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For men only. Assboluetly no wimmins

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Hah. We'll just see which woman shows up first here. LOL

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      alekhouseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I got hooked. Had to come and see what this "no wimmins" was all about.

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        alekhouseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I love your avatar! is that you? Don't have to answer.

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        ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Oh boy, 'nuther one. hehe Now ya know. Good to see you. So glad you took my bait. hehe Funny only few men have joined us, they don't know what they're missin', all you lovely wimmins!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    you stay out of ours, we will stay out of yours, but it aint going to happen

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    RooBeeposted 8 years ago

    I'm here, I'm here. I could not resist, especially when I saw who posted this.

    http://poetryfoundation.org/harriet/girlpower.jpg

    big_smile

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    Louidam1posted 8 years ago

    LMAO  I'm here!!

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    I just knew you would be first. LOL have a beer?

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    OMG I'm all alone with these wimmin. Woo hoo

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      rebekahELLEposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you know we'll be coming when you say we can't! wink

      1. Daniel Carter profile image79
        Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Take the bait easy, don't ya?
        smile

        That's nice.

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      shamelabboushposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      for two hours, you were circled by wimin smile just how lucky are you?

      1. yoshi97 profile image71
        yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        As none were his wife, I would consider that a bit of luck. smile

        1. shamelabboush profile image68
          shamelabboushposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          And he dares to complain, ralwus, get real.........

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    go easy your avatar makes you look delicate....

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ha...now that's funny...

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    rednckwmnposted 8 years ago

    oh, wow. that was fast. I tried to be first...you are one popular guy to us oysters, you walrus you.
    smile
    I gots to go pick up hubby now, have a great night all.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    See ya layter reneckwmn. I am not so delicate. I'm on the tough side ya know? let me see some toes. LOL

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      rednckwmnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ok ok. I wil try tomorrow? have good night. me...not nearly even close to delicate!!!!

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      archdawposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ralwus, I'd go easy on them toes after the hub you posted on yours (LMAO)

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    habeeposted 8 years ago

    You're safe with us, ralwus. Really...honest.

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    Lady_Eposted 8 years ago

    Lol. Just couldn't help myself.  smile

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    pageantgirl31413posted 8 years ago

    It's like a personal invitation when you say no women. lol

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    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    Who you calling *wimmins* tongue I is a dame n we be ladies smile

    1. Daniel Carter profile image79
      Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, dang howdy. Well, I thought all ya'all was babes, but if all ya'all er ladies, that's good too.

      smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Ok, I had to return after doin' a few chores and I see some me have made it. LOL Cheers to all you fine ladies for playin' along. Love ya all every one! muwhaaa tickle tickle

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    Janettaposted 8 years ago

    Dang it...not the first. I was trying to be a trailblazer! LOL

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Well you are still welcome Janetta. Better late than never.

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      Janettaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks ralwus smile I'm always a day late and a dollar short sad

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    sannyasinmanposted 8 years ago

    wimminzes. wimminzes, we dusnt trust em duz we precius? Non, No, not like uz, no.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 8 years ago

    'scuse me...but dent I see where there was no women folk allowed...ralwus...you tricky devil you. You did that on purpose to bring them around...very clever. For a walrus...you do have the steely mind of a killer whale!

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    It were inevitable manly. LOL yeah, I knew they would.

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    Sufidreamerposted 8 years ago

    No wimmins - Great

    *scratches balls and then farts*


    How are ya, Ralwus? smile

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    yoshi97posted 8 years ago

    Just like in real life ... those wimmins never listen to what we tell them to do (or not to do) smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Hi ya Sufi, I be fine. How you doin'? Almost missed who ya are with that skull and bones flag. LOL Don't smell up the place like that, the ladies will all leave.

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    Sufidreamerposted 8 years ago

    Hehe - Keep meaning to put the old avatar back. Uploaded this one for pirate day and never got around to changing it back.

    Been very busy, but too much work is far better than no work! smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Well, one has to eat and pay bills doesn't one? I like the flag anyway. kewl

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    What can I say. I thought of it first. LOL

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    wordscribe41posted 8 years ago

    Hi ralwus!  Just thought of you as I stuck in this most excellent piece of watermelon kiwi gum.  Man, it's juicy.  Blowing a bubble just for you.

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      yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      uh ... Ralwus ... tag me in! smile

    2. Eaglekiwi profile image79
      Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol is their really one that flavor??? ya wanna share lol

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        wordscribe41posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KE9EK5HDL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-2,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

        Take a few, pass it on, Kiwi!!!

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          ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          OOO I missed this. thanks

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Oh boy. Waht a kiss that would be! hehe You lil cutie. Feelin' any better hun?

