Last time this did not work as all the men came along.... what will happen this time
Ladies lets get all the problems of the day off our chest, have a moan about your man, about all the things us females have to put up with day in and day out, see if the men will give us a bit of peace at least on here....
I am in need of a good moan today. The kids flooded the kitchen. There is toast crumbs all over the floor and the lights were left on all over the house. I guess that leaves me home alone to clear up behind everyone. Well I'm not, I am going shopping LOL.
My hubby is far from perfect. He leaves his clothes every where, doesn't help around the house and drives me nuts with his bad temper. In all other respects outside of football he is all man. And all pain in the butt.
I have to be careful here as he has just had a heart attack, but I will say the sympathy is wearing a little thin now and if he carries on he may well give me one too. I am horrid but you said have a moan so I have.
Love cooking, intuitively know the results of the football, just an averagely huge ego, never forget birthdays, put the seat down, hold the door open, have all those wonderful scorpio attributes, know how tie my shoe laces, look 15 years younger and can bite anything that upsets you. Ummmmmmm I'm a great catch... What a pity I'm Single!!!
I wrote a hub titled Man-Bashing...I think it explains, at least a little bit, what causes women to generalize. Oh, and it's not a cruel piece about men...just something I threw out there when I was irritated with a certain MAN!
My immediate and "immediate extended" family is pretty much all male except for me, my daughter, my sister, and a couple of other women/girls; which may be why, even though I absolutely adore a good number of the men in question, I thought the following refrigerator magnet was funny:
"So many men. So few aspirins."
(Now I feel guilty for posting that little joke because the guys in my life are really decent, good, and sometimes even thoughtful () people. Oh well - anything for laugh, as they say.) (Shhhhh - but a few of them really do give me a headache at times. )
when i lived at home as a child, there were 3 girls my mum, the cat and a dog, all female except my dad...... poor man, but he was a pain, we all had headache tablets even the animals when he was around
I have 2 sons married now. When Lee was 16 he came home from work and rolled over on the floor in supposed agony.... i did not believe him and sent him upstairs, saying he was making the place untidy. Later that night he was rushed in hospital to get his appendix out...... still not suffered like we do having babies and all eh
I am in a house full of men. There is little ole me and three grown up lads, hubby and the grandchild who is also a boy. The main thing that really gets to me is the toilet situation. I mean how old do you have to be as a man before you get your aim right.
Now I am on a roll. TOWELS. Towels on the floor in the bathroom. last time I dared to enter there were at least 50,000 sodden wet towels on my beautiful wooden floor. Why can't they pick them up? Why do they need 20 each time they shower? And why do they use all my expensive products to wash their bits. Ew!!!
men they always use loads of towels, because they feel the cold.... They cannot stand to get wet and not be all wrapped up as soon as they get out of the water. Babies. buy them cheap stuff from the pound shop, and lock your lovely stuff up. I think you need a medal for all your men in the house, you are wonderful
I had a friend who made an observation about her husband; and I have to see I've observed it in a few guys, as well. She always said, "Whenever he gets a cold it's never a 'regular cold'. It's always something 'more serious'; but if I get a cold it's always 'the sniffles'" (as far as he was concerned). The same woman would often say, "I can never be sick alone. Other people can be sick alone, but if I get sick he somehow manages to be sick too." I'd add one more to her observations: When women know their child has come down with something they are worried about the child. When "certain men" hear their child has come down with something their first remark is often, "I suppose that means I'll get it too."
oh yes i know..... my mother in law had five sons, she worshipped them all and waited on them hand and foot. She was never ill, but every time she was, she would say...... he will get this now only it will be worse.... ha ha ha
ah yeah my man is good really, and i do like interaction on here with males..... as if you had not noticed, my prediction would be that in 30 seconds a male will give his comment. I was wrong, it has been much longer
We had a lot of chickens when I was a kid. Hens and a few Roosters. The noise they made when they got together for a gathering was like this thread. I would just laugh at them as they gossiped and clucked about their lives. Once in awhile a fight would break out over a grasshopper or who gets what nest, but they always had their little get together and seemed to sort out all of life's problems. When they had babies, they were much to be respected and demanded it too. Funny thing is how upon laying a little egg they would cackle as if they laid an asteroid! I don't think it was from pain, I think they just were so proud. Love hens.
and the rooster too, how he crow's to get all his ladies, and dont they come running? Chickens are so funny. I have sad news, a fisher or weasle got in to my barn and my poor poor rooster, he's left with one hen... Sometimes here in my little world, I feel like the last hen standing... I don't know why it is or if its the same for men, somehow I think maybe not, but women get lonely without other women. I love my man, I can not imagine life without him, but there are some things he just CAN NOT sympathize with, nor does he even want to.
Thanks. He is doing better these past 2 days, but it was quite hard on him at first. I have a younger set of hens, but the hatchery accidentaly sent a rooster with them, I am afraid therer will be fights. before it was ok, as the older group had 6 hens and a rooster, and the "babies" had 5 hens and a rooster, they all kept in thier seperate groups. I am considering getting some more full grown hens for him, before winter, but I dont know how good that would work?
I care not about peeing anyones name lol! And all the cool stuff guys get to do - working on cars, cutting down trees, clearing land, hunting - I can do better - All girls can do better! jk...sort of...
My chainsaw is getting to be a wee heavy for me anymore. I need ten more stumps dug up and a huge Oak tree trimmed. I already replaced my rear gas tank in my Eddie Bauer Ford Truck, can you please change the front one for me? I do not hunt anymore as I run out of energy too quickly, my sons do it for me, but I bet you are better than I now. So come help me, and I'll do your laundry and even fold your panties proper. I will also cook up great food for you and mebbe give your feet a wash too.
ok all I want to know is why guys insist on choosing a sports bar EVERY time we go out? Really? Am I so boring that you need 50 tvs showing everything from football to golf? Really, golf?!? I mean, ouch - golf is more interesting than me? lol
Come on girls! Why are you all complaining about why a guy does this or that! You're the ones with all the power! You can make us do whatever you want, you simply have to get better at learning how to use your power for good!
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