What does youe sneeze say?

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  1. NGRIA Bassett profile image60
    NGRIA Bassettposted 8 years ago

    achoo, choo

  2. ediggity profile image60
    ediggityposted 8 years ago

    GOD bless you.

  3. Flightkeeper profile image70
    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    My sneeze says I have allergies.

  4. profile image0
    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    No lie when my husband sneezes he says "shit" It's HILARIOUS!

  5. aware profile image66
    awareposted 8 years ago

    i sneeze in 2s twice mostly why is random if i pull a hair in my nose i snezze like crazy

  6. Lisa HW profile image65
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    I stop my sneezes (good idea or not), so you can imagine how amazed I am to be around a person or who sneeze, say nothing during the sneeze, itself; but then bellow out some big, loud, non-descript, word immediately after the sneeze is done.  (What the heck is THAT all about?  lol)

  7. elisabethkcmo profile image73
    elisabethkcmoposted 8 years ago

    I just hope that I don't pee a little bit...
    come on ladies, you know what I'm saying.

    1. starme77 profile image70
      starme77posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I always pee when I sneeze

  8. Rochelle Frank profile image95
    Rochelle Frankposted 8 years ago

    Our 'family sneeze" is "Aught-chickaboo!!" (as loud as possible).
    The first time our daughter-in-law heard that from my husband, she could not believe that her husband's sneeze was inherited.
    By the way , Elisabeth, a good hearty sneeze relieves pent up pressure in other places and helps avoid leakage.

    1. elisabethkcmo profile image73
      elisabethkcmoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      good to know, Rochelle!  wink

    2. Lisa HW profile image65
      Lisa HWposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol  I just hope, if you all have colds or allergies, you wouldn't go to church, movies, or funerals together.  lol  It could be pretty disrupting.

  9. anjalichugh profile image73
    anjalichughposted 8 years ago

    Someone might be thinking of me. smile

  10. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssseeeeeeeee!"

    Hey.... It's better than: "Oiiiiiiiinnnnnnkkkkkk Oink!" lol

  11. NGRIA Bassett profile image60
    NGRIA Bassettposted 8 years ago

    These responses have been a hoot, brought tears  and belly laughts to me.
    Bless you

  12. NGRIA Bassett profile image60
    NGRIA Bassettposted 8 years ago

    Mom's sneeze, said "Gem" My sister answered everytime, her nickname was Gem.

  13. profile image0
    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    It says I have snot no the steering wheel.

  14. Jackson Riddle profile image50
    Jackson Riddleposted 8 years ago

    What do I say after people sneeze? "You are so goooood Lookin'!"

  15. resspenser profile image79
    resspenserposted 8 years ago

    Mine usually come in threes and what I say is determined by who is around.

  16. AEvans profile image78
    AEvansposted 8 years ago

    God Bless You! smile

  17. elayne001 profile image84
    elayne001posted 8 years ago

    In Tonga they say "Bula" - in our family we say kazootight

  18. teendad profile image61
    teendadposted 8 years ago

    My sneeze says I need to dust my house.

  19. dejajolie profile image53
    dejajolieposted 8 years ago

    My sneeze is very high-pitched and sounds like I just saw a mouse...I ALWAYS scare everyone around me. I almost gave an old man a heart attack....I can't control it. It's more like "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaskewwwwwwwwwwwwww" in a very high decibel. Funny enough me and my Step-Mom have the same sneeze!

 
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