I Found Out To Write The Perfect Hub!

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   Ghost32posted 9 years ago

   The Hub that gets a perfect zero for nunmber of views, that is!  The title of this thread really should be "The Overpowering Importance Of Your Hub Title".  As far as I can tell, the actual content isn't any worse than my usual How To drivel...but the title was specific enough to target a very precise niche, none of 'em (obviously) members at HP. 
   
   No complaints, just observing.  It's not that often I get a ton and a half of views on a new Hub right out of the gate, but neither do I recall having ever hit that perfect zero before.  I need to celebrate.
   
   Banana split, anyone?
   
   Oh, great.  Now I see I didn't even get the word "How" into the title...better order a cheeserburger and a Dr. Pepper to go with that banana split.  I need comfort food.... 

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      Lady_Eposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lol.  A few of us published Hubs yesterday and even though they were getting comments - statistics were showing Zero Page Views.
      
      Hopefully, they'll have it rectified sometime this week.
      
      http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/22135

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   Aquaposted 9 years ago

   LOL! But, are you sure that's not due to the stats being out of whack?

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   Ghost32posted 9 years ago

   Oh, fooey, Aqua, I never thought of that. 
   
   Well, I've got the food on order already, anyway; might as well indulge.

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   Aquaposted 9 years ago

   Well, you talked me into some ice cream anyway! Rocky Road here I come!

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   dohn121posted 9 years ago

   Something is definitely out-of-whack as of late...I heard that one of the servers crashed (HP is located in San Francisco ).  Don't sweat it, Ghost.  Things will be hunky-dory in no time flat...Until then, how would you like your burger, sir

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      Ghost32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Medium, with mushrooms and bacon.  Oh, and the cheese should be Swiss, but not holier than thou. 

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         dohn121posted 9 years agoin reply to this

         When I was in college, one of the most popular burgers was something called a Steakhouse Burger.  All it was, was a hamburger with a slab of ham and white American cheese!  The college kids were gaga over it When I got there, I was getting a cheeseburger with mozzarella and a side of spaghetti sauce (marinara) that I got from this cute girl over at the fried foods/mozzarella sticks section) and then pouring it atop my burger.  A couple of my friends thought I discovered plutonium when I did it   And that was college?  Go figure

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   Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

   The team at headquarters will have the glitches fixed asap I'm sure then you will find you ate all that food for nothing except to celebrate a big viewing total...
   chin up Ghost

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   zadrobiposted 9 years ago

   You guys are making me hungry.

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   Paradise7posted 9 years ago

   You can edit the title, if you want to.  It's not set in stone.  You just can't change the URL.
   
   Meanwhile, guys...guys...c'mon, I'm trying to go on a diet here.  All this talk about burgers and stuff sure doesn't make my Weight Watchers lasagna look too good!
   
   
   
   That's the closest I could get to a hungry smiley.

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   zadrobiposted 9 years ago

   In a way it's kinda fun (if that's the word). It will be interesting to see how many views we have accumulated. I've already made a bet with myself.

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    wrenfrost56posted 9 years ago

    LOL! The stats crash strikes again! At least it's not the forum, It's so weird having no traffic!

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