UGH what is wrong with me?

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I have the urge to write hubs but then that urge disappears and I don't feel like writing hubs though I know I should...

    Is there something wrong with me? lmao

    1. Bredavies profile image61
      Bredaviesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I hope not..cause I do that all the time. haha smile

    2. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Something that's wrong with everyone once in a while : lazyness big_smile

    3. Lady_E profile image62
      Lady_Eposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think so. You can't always be in the mood for Hubbing and its always nice to have time-out. You'll find when you go back to it, you'll flow...

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You kidding me? seen my stats, at all? big_smile

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yes I have but I LOVE to write and yet I can't..something is wrong with me dammit! lol

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          fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hey...chill...One thing is, I never force myself to write, if I'm not in the mood, I'm not in it, its that simple...you dont wanna doing anything below quality...do you?

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            Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            But that is the thing I am in the mood to write and yet I can't sad

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      Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I had a doctor tell me that I should exercise regularly when I was young. He said, "And don't lie down till the feeling goes away—like I do."

      I have composer friends who write an annual Christmas song. I don't. I write when the urge strikes, usually several at a time in summer or some other nonrelevant time of year, stock pile the one of the new suckers and give them away with that year's Christmas cards. Everyone only THINKS I write a new song every year.

      Apparently I have the same plan here at hp. And my score is slipping....
      [sigh...]

      Just don't lie down till the feeling goes away.

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      annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ok, I say that if you wait to write hubs and you are lazy about writing them, then that means your next hub will be a really good money maker...(cough,cough).  Also, that you will land a really good job when someone important sees your wonderful new hub...(eyes shifting back and forth). 

      Good luck I know you will write a good one if you are lazy about it now....(lMao now)

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol thanks annvans I hope you're right

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          annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah, I am right...(cough, cough)

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      Jane@CMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I often get the urge, but its at the wrong time - meaning I don't have time to write at that time.  So instead, I leave MS Word up & when an idea comes to mind I simply type it in along with my thoughts, so the idea doesn't leave as fast as it came big_smile  Then I can go back to it and finish what I've started.

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Very cool I do that too I actually have a couple journals for that type of thing that when I get an idea I grab it and write it down so I don't forget it smile I hate forgetting my ideas.

    8. emievil profile image68
      emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      If there's something wrong with you then something's wrong with me too! I haven't written any hub since the weekend and I've started like three hubs but I only got to the first line and then poof! the urge to write is gone sad.

      *sigh* I'd better go back to my day job and start crunching numbers sad.

    9. irenev17 profile image61
      irenev17posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe you need a MUSE

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Know where I can get one? lol

    10. AEvans profile image71
      AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Nope, all of us have been through it. smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    at least I'm not the only one suffering from this phew makes me feel better lmao

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    rednckwmnposted 14 years ago

    maybe you have hubinitius?

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    oh great I hope not lol

  5. PhilD41 profile image65
    PhilD41posted 14 years ago

    Same thing happens here.  I have tons of ideas and not much time.  Recently when I do have a few minutes the last thing I feel like doing is typing.  Hopefully there is a cure nearby!

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    but...but Phil! I have all the time in the world since i am unemployed and yet I still don't feel like writing hubs... ;(

    and lol Tantrum does that mean I'm always lazy? you better not say yes to that lmao

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Nooooo!!! lol

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        *thhhpppppppp* lol

  7. Bredavies profile image61
    Bredaviesposted 14 years ago

    Well I wish it wouldn't happen. I want to write my third hub for the 30 Day Hub Challenge

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think that is why I'm staying away from the 30 day hub challenge lol I wouldn't make it

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        viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You may be pleasantly surprised that you can make it.
        When i joined the challenge, I didnt have a clue as to how to turn out 30 hubs in 30 days. Didnt know what i was going to write about.
        I made sure i wasnt thinking straight when i said YES to the challenge.
        I ended up doing 35 hubs in 30 days. And i was shocked that i could see it through.
        If i could do it, then anyone can! smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    But Lady_E I have not been in the flow for some time...others have tons of hubs and I only have...26 I feel like I should have more but I don't becaue I get on here and don't feel like writing a hub. It's sad...

