I Hate It When...

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   I hate it when I am walking in a parking lot and someone nearly runs my arse over. HELLO PARKING LOT MEANS SLOW YOUR DAMN CAR DOWN DUH! (I'm writing a hub about this soon)

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      cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      you know what store has the worst speeding offenders? wal-mart. i swear to god, if you're not paying attention they'll mow you down just to get a parking spot!

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   readytoescapeposted 15 years ago

   It also pretty much sucks when you have the scotch and the ice bucket is empty!
   
   Especially when your finally in your hotel room, strip down, get settled then realize it and.......
   
   
   the ice machine is two floors down and outside

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   cosetteposted 15 years ago

   see bunnies are nice but don't cross 'em

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      readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      The one in the back seat looks like he's been in my scotch

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         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         see I told you it wasn't me!

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            readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Bull----oony your just recruiting help

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               Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               I am not!

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                  readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  You must be. How'd ya know where the bunny got the scotch

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   I hate it when you go to order food, you order, and they bring you something that ISN'T your food.

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      cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      you know howcome i don't eat at Arby's anymore?
      
      well, i will tell you.
      
      the last time i ever set foot in an Arby's was 10 years ago or so.
      
      i remember it like it was yesterday. i was in a hurry that day and it had been a really long day so i wasn't about to cook anything since i hadn't grocery shopped anyway. so i ordered a small roast beef sandwich and some curly fries. i decided to eat it there.
      
      this kid....oh man, this kid who took my order...he had a horribly prolific crop of pimples all over his face, and many of them were coming to a head, all puss-filled...i noticed as he took my order he was picking at his face. i thought 'hmm, ok, he won't serve me'...
      
      then my order was ready and guess who pushed my tray to me with my order on it.
      
      the kid.
      
      and i looked down at his hands, and the cuticles were all peeled and bleeding and his nails were bitten to the quick. seriously it turned my stomach.
      
      i didn't want to hurt his feelings so i took the tray but i sat down at a table and when he was distracted i left, tossing the meal in the trash on my way out.
      
      :x

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   Ordering a draft beer and the tap runs out.

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   I chomp down on plastic fruit. Dammit!

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   Oh wow cosette that is disgusting. If that had been me I would have asked to see the manager that isn't right!

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   readytoescapeposted 15 years ago

   I have also found front clasp bras to be annoying .....
   
   when your trying to undo the back clasp

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   I hate wearing strapless bras because they slide off my back because of my kyphosis

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      readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I had to google that,
      
      
      Quit Slouching.

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         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         lol I have two hubs about that...one more on kyphosis the other about unfriendly things for ppl with bad backs.

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      cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      i hate any bra. no one has ever made a comfortable bra, so i usually just wear a snug camisole. i tried on an underwire bra once just to see what it was like. good grief. it felt like a corset for your b00bies!

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         Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         haha ain't that the truth!

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            cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            i think men design bras. they seem to be designed for looks more than comfort. you should be able to buy a nice bra made from fabric that gives, is thin and comfortable, and hides your well, you know, that's all i need a bra to do.

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               readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               I'm not sure I go with that theory, we wouldn't make it so hard to get you guys out of them, and they would probably look like gloves with a strap.

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                  cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  ah.
                  
                  i hadn't thought of that.
                  
                  i hate when i have like one or two items and the person in front of me in the 20 items or less checkout has 20 items, coupons, and whose credit card won't go through, and they demand a price check on one of the items they are buying.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    I hate cellphone using drivers cutting me off in an intersection.

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       baconmidgetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Damn! I hate that too. One day this person using a cell phone cut me off and I had to slam on my brakes so hard. It even made me drop my sandwich and pepsi all over my floor board.
       Damn!

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    Warriorwannabposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when people leave their turn signals on.  Or when they don't use them at all.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    The car in front of you obviously didn't pass the emmissions test.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    The highway narrows to two lanes without a sign.

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    readytoescapeposted 15 years ago

    The thing I hate the most is when fat people, that are too lazy to walk have their motorized chairs blocking the sidewalks at all the choke points in Disney World so that no one can get by and they are totally oblivious .....
    
    that their fat _ _ _ is in the way.

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when I am walking around and somoene right in front of me stops without looking back to make sure someone isn't behind them. If they do that I run into them on purpose!

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       readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I like to do that when I'm pushing the stroller

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    alexandriaruthkposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when you dont love me anymore

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       readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       with a face like that, NEVER HAPPEN

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Yeah ditto.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    I think my mike's broken....

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       shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       what's mike got to do with it? lol

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          Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Mike's alway at the root of all of the problems

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             shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Blooming mike!  He ought to get a life!

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                Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                He never sleeps, that vile one, just crouches hidden in the shadows, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting innocent!

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                   shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   He ought to meet eggy egbert, then he would be TRULY scared!!!!!

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                      Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      I think I'm scared

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       readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Radio Check.....nah it's workin

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          Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Just checkin' 

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when I say something funny and people think I'm stupid; them not getting my joke

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       readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       well lets test that ascertion, say something funny

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          say something funny

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             readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Okay.....you were right.......
             
             
             
             
             
             lol

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    My dippy eggy egbert spues over the shell when I dip my toast soldiers in.. booooooooooo hoooooooo!

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       Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, the Humanity!!!!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I hate it when the toilet is busted and it keeps draining and so you go to the hardware store to get a part for it and they won't sell just the part, and then you have to buy a whole kit, and then you get home and take it apart and find out the new part you need isn't right, doesn't fit and then you have to put it all back together and then - it works! didn't even need new parts! Anyone need a toilet repair kit? never been used!

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       cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that happened to me once. what happens is, the chain gets stuck a tiny bit under the stopper, so some water is leaking out of the tank since the tank is not fully sealed, which causes the continuous draining.

