal Natives from New Zealand :)who knew vital information to...

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    contacting Aliens...rested in our ability to grow "beets" on other planets within our galaxy.

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    So with the stealth of warriors ,and supreme agility he mounted..

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    his tall Arabian horse...and determined within himself to ride against those...far and wide...who would write crazy things about him...

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    until his Arabian stead contracted a deadly STD virus and fell ill, being teleported to a planet for necessary treatment as the only option to live, the planet called...

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    Julie-Ann Amosposted 14 years ago

    Zargnhbbnmp'grbnpabndrnsap'zbnpesat]jaq

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    Which in the 90% consonant language of Planet X/Nibiru means:"How'd we end up here?"

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    sweigandposted 14 years ago

    Once on the planet, he was distracted by the fertile grounds ideal for beet farming when his horse suddenly...

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    broke into a gallop, and destined for azure colored waters where dolphins frolicked...

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    Until one day..."Black Tooth" Lamar teleported over to the planet...and once again came looking for retribution and fame... that was denied him from the last time they both met at the cabin.

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    the cabin which was now condemned, having been abandoned for 890 alien years, or 54 Earth years, and so the land had been sold to....

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    the United Nations and Tribal Natives from New Zealand who wanted to build a new enclosed bio-dome to use as a test lab for growing beets on distant planets...because it turns out that the cabin was on fertile "beet" ground...

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    the beets were a government cover-up that beet-obsessed manlypoetryman created, inspired by his own childhood trauma with beets...

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    Research Analystposted 14 years ago

    it turns out they really were'nt beets at all they were a mutation of scientific transmitters which could be used to build powerful communicating devices for..

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    pigs, which the aliens thought we originated or evolved from...

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    Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years ago

    He then died, ending the story.

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    boo hoo...

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    ...cried the originator of the "Create A Story" forum...then he remembered that manlypoetry man had been trying to tell them something all along... "Beet" juice from Planet X/Nibiru has unique healing powers for Aliens...maybe...just maybe...it would help bring our character back to life. AsherKade ran to the nearest teleport...before it was too late...

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       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       When the friendly New Zealanders relised what had happened, they turned and called on Mana to quickly restore vital life sources and continue to this day to protect and

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    to tell wonderous tales in Swahili...

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    About a crime or mystery story:
    
    "In a lonely, dark, receding part of the woods...
    
    
    By an old cabin...abandoned for years..."

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    richard_johnposted 14 years ago

    A tall man then wondered over looking a little worried, he looked like he had been walking for miles. The man came over and siad...

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    viryaboposted 14 years ago

    Give me vodka to drink, for i thirst and...

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    Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years ago

    Little did this poor man know that hidden behind the cabin a vodka distillation machine that used beet juice...

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    lover and his best friend

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