    1. Anti-Valentine profile image75
      Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      26 Hubs in 5 weeks isn't bad at all IMO. Or is it less than 5 weeks, since HP rounds it off?

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I don't know...I seriously don't rememebr the day I signed up lmao

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      tony0724posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      If 26 hubs In 5 weeks makes you lazy , then I am a complete slug It has taken me over a year to do 50 . And I am not sure how many of them are actually good ! But I do this for fun and every now and again because I have what I feel Is something Important to say . Just enjoy the process I say ! smile

  9. Anamika S profile image68
    Anamika Sposted 14 years ago

    5 Weeks and 25 hubs! You are doing great.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    But I feel like I should have written more because of my love to write...I guess it's because I prefer fiction over non fiction.

  11. Anti-Valentine profile image75
    Anti-Valentineposted 14 years ago

    I like a bit of both, but nowadays I write more non-fiction, whereas last year I worked a lot on fiction. I wish I could do both, but I can only really focus on one article or post at a time.

    I find I can churn out blog posts every day, hubs come every now and again, and fiction is quite infrequent lately.

    I get a lot of ideas, which I keep for later, but it's something else to actually get them typed out.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I do have ideas that I want to write hubs on like bats and the big cats and wild dogs but...I just can't find the drive or urge to write them right now sad

    1. Anti-Valentine profile image75
      Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You're an animal lover, then?

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        yep 100% animal lover...even for snakes, trantulas, scorpoions..only ones I don't like are ants, centipedes, mosquitos, and cockraoches.

        1. Anti-Valentine profile image75
          Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'm not fond of snakes myself, or spiders, or scorpions. I can agree with you on not liking ants, centipedes, mosquitoes, and cockroaches, though.

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            Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            When I get the urge I'll have to write a hub about snakes too...hubby said in the future he promises to buy us an baby albino cornsake. they are soooo cute

            1. Anti-Valentine profile image75
              Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              If you say so... wink

    2. jabyrd82 profile image60
      jabyrd82posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thats okay but if ya do think of some ideas just scratch it on paper! youll feel like writing again soon!! sometimes you have to take a break!!!

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Very true jabyrd but it feels like i've been taking a break for too long sad

  13. Lisa HW profile image62
    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    A couple of years ago I was getting over a "flu thing" and also didn't have a lot of work.  That's when I signed up at a different writing site; and because I didn't have the energy to do much of anything but write, I came up with - like - 150 articles in a month (or something like that).  That was then.  This is now.   lol

    These days, "HubPages-kind-of-writing" is "hobby writing" and "extra-time" writing for me.  I just let "whatever incubates" incubate, and eventually the incubating process is done, I'll "put my brain on print", and I'll have a Hub.  If I'm too busy or too tired to "print" what I've incubated it's still there when it's a better time.  I can't turn writing on here into a "second job", complete with structure and self-discipline; because that would just be too much on top of "the rest of life".  I'd like to be more productive, but that isn't going to happen.  lol   I'll often come on the forums just to see if I get the urge to write or ideas (actually, yesterday that happened) being here; but I have to pretty much "go where the wind takes me" when it comes to writing my own stuff.   Writing other people's stuff doesn't require "inspiration", but I don't want to write about stuff that doesn't interest me for "fun".   smile  (Actually, I don't really want to write for other people for money either.  lol  )

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I wish I could do that..come on the forums and get inspired to write but nope nothing. and yea I'm doing this just because I thought it would be cool to get paid for writing since I'm not an author yet...but I have only made $1 so far..really frustrating.