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       shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You should read my hub
       
       http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Mercy-Seat- … velled-Loo
       
       The Mercy seat... the worlds most travelled loo!  hehehe

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    who is Mike?

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       Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Testing one, two, three...

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    well, you shoulda told me before I went and bought the whole kit!  and now I know who Mike is! ha

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       cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       haha
       
       keep safety pins around, so when the chain breaks, you can just link it back together instead of buying a whole new chain, or kit.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    ha ha ha!

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    lol sorry I had to do that...I can't think of any jokes off the top of my head

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when my brain dies on me and I can't think

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       readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Okay you were right ....twice

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    ..the eggnog isn't spiked...

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    alexandriaruthkposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when I cant be with you tonight

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    you go to swim in a pool, you take a huge dive in, and like, there's no water in it. oh I just hate that!!!!!

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       oooooo blonde owie!

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Boo hoo you arent a doctor by any chance, ohhhhhhh, forgot this aint the fantasy forum, hahhahahaha

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate eggnog period yuck lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when I am watching a movie and the person next to me (my hubby most of the time) won't shut up and keep saying stupid things lol

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    I just hate it when a man is wearing short shorts and his left testicle is hanging out. Oh I just hate that.

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       readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I hate having to keep tucking it into my boot

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO you need to try my push up jocks, they are my latest invention.

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             readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             come on you had to know that one was coming..
             
             send me some. sized correctly please.

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             shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             It reminds me, how men walk along the road and are forever playing with them... hands down trousers - jiggle jiggle.. seen that?
             
             I am always very reluctant to shake a mans hand! YUCK!

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                blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Yes I agree men are obsessed with them...it is like...what they think they got to hang on to them.that they are just going to get up and run away or something.

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                   Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   You never know...

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                      shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      well.. i think it is something left over from their childhood... they used to play marbles!

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                mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                yeh and you're taking photos after the soccer game and you don't notice til you are showing the pics to your mom and there it is!

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                   blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Even worse going to show your mom the pics and u accidentally open up your home pic album instead of the rendevous you had with Fred.

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                      shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      and.. after you have made love and you say 'its alright, you dont have to worry.'... buzz buzz... hehehe

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                         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         Hahaha exactly

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                         Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         That's cold.

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                            shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            no, just reassuring and guilt free!  Some men cant help it lol

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I hate that especially if they are RUNNING! OMG EW!

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Oh yes it is like.....can't they see it dangling out the sides...I mean...truly...as a woman wouldnt we know if one of our breasts were hanging out....hahaa

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       cosetteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       oh
       my
       god
       
       i would die.
       
       :x

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    here is another one...how about when a woman doesn't wear a bra and they obviously need to be wearing one and they are running. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Exactly it gets uncomfortable being slapped on the face with a runaway breast.....

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          and so unsightly lol

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          shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          actually... it bleeding hurts!  I wonder if guys feel like that with their willys?  thats saying, if it is big enough!

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    pay2cEMposted 15 years ago

    I hate when you're at a dinner party or wedding reception and you've been on the hunt for the dinner mints for about 10 minutes and you finally find one and grab it and your mouth is watering in the anticipation of all the dinner-minty goodness about to flow over your tongue, so you happily toss it in your mouth and chomp down..............only to discover that it's actually a piece of cheese.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahaha or when you go to flick a moth of someone's shoulder only to discover it is a mole....

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Eeeek.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    and . . .your bedrooms a huge mess cuz you've been sick all week and there's dirty undies and used kleenex and who knows what all over the bed and your new boyfriend decides to stop in for a surprise visit!

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    alexandriaruthkposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when there is noise and i cant sleep

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Especially when it is coming from the couple from the room below you....

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          baconmidgetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Then just start playing this and turn up yuor speakers reeeeaaaaaalllllllll loud. It will get your pumped and you won't want to sleep and maybe annoy them at the same time
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QP-SIW6iKY

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Great idea or I reckon jump up and down on the floorboards in your wellington boots while yelling at the top of your voice OMGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSSS......that will teach them LMAO

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                baconmidgetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                LOL

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when i say I am going to do something (edit my story) and then don't do it...distracted by other things...

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    Lily Roseposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when .... my husband is on the computer!

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       shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       well.. tell him to get off it.. HE WILL BREAK IT!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I hate it when everybody in the forums gets all sexed up and won't stop being erotic - can't we just be neurotic for awhile instead?

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    Wendi Mposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when teenagers try to outsmart you!

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    Frugal Fannyposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when I wake up everytime the baby sleeping next to me on the bed decides to move in her sleep or change breathing patterns.

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when my hubby repeats himself over and over and over again with the same story...

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    i hate suck ups

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm one!

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          Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          lol.  except you because your cool.

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             Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             aaa yer just saying that

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                Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                nah, i would never lie to you because your my friend.  besides your one of the coolest people i know.

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                   Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   aaa you are too sweet Steven *hugs*

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                      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      aww thanks.  so are you cw.  (hugs you back)

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when my stupid neighbors slam their door even though people complain and the manager tells them to knock it off! Anyone wanna come over and break their door off so they don't have one to slam?

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when I can't think of a word I awnt to put in a story or say...

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    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when I'm confused.

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       oo me too me too!

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    readytoescapeposted 15 years ago

    I hate it when Crazd cons bunny rabbits into drinking all my scotch, then talks them into driving through parking lots in a barbie car trying to run people down

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       *gasp* I do no you lie you lie!

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          readytoescapeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          No I dont. There are pictures on page 8 of this very forum

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    lol.  i hate soap operas.  lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    I hate it...when...someone tells...mean ...lies about me...

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