I'm New Here And Will Be Honest

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   jdmaffiliateposted 16 years ago

   Hi everyone.
   
   I am absolutely new here and I need to be honest.  I am here to make money.  My mentor who I will not mention is a very popular Hubber and makes very good money.  He told me HubPages is a very important tool on wanting to make an income online.
   
   He also told me how to act in HubPages.  He warned me about spamming and so forth.  He told me about making friends, getting involved in the forums and just being a real person.  He also told me that I will make very little money from the wallets of Hubbers but then explained to my why HubPages is so important.
   
   I am an 18 year old trying to make a living online.  My mentor is one of the real people who has taken me by the hand to show me how he makes a living.  Don't worry I haven't quit my day job but one day I know I will.
   
   So, anyways I hope I can be a contributing member of HubPages and I hope my honesty is appreciated because you can bet your bottom dollar I will never deal in shady practices or try and spam the people of HubPages.

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      prasannasutraveposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Dear jdmaffiliate
      Welcome to hub pages.Your mentor is right you can make good money from here if work hard.
      
      Build your relationship with other hubber and find useful information from their hubs.

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      goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome. If you are an honest person then why would you need to publish it. For this only makes me caution your motive.

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         jdmaffiliateposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         Thats okay.  I'm new to this game and you should be cautious when a new marketer arrives.  I will prove my worth here.  maybe my wording is wrong but I only deal in black and white and no inbetween.

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            goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            why do you feel the need to prove anything?

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               jdmaffiliateposted 16 years agoin reply to this

               Lol, it seems you are going to be a tough one and thats okay.  Simply because I am a marketer and dont want to get painted with the wrong brush.
               
               Josh

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                  goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                  But josh, you began the wrong way, just by your intro. maybe next time you will think through what you say.

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               Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

               Geez - give him a go. He's just introducing himself to the forum, and doing a good job of it.
               
               Why do you feel the need to attack him?

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                  goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm not attacking, I'm questioning, why he would feel the need to tell us hes honest. That only makes me be guarded to someone who advertises his on honesty.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Your introductory post indicates that you are a an honest, motivated person of high integrity.
      
      I hate you already.

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      Hack Retisposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Good luck!
      
      Keep it real.

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      blondepoetposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      You sound like a nice bloke I like you already.

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         Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         Is there a bloke you DON'T like

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   vinny2posted 16 years ago

   I'm glad to hear it. Welcome to Hubpages!

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   Mark Knowlesposted 16 years ago

   Welcome - I already like your approach.
   
   Good luck.

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      jdmaffiliateposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      It's kind of funny that you Mark would comment already.  My mentor specifically mentioned your name to me.  He told me that you are a person always willing to help those who are sincere but he also told me that you can easily eat a person alive who tries to do things the non HubPages way.  lol,  thanks for the welcome.

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         Mark Knowlesposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         LOL
         
         My reputation precedes me.
         
         Still - you learned one thing already. "You can't please all the people all the time."

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            goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            Why mark do you need to please anyone at all?

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         Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         That's true, but most days he forgets to put his teeth in

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            He's in the habit of putting them in right after morning prayers.

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               Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

               Nah, if that were true he'd  be permanently toothless.

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                  Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                  I think he is a closet babtist.

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   Jane@CMposted 16 years ago

   Welcome aboard.  I love your intro - honest & to the point.

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      jdmaffiliateposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you.  My Uncle(mentor) told me there were only 2 ways to survive.  Blackhat or Whitehat.  Personally he also told me he would have no part in helping if I wouldnt be an honest marketer so that is what I will be.

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   Kidgasposted 16 years ago

   Welcome.  I am sure you will learn a lot.

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   Uninvited Writerposted 16 years ago

   Welcome, I think you started just fine.

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   Pamda Manposted 16 years ago

   Try to enjoy the time here with me. Lol.
   
   Panda Man

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years ago

   
   
   Just kidding.  Welcome and good luck.