      1. Lisa HW profile image62
        Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        THAT might be your problem.  You're running out steam because you're getting frustrated.  If there's one thing about a lot of online writing that people need to make peace with, it's that it takes time.  That's why I kind of treat it the way I do.  I add something when I can, and just kind of know that at some point it may pay off.  I think it's important (even when we write with the idea of earning) to set aside thoughts of earning and just write the way we'd write "because we just feel like it".  It may not continue this way (I'm always aware of that), but I've been getting monthly deposits from Hubs for over a year now.  It took a few months before I saw more than penny-candy earnings, and it took eight before those added up to make a payment.  After that, there was a monthly payment.

        If it's money you want/need you'd probably be wise not to put all writing eggs in the Hub basket; but at the same time, if you can hang in long enough you'll most likely be very glad you did.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    You'll have to look online for some pics they are very cute hehe

  15. Anti-Valentine profile image75
    Anti-Valentineposted 14 years ago

    Oh come on. There's nothing wrong with you. You could write a hub about this, writer's block, procrastination, whatever you want to call it, if you wanted to, but you better get to it before someone else does!

    And yes, I know writer's block and procrastination aren't necessarily the same thing- to hubbers who would want to jump in here.

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lmao yes in a way they are one in the same anti...they are one in the same whether belieive it or not. Hell they work together...procrastination walks in and makes your procrastinate until WRiter's Block takes over LMAO

      1. Anti-Valentine profile image75
        Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, I was just fending off any attacks from trolls. Don't worry- I do that sometimes.

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    ryankettposted 14 years ago

    Nothing is wrong with you, 26 hubs in weeks must be above average wink

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You really think so ryan or are you just being nice to me 'cause you like me as a friend? lmao

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        ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yep.... Its definitely above average. I would say that most hubbers do about 2 per week....

        1. Lisa HW profile image62
          Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Good points.  Sometimes people can "written out".  That's a big one for me.  Sometimes I'll write on thing after another for quite a period of time.  Then, all of a sudden, I'll get to where I think, "I cannot possibly write one more sentence.  There's nothing left."  When that kind of thing happens you just have to forget about trying to write for a little while, and over time things start "incubating" again (or whatever anyone else's process is).

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    pgrundyposted 14 years ago

    I get like that. Today I just couldn't think. I hung curtains instead.

    They look awesome. smile

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I wanna hang curtains but I live in a damn apartment sad

  18. Anti-Valentine profile image75
    Anti-Valentineposted 14 years ago

    I started off at about the same rate last year. I published a few hubs every week. Now since I have other things going on, I don't publish nearly as much, but I intend to change that. I have a number of hubs I've been working on.

    And you know that hub I had trouble with, I published that one today, finally!

    I could sell you some if you wanted to buy, Crazdwriter. wink

    Just playing.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I say bring the trolls. I will fend them off my page lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Very true Lisa but I do want some money...but I want to write smile and yes geting frustrated is NOT helping lol

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    ledefensetechposted 14 years ago

    I get that way from time to time.  One thing that has helped me is using something like Dragon Naturally Speaking.  You have to be careful, because sometimes some very strange things are translated.  It's like a disturbing peek into an opiate smoker's nightmare, at times.  Still I think once you train it well enough, you'll find that you can work much quicker than you would if you typed.  You may spend more time editing, though, so keep that in mind as well.

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Dragon Naturally Speaking? I've never heard of this before...tell me more

      1. ledefensetech profile image68
        ledefensetechposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Really?  It's a voice recognition program that a lot of people use instead of typing. It's been used pretty successfully with people who are disabled and can't type, like quadriplegics. It's a computer though, so you really have to train it. It does get better, as you use it, but from time to time it can do some really strange things. So you really have to proofread what you dictate, otherwise people think you're crazy. I found it's much easier to "write as you speak" when I use voice recognition programs as opposed to typing.

        I will warn you that the program has certain idiosyncrasies, and that will drive you nuts. But I find that the pros outweigh the cons when using this sort of software.