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      wordscribe41posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You sweet thang, you.  I am horse as Hell, sound like Demi Moore (kinda liking it actually).  I do feel better, just sound swine flu-ish.  smile  You're in Yoshi.  POP!!!

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        yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Swine flu! Um ... Ralwus, this gal is for you ... at least until I get my shot of Teraflu. smile

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          ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          LOL I am too oldt and am taken by lovely wife whom I love dearly. Wordscribe could probably be my daughter she is so young.

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            wordscribe41posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Not as young as you think...  Remember, I can sing Tony Orlando and Dawn lyrics with the best of 'em.  smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    LOL. I can't. got to do that yerself friend. Go for it. Ladies, meet yoshi and, well make him feel wanted.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    I certainly hope you don't have that flu. Good thin you don't need to use that voice in here. And thanks for yoshi. I will be outs here in a bit, so you take care now hun.

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      wordscribe41posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Have a piece of gum on the way out, my friend.  I just get here and you leave???  sad

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    zadrobiposted 8 years ago

    Ralwus- Maybe your next post should be titled "Women are not allowed to join this thread and they aren't allowed to buy me dinner and do my laundry."

    smile

    1. yoshi97 profile image71
      yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You *could* be onto something here ...

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
        Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Nice try , think we are curious not silly :lol

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          wordscribe41posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I'm silly.  http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/3173537784_6f7f5af659.jpg

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            Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Pop!!! dinner lol

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              wordscribe41posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I used to always have gum stuck in my hair.  Mom got it out with peanut butter.  I always smelled like a nut.  lol

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                ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Lucky you. mine used scissors. hehe they called me patches.

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      ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      NO, I do my own cookin' the way I like, my own laundry too, mostly. But it might work for the right feller.

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    yoshi97posted 8 years ago

    Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree ...

    Heard of 'em smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Haha, thas right, you can. Well now, I must stay since we are havin so much fun in here. Never s'pected that LOL

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    yoshi97posted 8 years ago

    Yep, mischief is on the air tonight ... look out world! smile

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    wordscribe41posted 8 years ago

    Born during the LBJ administration...  My mom wanted my middle name to be Beth, but then I would've shared the same initials as this president she loathed...  Middle name's Christine. Been around for a while.  Feel fresh as rain though.

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      ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well, young enough to be my niece. And a purty one too. I'll adopt ya.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Long as it's good OK

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    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    Pops in some gum tongue , sorry thought Id done the good wifey thing and was free to cruise for awhile ,why cant males find things !!!! ...do they have GSP's for in the home!!...sigh, hopeless

    1. yoshi97 profile image71
      yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      *sigh* wimmins!

      Ya complain 'cause we don;t value your contributions then ya complain when we ask ya to contribute. smile

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      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      OK, it is with some embarrassment I note that you are about 99% right on this one!

      I can lose things inside the home that are inches away, and my socks never stay in pairs, I can never remember where all the plates go, and have forgotten my house keys many times! lol

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    'Cause my wife is always misplacing me stuff.

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
      Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Blows a raspberry I mean bubble @ ralwus ..oooo thats what hubby just said!!
      I think you guys have memorised preset answers ( like his idea of 'know where things are' is a pile of jumk beside the flower vase???

      Funny.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Looks like one o' them hooded seals. LOL

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      wordscribe41posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol  Totally does.

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    yoshi97posted 8 years ago

    Grab an angry sea bass Earnest! We're being overrun by wimmins and it looks like it's gonna be a fight down to the last man.

    *gulp!*

    Be brave Earnest!

    *Yoshi runs off*

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    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Yummy! What sort of nut? smile

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    Randy Godwinposted 8 years ago

    It's a good thing you aren't a supreme being telling the ladies to not eat the forbidden fruit!

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    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    Man this place is rotten with cooties! I was looking for a surge of testosterone, macho and Man Power! I guess I'll go back to my corner quietly.

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      ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Dam, I hope you mean cuties. LOL No cooties here. Only nutz

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    wordscribe41posted 8 years ago

    Bummer, ralwus.  I've had to cut some gak outta my girl's hair.  Not good.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    So glad you could join in earnest. You too Randy.

    1. Randy Godwin profile image94
      Randy Godwinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      We serpents have a long history of talking to the ladies ralwus.HA3.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Yes, the longest I think. But I'm the walrus 'round here now. Hehe

  46. Misha profile image76
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    You got so many cute gals here, you project honey pot. lol

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      Shalini Kagalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                      http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-46915497187481_2067_3892790116


      That's our Charlie - he's got ALL the wimmins on HP fluttering around him big_smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Hey Misha, you old hound. Yer late. LOL They'll be back.

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    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    I hope so smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Just wait. I'm sure when they see you here they will come running.  I hope so, 'cause I have to go shortly and you can take over, LOL

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    karmen88posted 8 years ago

    Reverse psychology never fails. smile

 
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