Some of the things you do before using a bathroom that is not your own

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    Citrus000posted 8 years ago

    If I am at someone's home I always check behind the shower curtain to make sure no one is in there.
    Any time I use an unfamiliar bathroom I make sure that there is toilet paper before I sit down, you don't need to make that mistake too many times before you figure it out.

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i hold it. no going to wierd bathrooms.

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        Citrus000posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        "Weird bathrooms" That makes me think of some house parties I have gone to. The bathroom at a large house party can be a scary place.

    2. MikeNV profile image80
      MikeNVposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      This is entertainment?


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        Citrus000posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Okay, I know it is kinda a silly forum topic and that is why I posted it under comedy and humor. Should I have posted it under business and travel, maybe in with the health forums, or possibly it would have fit better under sports and recreation. smile
        Thank you for your input. smile

  2. G Miah profile image81
    G Miahposted 8 years ago

    I make sure there is loo role, and wipe the seat by dampening them first then wipe with dry loo role, then place some on the seat!
    I definitely make sure the door is locked!

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      june of agesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Before entering a new bathroom, I:
      1. say a little prayer
      2. re-think the need
      3. expect the worst
      4. take a deep breath
      5. check for toilet paper, and
      6. go for it.

      1. G Miah profile image81
        G Miahposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Very reassuring, i am exacerbated! (I think i'll get the dictionary out!)

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        Citrus000posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I would love to make a stencil of that and paint it on the wall behind my toilet. So funny! Big smiles, thanks!!
        big_smile      big_smile       big_smile

  3. G Miah profile image81
    G Miahposted 8 years ago

    So how come you don't want to write any hubs yet? It's been three weeks for you. Enjoy reading the hubs, and make sure you view mine aswell!

    Which country are you from?

    Your picture certainly shows you are open minded!!

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      Citrus000posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well, I am very open minded and a dork for sure. Ummm, I don't know why I have not written any Hubs. They probably would just be random spouts of silliness. I don't have much experience writing. I love reading what everyone else writes though, and will be sure to check you out.
      Thank you! Oh, I am from the U.S. (Oregon to be specific)
            Take care!

      1. lorlie6 profile image82
        lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Random spouts of silliness are wonderful.  Go for it, Citrus! lol

  4. Uninvited Writer profile image81
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    I don't like it when people look behind my shower curtain. If it's closed it means I haven't cleaned the bathtub yet smile

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    pddm67posted 8 years ago

    Definitely check to see if there is toilet paper smile

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    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    your too funny. write a hub allready smile

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      Citrus000posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you! Too kind.
      smile    smile    smile

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        Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        no. im not. smile
        ive seen you here before, you make me laugh.

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    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    I try not to miss!

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      Citrus000posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      "Walking the dog" standing up can be a tough task, believe me, I have tried it. Kudos to you men that do it every day and with minimal mess. I have never known a woman who could spell out her name like a man can. I have tried but my name being Sabrina is too long. I always run out of fluid, and it ends up just reading "Sub"
      Good job gentlemen, keep up the good work!!!
         big_smile

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        Citrus000posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Just found this, maybe I should get one!!
        http://hubpages.com/hub/Go-Girl-Are-You-Kidding-Me
        big_smile        big_smile        big_smile

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 8 years ago

    check for toilet paper and if I see a can of LYSOL, I spray the seat down and let it dry the full 10 minutes, Im in no hurry to go anywhere, but if I cant wait or there is no LYSOL..Im a "toilet squatter"...lol

 
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