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          Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          aaaaa I have heard of this software just never knew the name of it. cool But yea I would rather type than speak it out...it'll be weird talking to the computer lol

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          Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hmmmmm, sounds fascinating, but more like some of them music programs I work with. You can play in your music, and see it on the screen only to realize you get to spend the rest of your natural life editing to a publishable form. However, as you say, you can train the program, so to speak, and it can get a bit better with practice.

          But as for writing, I just start pouring out thoughts and then organizing them. I'm not that good of a writer to just write and have it fall into publishable form. I guess that applies to composing too! LOL

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            ledefensetechposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            It's great isn't it?  People like to talk about technology changing things, but they never seem to understand the implications of it.  As for editing, I try to do as little as possible, if I fall into that trap, I'll never finish editing.  All I really look for are typos and missteps along the way.

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              Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I need to hire myself an editor! lmao hope they don't get mad at my lack of proofreading hehe

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    But but I WANT to write...i have the urge to write but I still can't lol

    1. ledefensetech profile image68
      ledefensetechposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      in that case, just sit down and start writing. It doesn't really matter what, what matters is that you actually physically sit down and start writing. You could do a little bit of brainstorming or free association, just don't try to force it. Before too long, I think you'll find that you're actually writing something useful or something that you've wanted to write for a while. Even if you don't maybe those guys down in your subconscious aren't ready to write yet and you'll just have to wait until they are.

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        True but I don't know if I want to write a hub or work on one of my stories....there is another problem sad stupid imagination, stupid brain, stupid want to write but can't lol

        1. ledefensetech profile image68
          ledefensetechposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          So don't decide. Start with a blank sheet of paper and just start writing away. Sooner or later you're going to start writing along the lines of whatever it is you want to write about. It could be one of your stories, it could be a hub, it could be something totally unrelated. That's not important. What's important is sitting down doing the work. If you look at it from that perspective and maybe a little bit easier to get started.

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            Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh Ledefensetech I love ya dude. Thanks I will try to write just something anything...lmao maybe I'll just rwrite a hub full of fun random sentences lol

            1. ledefensetech profile image68
              ledefensetechposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              It's a start, good luck.

        2. Lisa HW profile image62
          Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          This is going to sound awful, but sometimes I get sudden inspiration when I'm rating articles on Helium and run into one that seems, at least to me, to offer ideas that are so "nuts" I'm suddenly inspired to write my own article.  (I may not write that article on Helium, but the inspiration remains, regardless of where I write it.)

          Have you tried to going to some writing sites where everyone can write, look for subjects that kind of interest you; and see if you can find something that bugs you or makes you out-and-out angry enough to write?  Or, with a more postive approach, have you gone through your own life, house, interests; and thought about things that have meant the most to you for one reason or another?  Sometimes that kind of thing can get some ideas going.  What about things going on in the world that drive you nuts, make you angry, or inspire you?  Essentially, scan your brain, the room you're in, your home, your neighborhood, the rest of the world and writing sites for things that strike you one way or another.  Keep scanning until you hit something.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    thanks but first things first...I need water hehehe

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I do sometimes take ideas from others but I don't like to do that too much because then I am feel like I am stealing from them. Though yes I do write ideas that have been written before but still. I want to make up my own ideas for writing things.

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    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    You know what, crazed writer?  Tell us a story, make it up.  You don't have to stick with the facts, we'll let you tell us a story.  Tell us a story with a moral to it, maybe...about an inveterate procrastinator who was three hours late for her wedding and found everybody gone..

    Or tell us a story about a transformation.  Your keyboard suddenly turned into a ...... (fill in the blank) so you couldn't write hubs for days and days, because the ..... was hungry and might eat you!

    Or maybe your keyboard IS hungry and you just need to feed it some words to make it your friend again...

    You can let yourself rip and be silly and share it and we'll all still love you.

