Peed my pants laughing! Chase the Monday morning blues away!

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   Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

   My daughter sent me this email, thought I would share as it really is funny...
   
   I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 64).
   
   We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
   I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
   The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
   
   My dad kept staring at him.
   The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
   
   When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: "What's the matter there old pops, never done anything wild in your life?"
   
   Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
   
   In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and f**ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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      marcel285posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO!! What a cool dad!!

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      sophsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Haha! Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh Zsuzsy

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   habeeposted 8 years ago

   Oh, that's a good one!

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   packerpackposted 8 years ago

   Good one and good enough to start a Monday morning!

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   Ghost32posted 8 years ago

   Excellent! 
   
   Best I can offer after that is the true story I just posted on the "Gun Safety HELP!" (or something like that) thread, moments ago....

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   cally2posted 8 years ago

   
   
   lol

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   Princessaposted 8 years ago

   Good morning Zsuzsy, you've just set my mood for the day   thank you.  Have a great week!

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   myownworldposted 8 years ago

   loved it!! would have liked to see the amazement on that teenager's face!!
   thanks for the smiles on this cold dreary monday morning!

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   jacobkuttytaposted 8 years ago

   laughed a lot

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   Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

   Nice One
   
   The Issue of Elder Abuse always makes me laugh

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    saltposted 8 years ago

    that is funny!!!and I am a real prude ..!!!

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    AnythingArtzyposted 8 years ago

    Oh this was a great one. soooo funny. thanks for sharing Zsuzy

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    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    HAHAHAHAAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Thans so much for that.   

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    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    I got some chuckles to start the morning with. Thanks!

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    Ms Chievousposted 8 years ago

    That will keep me smiling most of the morning! hehehehehe

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    Jane@CMposted 8 years ago

    ROFL

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    Beth100posted 8 years ago

        too funny!

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    wrenfrost56posted 8 years ago

    Very funny!

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    Ohmaposted 8 years ago

    Very nice way to start a Monday morning1 ty Zsuzsy

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    Hokeyposted 8 years ago

    If I had been that teenager I would have fell out laughing. What an awesome comment! 

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    Green Lotusposted 8 years ago

    OH Zsuzsy you funny lady you!     Thanks for a good laugh. I needed it this morning!   

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    What a cool Dad  eh?
    
    Mine would have blown a gasket instead, he had no tolerance for extreme-ism and I loved him anyway. Now my Gramps on the other hand...

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    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 8 years ago

    

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    OMG! I love it! thanks for the morning laugh ZB! I needed that!

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    donotfearposted 8 years ago

    How funny! Needed this...

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    Rafiniposted 8 years ago

    didn't expect to laugh, but that was too good! 

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    Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

    I honestly almost fell off my chair!!!!
    
         
    
    Now I have to forward this to my rocker son. He will laugh his head off.
    
    Thanks Zsuzsy!!

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    WebbyAvatarposted 8 years ago

    It's amazing Thanks for sharing

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    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Oh, that was too funny.
    
    
    

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    Money Glitchposted 8 years ago

    
    Now that is the best one yet.  I can't stop laughing!  This man should become a stand-up comedian...

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    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Thanks Suz

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    Glad I was able to help with a gloomy Monday...

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Hey ZB I read it to my husband and he got a kick out of it too. I'm gonna have to remember this one

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    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    
    
    If I was drinking milk, it would have come out of my nose.

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    pinkyleeposted 8 years ago

    lmfao thats awesome

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