Just in the name of fun!!!!!! While I was trying to clean up some stuff off my computer I came across these. A couple of them made me smile even though they're probably as old as the hills. So it being Friday morning and with the pain of having to still get through the whoooole looong workday I thought I would try to cheer everyone up a bit--->the weekend's coming...honest
Q:What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A:Juan on Juan
Q:What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A:The position of the dirt bag
Q:Why is divorce so expensive? A:Because it's worth it
Q:What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A:Doughnuts
Q:What do attorneys use for birth control? A:Their personalities.
Q:Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A:Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q:Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? A:Because they have cotton balls.
Q:What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A:A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Q:Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A:Mace will do that to you.
Q:Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A:Breasts don't have eyes.
Q:Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? A:He walks around saying "Yo."
Q:Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A:Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q:Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a baby with blonde hair? A:They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
Q:What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A:A speech impediment.
Q:How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? A:Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Q:What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A:A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....
This made my day!! I have been to bingo, most my friends call me a redneck, my husband is Italian, I have rabbits..and actually..they do make a nosie..but that was funny...cuz anything with the word balls in it is funny!!!!Thanks for this!!
Amazing! No one has shown up to threaten lawsuits or flagging or being kicked off Hub Pages or anything! These must really be funny! To me they are, anyway. And I thank you from the bottom of my chuckling belly for making my day, Zsuzsy! I sooo needed the light humor. MM
You're right MM it is amazing that no-one has started to beef about one or the other one of these snappies. all my friends know that i just love these short Q&A types so they are forever e-mailing them to me. IMO we all need more laughter in our lives zs
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