    Seriously, nobody's judging you, you don't need to beat on yourself.  You're good, you're golden.

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO thanks Paradise I did do one story as a hub already and i am glad i got that one done. and I just might take you up on the one about the keyboard transforming into something else. LMAO that would be a fun one to write.


      Have a joke going on with a hubber Beth about her moving boxes being alive and chasing her around the house and stuff so I think she would appreciate something like that lmao

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Well I am actually going to try and write so that means I'm turning off the net. So ttyl peeps.

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    With all my shifting of the eyes and coughing, I would say you had better get it busy writing.  lol

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL okay okay I'm going I'm going jeez LMAO

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        annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        no, not you, lol.  I meant crazdwriter.  Sorry.

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          Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I am Crazdwriter who answered you lol

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            annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Lmao, I am so dumb sometimes.  Geez. Guess if I was minding my own business, all this wouldn't have happened.

            Well, you shouldn't have changed your picture and confused me...its your fault! lol

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    Ok, I guess I better write a hub too...(yeah right)

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Okay I tried to write and got a little writing done...on a letter. Not for a story or hub like I wanted...maybe later on or tomorrow I'll get one out of me

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    It's not my fault lol

    and still nothing of course it is 6:37am and I am up because my husband had to get up...

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      emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL. I'm writing one now. Maybe you'll get your inspiration during the weekend. smile

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        But I'll be down in Poway for the weekend I won't be able to write a hub lol

        1. emievil profile image68
          emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Er, now I don't know what to say. LOL. smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    It's all good I'll write...eventually

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    Ummm, whats crazdwriter doing in the forums instead of writing?  lol.

    I wish I could write a hub, but I cannot get enough time in one shot to sit down and think.  All I can do is get in the forums and make a fool of myself on and off.

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      *thhhpppp* lol I can be in here if I want to lmao Okay okay I'll try and write AFTER I get home fom shopping

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        annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, I will write five hubs tonight.  lmao

  33. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    lol  Def not something wrong with you...I end up in the forums and never write!!! big_smile

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      phew okay good then I'll just follow your example lol

      1. Beth100 profile image69
        Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        BTW, who's "it" today???  lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Okay you write 5 and I'll write 1 when I get home lmao

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      annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Write one about people taking showers!  Thats a good un.

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LMAO I should shouldn't I...the PROPER way of taking a shower. Ignore what they tell you in the military lmao

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          annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO

        2. Anti-Valentine profile image75
          Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          What, don't pick up the soap?

          1. manlypoetryman profile image83
            manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah,AV...Ew!

            http://imgslide.health.com/images/slides/10638/full/soap-bar-suds-400.jpg

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    LMAO Anti ew!

    1. Anti-Valentine profile image75
      Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, that is what they tell you in the military. My dad served in the navy and my brothers were in the army.

      That's how I know. smile

      1. manlypoetryman profile image83
        manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Makes me feel kinda' sorry for the first person who found that out the...uuuhh....h-a-r-d way! lol  Well...what other word could I use but "hard"...juz' tell me which one...and I'da uz'd it! hmm

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          Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          you could have said first person who found out the not so easy way lmao

          1. manlypoetryman profile image83
            manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh...now you tell me! neutral

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    MPM you are funny

  37. manlypoetryman profile image83
    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    ya'll make me laugh...! I just can't help but join in the fun!

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I try my hardest to make people laugh hehehe

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    lol Anti ah well still ew lol

    1. Anti-Valentine profile image75
      Anti-Valentineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I could have been much more graphic than that. big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    No thank you Anti...my imagination needs no help lmao

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    hehehe MPM sorry but you can't blame me lmao why does everyone want to blame me? lol raedytoescape blames me for making him drink...somoene else blamed me for something the other day can't remember...lmao

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      manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.commodore.ca/misc/jokes/blame.jpg

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    *thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpppppppppppppp* lol

 
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