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   Jane@CMposted 16 years ago

   Don't eat the cupcake, just look at it LOL to Ron!

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    Leta Sposted 16 years ago

    OMG!...lololo.  Well, creative, yeah...  Now I have to go off to my day job in marketing/PR.  lol
    
      Welcome.
    
    edit...is this like, Rich Dad, Poor Dad or something?

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years ago

    Stalker?

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    goodfriendiamposted 16 years ago

    wheres the stalker?

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I'm not sure, but the tracks are everywhere.

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          goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Me? Know I just call it like I see it. And your tracks aren't to far behind...lol

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             Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             I don't leave tracks, just muffin crumbs.

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                goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                tracks,crumbs, need I say more?......lol

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    Janettaposted 16 years ago

    Well whoever your mentor is, they certainly seemed to have done a great job so far! Welcome!! I hope you get out of HubPages everything you wish.  Nice to have ya

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    RooBeeposted 16 years ago

    Welcome aboard! Glad to have you, glad you've an honest approach - and congrats on having an experienced mentor to guide you!
    If Ron is already baking you muffins, you're on the right track!

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    Chris1|Chris2posted 16 years ago

    Welcome, welcome! Us newbies got to watch out for one another! Good luck!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    Hi and welcome , pull up a rock n smush some smores with me
      ...although I do admitt Ron makes some fine muffins -even Kiwi ones lol

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       Some better than others.

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          Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          um what happened ,did you let martha in the kitchen ,lol

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             Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             I tried going totally organic and also baking in a reduced carbon footprint fashion.  Being politically correct has it's drawbacks.

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                Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                dunno why those muffins remind me this lil joke
                what do you get when you stand under a cow?
                
                (pausing for effect)
                
                a lil pat on the head ..

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                   Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   Sorry, I may need to reboot my brain this morning, nothing is computing.
                   
                   I don't understand the joke.  Is a pat another name for a cowpie?

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                      Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                      Well Im guessin  yes ,but I dont know what a cowpie is
                      
                      poopy stuff
                      
                      he says potato ,she says pawtaaatoo
                      (sorry)

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    RooBeeposted 16 years ago

    Mmmm kiwi muffins. I saw those, and they look delectable.

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    jdmaffiliateposted 16 years ago

    Thank you to everyone for all the great participation in this thread.  I was at work all day and so pleased to see the response.  That proves my mentor was right that this place is full of a great mixture of people.
    
    Thanks everyone.

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    Dale Mazurekposted 16 years ago

    Welcome to HubPages.  I too am quite new and got a great response from the Hubbers.
    
    Pretty neat that so young you are looking at a career online.  Thats cool but remember to always remember how you get to where you are going.  Take one step at a time and dont get greedy.  I too focus on doing all the right things and for me it has been a success.
    
    Its great that you have found a mentor you trust.  Not everyone gets that lucky so take the experience and run with it.
    
    Good luck

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    Dame Scribeposted 16 years ago

    Welcome to HubPages.

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    wordscribe41posted 16 years ago

    Welcome, welcome.  I'm also quite new, hope you enjoy it here as much as I have.  It seems you're off to a great start.

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    jdmaffiliateposted 16 years ago

    Oh God I hope his muffins dont look like the above ones.

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    Mark Knowlesposted 16 years ago

    wat a babtist?

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Sorry, Pamda man has apparently given the keyboard a hiccup.  baPtist

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    Eric Graudinsposted 16 years ago

    Mark and I are both practising Pastafarians.
    
    Ramen.

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       RooBeeposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       No prayers then?

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          Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          No, but we chant this at our meetings:
          
          I have been touched by the noodly appendage and blessed with a vision of the best way to say RAmen:
          
          Clasp your hands together, interlocking your fingers, like the Christians would to pray.
          
          Instead of holding your hands tightly closed, wiggle your fingers about like noodly appendages. Go ahead, do it.
          
          Doesn't that look like our carbohydrate-filled lord?
          
