Answer a Question With a Question....

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   austinhealyposted 12 years ago

   Did you just call me an old bag ?

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   howlermunkeyposted 12 years ago

   If an old bag falls, and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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   zampanoposted 12 years ago

   doesn't the answer depend on whether you are a materialist or an idealist ?

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4. 79

   austinhealyposted 12 years ago

   Isn't an old bag synonym of an old fart, so it does make a sound after all ?

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   schoolgirlforrealposted 12 years ago

   How should I know I'm not a geezer!

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   zampanoposted 12 years ago

   is an old fart that makes a sound more honest than a silent one ?

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   austinhealyposted 12 years ago

   Is that OK if my dog answers that, his silent ones are deadly ?

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   zampanoposted 12 years ago

   ain't it true that surprise is not always agreable ?

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      howlermunkeyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      does a 3 am ninja attack count as a "surprise"?

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   zampanoposted 12 years ago

   are you chinese or japanese ?

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10. 79

    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    What about the flock of pigs flying by my window right now ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    should you moderate your drinking habits ?

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    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Now that the cows have come home too, sounds like a good idea, doesn't it ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    shouldn't we have a last one for the road ?

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    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Can we wait till I get in my car ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    do you drive loaded ?

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16. 79

    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Only my .357 is. Do you ?

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17. 60

    Jesse Mugnierposted 12 years ago

    Didn't you know all the cool kids are doing it?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    errrr... do I ? In my Laguna Three ? Lots of capaciteee ?

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    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Am I not past my bedtime ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    aren't you the only one to know ?

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    ptosisposted 12 years ago

    Is it not true that everyone knows that?

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       mythbusterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       how should I know?

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22. 62

    LQWILLIamsposted 12 years ago

    You don't know? But isn't knowing half the battle?

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23. 62

    LQWILLIamsposted 12 years ago

    What's the other half?

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    grand old ladyposted 12 years ago

    But what about the werewolves? There wolf?

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    mts1098posted 12 years ago

    Is the glass half full or half empty ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    where wolves ?

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    ptosisposted 12 years ago

    Where are the werewolves who howl in the night?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    are they sleeping now ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    Did I take you for an oracle ?

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    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Who takes who for what ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    who cares ?

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    Debby Bruckposted 12 years ago

    Isn't this conversation wild and wacky?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    though remaing perfectly convenient ?

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    grand old ladyposted 12 years ago

    Isn't it so much better than a dangling conversation?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    Isn't silence gold, sometimes ?

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    grand old ladyposted 12 years ago

    Isn't gold silent all the time?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    Isn't life noisy ?

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       zampanoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Isn't life noisy oisy  oisy oisy   oisy ... ?

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    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Aren't you the cool dude ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    Is this real ?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    Can you choose your "states of reality" ?

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       grand old ladyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       How did you make the noisy oisy oisy appear like an echo through the lightening of the font?

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    why not give it a bit of colorful formatting with for instance some tags like [color=#xxxxxx]?

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    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Zampano, why did you change your avatar ?

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       zampanoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Didn't this one come back from the cleaners?

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    LQWILLIamsposted 12 years ago

    huh?

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    Debby Bruckposted 12 years ago

    To whom are we addressing our questions?

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       zampanoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Aren't we talking to our screens ?

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    themadimadimadiposted 12 years ago

    Honey, did you drop my clothes off at the cleaners?

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       zampanoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Should someone take care of your laundry too ?

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    Mahmoposted 12 years ago

    No, do you think I am lazy to that extent ?

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    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Did you know laziness is viewed by some as a supreme form of intelligence ?

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       zampanoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Isn't that so, only if the lazy guy is a winner ?

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    Deb Welchposted 12 years ago

    Was there a question you had for me to answer?

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       zampanoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Haven't you just answered it with a question ?

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    Mahmoposted 12 years ago

    How could a question be an answer or the reverse ?

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    austinhealyposted 12 years ago

    Is the noise in my head bothering anybody ?

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       Blond Logicposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Do you have pain with that noise?

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