Peed my pants laughing! Chase the Monday morning blues away!

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  1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 11 years ago

    My daughter sent me this email, thought I would share as it really is funny...

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 64).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him.
    The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

    When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: "What's the matter there old pops, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

    In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and f**ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

    1. marcel285 profile image66
      marcel285posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO!! What a cool dad!!

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      sophsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Haha! Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh Zsuzsy big_smile

  2. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 11 years ago

    Oh, that's a good one!

  3. packerpack profile image61
    packerpackposted 11 years ago

    Good one and good enough to start a Monday morning!

  4. profile image0
    Ghost32posted 11 years ago

    Excellent!  lol

    Best I can offer after that is the true story I just posted on the "Gun Safety HELP!" (or something like that) thread, moments ago....

  5. cally2 profile image60
    cally2posted 11 years ago

    smilesmilesmilebig_smile

    lol

  6. Princessa profile image83
    Princessaposted 11 years ago

    Good morning Zsuzsy, you've just set my mood for the day lol  thank you.  Have a great week!

  7. myownworld profile image82
    myownworldposted 11 years ago

    lol loved it!! would have liked to see the amazement on that teenager's face!!
    thanks for the smiles on this cold dreary monday morning! big_smile

  8. jacobkuttyta profile image32
    jacobkuttytaposted 11 years ago

    laughed a lot

  9. Pearldiver profile image76
    Pearldiverposted 11 years ago

    Nice One lol

    The Issue of Elder Abuse always makes me laugh lol

  10. salt profile image60
    saltposted 11 years ago

    that is funny!!!and I am a real prude ..!!!smile

  11. AnythingArtzy profile image76
    AnythingArtzyposted 11 years ago

    Oh this was a great one. soooo funny. thanks for sharing Zsuzy

  12. profile image0
    Justine76posted 11 years ago

    HAHAHAHAAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Thans so much for that.  lol  lol

  13. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 11 years ago

    I got some chuckles to start the morning with. Thanks!

  14. Ms Chievous profile image73
    Ms Chievousposted 11 years ago

    That will keep me smiling most of the morning! hehehehehe

  15. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 11 years ago

    ROFL

  16. Beth100 profile image67
    Beth100posted 11 years ago

    lol  lol  too funny!

  17. wrenfrost56 profile image81
    wrenfrost56posted 11 years ago

    Very funny! lol

  18. Ohma profile image59
    Ohmaposted 11 years ago

    Very nice way to start a Monday morning1 ty Zsuzsy

  19. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 11 years ago

    If I had been that teenager I would have fell out laughing. What an awesome comment!  big_smile

  20. Green Lotus profile image60
    Green Lotusposted 11 years ago

    OH Zsuzsy you funny lady you! smile  big_smile  big_smile Thanks for a good laugh. I needed it this morning!big_smile  big_smile  big_smile

  21. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 11 years ago

    What a cool Dad  eh?

    Mine would have blown a gasket instead, he had no tolerance for extreme-ism and I loved him anyway. Now my Gramps on the other hand...

  22. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image94
    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 11 years ago

    lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 11 years ago

    lol lol lol lol OMG! I love it! thanks for the morning laugh ZB! I needed that!

  24. donotfear profile image85
    donotfearposted 11 years ago

    How funny! Needed this...

  25. Rafini profile image82
    Rafiniposted 11 years ago

    didn't expect to laugh, but that was too good!  lol lol

  26. Daniel Carter profile image68
    Daniel Carterposted 11 years ago

    I honestly almost fell off my chair!!!!

    lol  lol   lol

    Now I have to forward this to my rocker son. He will laugh his head off.

    Thanks Zsuzsy!!

  27. WebbyAvatar profile image59
    WebbyAvatarposted 11 years ago

    It's amazing lol Thanks for sharing smile

  28. Cagsil profile image80
    Cagsilposted 11 years ago

    Oh, that was too funny.

    lol lol lol lol lol
    lol lol lol lol lol

  29. Money Glitch profile image68
    Money Glitchposted 11 years ago

    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif
    Now that is the best one yet.  I can't stop laughing!  This man should become a stand-up comedian...

  30. Misha profile image69
    Mishaposted 11 years ago

    Thanks Suz smile

  31. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 11 years ago

    Glad I was able to help with a gloomy Monday...

  32. profile image0
    Crazdwriterposted 11 years ago

    Hey ZB I read it to my husband and he got a kick out of it too. I'm gonna have to remember this one lol

  33. wyanjen profile image81
    wyanjenposted 11 years ago

    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif

    If I was drinking milk, it would have come out of my nose.

  34. profile image0
    pinkyleeposted 11 years ago

    lmfao thats awesome

 
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