          Say RAmen while you do it. And share the word with all our fellow Pastafarians!
          
          RAmen.
          
          If you want enlightenment of the FSM kind,
          http://www.venganza.org/forum/index.php

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             Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             At what part in the proceedings do you bugger the choirboys?  No true religion would omit this vital step.

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                Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                Right after the part where you stand under the cow.
                Anyway - I'll bail out of this very off topic thread now.

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    RooBeeposted 16 years ago

    Rice be with me,
    hollowed be thy macaroni,
    in the box as it is in the saucepan
    lead us not into starvation,
    but in to al dente
    for thou makest the best ravioli,
    fusilli, and rotini
    
    Ramen

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Rice is not pasta.  You follow a false god.

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    Eric Graudinsposted 16 years ago

    @roobee
    I knew not that you were of the faith.

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       RooBeeposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I once found a savior-shaped tortellini and thought, "Holy Canoli! I believe!"

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          Janettaposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Savior-shaped tortellini hahaha
          
          sometimes thats all it takes isnt it

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    RooBeeposted 16 years ago

    Ok, I'm outta here too. I'm having a whole questioning-my-faith moment b/c of the rice thing! Jeez! Just when I think I've got it figured out! Who will save me now???!

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       Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I'll save you RooBee.
       Pasta can also be made from rice.
       The FSM caters for gluten intolerant worshippers as well.
       RAmen.

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          Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Are you trying to split the pastafarians into denominations?  What's next, heterosexual clergy?  Pasta can not be made from Rice.  Noodles yes, pasta no.  This is the eternal truth of pasta.

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             Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             You, Sir, are nothing but a troublemaker.
             YOU are the one trying to create denominations by your deeply divisive comments about rice, which has caused severe emotional distress to RooBee.
             
             The FSM does not distinguish between pasta and noodles.
             In fact, he is very proud of his noodly appendages.
             
             You obviously know nothing about pastology or FSM and are starchy against us, merely trying to cause dissent. But I forgive you, as per our sacred verses:
             
             Our spaghetti
             Who art in the colander
             Hallowed be thy sauce
             Thy serving come
             Thy strands be wrung
             On forks as they are on spoons
             Give us this day our daily meatball
             And forgive us our starchiness
             As we forgive those who are starchy against us
             And lead us not into Kraft parmessan
             But deliver us from Gordon Ramsay
             For thine is the garlic
             And the onion and the bay leaves
             For ever and ever.
             RAmen

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                goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                you are very talented, and funny.

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                Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                Sometimes, in the name of FSM, we must tear a person down so that they may be built back up to a being more pleasing to us.

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                   goodfriendiamposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   Well count me out, I would rather die a thousand deaths, then to be made in the image of FSM....lol

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    Dale Mazurekposted 16 years ago

    Its amazing how the topic of a thread can totally change.
    
    Lol

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Was there a topic?

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          Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          dunno , lets make one up

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       blondepoetposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       haha I know isn't it outrageous. I never do that.!!!!!!!!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    Honestly I want lunch
    Hubbers lunch dictates Pasta and Angel food cake

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    Welcome, I appreciate a direct approach.

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    RooBeeposted 16 years ago

    @EG:
    Thou art so so wise!

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    Eric Graudinsposted 16 years ago

    @goodfriendiam:
    Awww shucks! Thank you.
    
    @RooBee
    Awww shucks to you too.
    
    @Ron Montgomery.
    From the look of your avatar, looks like a horse has been trying to kick some sense into you. Anything I could say could only come a distant second.

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    Eric Graudinsposted 16 years ago

    Hmmm.
    Wonder where the OP went.

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    candice5posted 16 years ago

    I had obviously heard of Spammers, but never Trolls and Flamers.
    Pamda Man wrote a Hub on the subject, and told me to read it.
    It was rather interesting.
    He ironically says that Trolls are the good ones, however no one seems to like them Confused. Good Luck with your Online career.
    Candice Choudhury.

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