Tell a random lie about the person above you

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Onusonus has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice.

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    Onusonusposted 14 years ago

    Ralwus works for the department of defence. and is a paranoid guntoting Niel McCarthy follower.

  3. Luciendasky profile image60
    Luciendaskyposted 14 years ago

    ralwus's middle name is lea sion!

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Luciendasky took the cork out of my lunch.

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    Onusonusposted 14 years ago

    I'm probably going to get my butt kicked but; rawlus is a republican.

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      ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey there! them's fightin' words. LOL Thas alright, I don't kill nuthin' but a fifth of Scotch.

  6. Luciendasky profile image60
    Luciendaskyposted 14 years ago

    Onusonus makes a living by telling lies...

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    Onusonusposted 14 years ago

    Luciendasky is a protatestant missionary and a rightwing terrorist. Please don't hurt me.......

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    I spent a year in jail once too over that. I think it was a Sunday!

  9. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    Paradise is Hell

  10. Paradise7 profile image70
    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    frogdropping please answer back.  I wanna know too...what the heck is a bunkadoo?  Poet and don't know it.

    ralwus had dinner...then...breakfast with Brittany Spears.  They were both unclothed at the time.  It made the Internet, complete with live video feed to ralwus's rather tatty trailer in the Midwest.

  11. Gemsong profile image62
    Gemsongposted 14 years ago

    Tantrum is a former Telitubbie.

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Paradise is in love with Gemsong and it's hell in the sack

  13. Paradise7 profile image70
    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Stolen from Gemsong...Ralwus (do you know how hard that is to keep spelling it right?) is...

    ALSO A TELLITUBBY!!!!

    cool

  14. SoftCornHippo profile image61
    SoftCornHippoposted 14 years ago

    Elizabeth used ta dance wit da June Taylor Dancers!

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    LOL, I am cruel, I know. Paradise7 hates me now.

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Do hippos and ralwus' git along? LOL yer fat! and wet too.

  17. gamergirl profile image85
    gamergirlposted 14 years ago

    ralwus likes the Backstreet Boys, and knows that N'Sync totally copied off of them, dangit!

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    gamergirl loves to lose.  wink

  19. Gemsong profile image62
    Gemsongposted 14 years ago

    Ralwus was once a member of Menudo.

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Yeah, back when a woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
    Gemsong is a liar! wink

    1. Pr0metheus profile image57
      Pr0metheusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ralwus climbed to the top of mount everest and rode a snowboard to the summit.

  21. anime_nanet profile image59
    anime_nanetposted 14 years ago

    Pr0metheus has done a round-the-wordtrip and just yesterday bought his ticket to space!

  22. yoshi97 profile image57
    yoshi97posted 14 years ago

    Anime-nanet actually *hates* anime ...

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    yoshi97 is dry in humor

  24. Uninvited Writer profile image79
    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    ralwus once killed a man for calling him a bunkadoo

  25. earnestshub profile image79
    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Uninvited writer is a 19 year old stripper, hiding from her rich parents who do not approve of her boyfriend.

  26. yoshi97 profile image57
    yoshi97posted 14 years ago

    Earnest had a religious experience once in a Burger King bathroom.

    Um ... wait ... that one might be true. smile

  27. Flightkeeper profile image66
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Yoshi97 likes to wear hot pink bikini-style panties while drinking a martini and practicing yoga positions on earnestshub's dining table.

    1. yoshi97 profile image57
      yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      He told ... I knew he couldn't keep a secret!

      sneakorocksolid isn't really standing next to his son in his picture ... it's his great grandson ... he just says it's his son to make him look younger. smile

  28. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    Flightkeeper has a hairy set of walnuts.

    1. Flightkeeper profile image66
      Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's not a lie. yikes

      1. sooner than later profile image60
        sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        It just that you have the cutest but devious little smile. "I'm so innocent, look at these!" haha

        no, you are a doll for sure.

        1. readytoescape profile image61
          readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Now there is something I must agree with

          1. Flightkeeper profile image66
            Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile

  29. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    sooner than later was late

  30. starme77 profile image77
    starme77posted 14 years ago

    ready to escape just got outta prison for smokin too much whacky weed

    1. readytoescape profile image61
      readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      actually it was the case of scotch that didn't have tax stamps...

  31. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    readytoescape is Johny Cash's brother.

    1. readytoescape profile image61
      readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      brother maybe....cash....thats the big question

      1. sooner than later profile image60
        sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Your photo reminds me of him. holding a harmonica or something.

        1. readytoescape profile image61
          readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this


          In truth, its a microphone

          1. sooner than later profile image60
            sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Well there you have it.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    sooner than later hooked up with Paris Hilton back in the day

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      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      twice that day.

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol shoot I'm suppose to lie and I spoke the truth big_smile

        1. sooner than later profile image60
          sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Actually I hate her mouth so I pry wouldn't do it anyway. but there is always the light switch and she could be on her belly, so who knows.

  33. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Looks like there could be lice in that hair

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Fllightkeeper hasn't told anyone this but me....she raises llamas in her back yard

  35. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    crazd won a knife fight with antanio banderas that started over a mole comment

  36. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    sooner than later performed the plastic surgery

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      for the mole too

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    Michael Achillesposted 14 years ago

    Is a celibate monk living in New Zealand.

  38. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    where he is helping Michael write a cook book for penguins

  39. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

    Sooner than later is knitting up a fine cardigan sweater.

  40. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    Jane wears granny panties

    1. readytoescape profile image61
      readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      On her head at the grocery store

  41. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Readytoescape is a cross-dressing ninja who tried to assassinate Bugs Bunny.

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    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    Get those flapping cheeks off my face! I'm gonna sneeze!

  43. thranax profile image72
    thranaxposted 14 years ago

    Yoshi97 still thinks the moon is made out of cheese and was made from a giant purple cow.

  44. Gemsong profile image62
    Gemsongposted 14 years ago

    Yoshi97 is really an anime character.

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    Gemsong is't sure what an anime character is

  46. zadrobi profile image60
    zadrobiposted 14 years ago

    bloodnlatex was caught hoola-hooping in his bedroom

  47. zadrobi profile image60
    zadrobiposted 14 years ago

    zadrobi is not the most awesome person alive

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    zadrobi trys to steal my hula hoop

  49. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    bloodnlatex likes to relax with a cosmopolitan and a bubble bath

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    Colebabie wants to be a bartender

 
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