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How to get to number 1 on Google

  1. darkside profile image81
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    Bully your way to the top?


  2. darkside profile image81
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    People may have to RIGHT CLICK > VIEW IMAGE to see it not so squished.

  3. MarloByDesign profile image86
    MarloByDesignposted 10 years ago

    "Can you please remove your site from Google?" I am laughing so hard right now. And they threatened to sue...

    Was that to you?

  4. relache profile image90
    relacheposted 10 years ago

    Oh dear, someone seems to have taken a complete step out of reality ....

    Now wouldn't it be fun to forward that along to Google...?

  5. Hovalis profile image86
    Hovalisposted 10 years ago

    That's hilarious. They don't have a leg to stand on, and if they can't optimise their site better, that's their problem. They don't even deserve the decency of a reply.

  6. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    big_smile LOL

    Why did you block out the from details? I would love to see the rest of it.
    They didn't even offer you money big_smile

  7. darkside profile image81
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    No, it wasn't to me!

    I saw it at another site and I thought it was so damn funny I just had to share it with my fellow hubbers.

    If it was to me I would have given them my contact details so their lawyer could get in touch and thus begin a drain on their finances.

  8. Hope Alexander profile image83
    Hope Alexanderposted 10 years ago

    LMAO! That's classic. I like their style.

    Now, would the rest of you please delete your Hubs so that mine can rank higher on HubPages? I'm asking nicely now, but if you don't comply, I'll sue you all under Section 2 of the "I suck" act of 1983.

    1. Susan Ng profile image90
      Susan Ngposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha! I can't stop laughing! big_smile

  9. kashifmahmood profile image41
    kashifmahmoodposted 10 years ago

    This is funny big_smile

  10. My 2 Cents profile image56
    My 2 Centsposted 10 years ago

    That's classic reminds me of the time I got a threatening email from some hoser on eBay who was going to sue me for leaving negative feedback for the broken item he sent me.
    He actually sent me an email and a letter from some homemade letterhead stationary with a lawyers name and address on top, the best part was he misspelled ATTORNEY and used only one T!!!
    Are there really such stupid people out there or are they just pretending?

    GOOD ONE DARK EYES!!lol produces

  11. VioletSun profile image80
    VioletSunposted 10 years ago

    OMG! LOL!!!!  This is too funny!  lol

  12. makemoneyonline profile image31
    makemoneyonlineposted 10 years ago

    If you read CAREFULLY he said that the website uses keyword that has nothing to do with the real content of the page. Then this would be keyword stuffing scheme which is like SPAM but within the SEO world and then yes someone has the right to notify google.

    1. darkside profile image81
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Seeing that the person is threatening to sue I don't think they've got a grip on the real world. So it would be a matter of believing their opinion whether or not the site that is performing better than theirs is dominating a keyword that's not relevant to their keyword.

      Indeed, if they are keyword stuffing, then contacting Google would work far better than contacting the alleged perpetrator.

      1. makemoneyonline profile image31
        makemoneyonlineposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        He may sue if this keyword is a trademark or something like that but I guess he would have mentioned that point. So yes he's threatening, but that's usual in the business world, you can always try to intimidate the other guy it doesn't cost anything: I've been threatened myself in the past for domain names I deposited. I told them I knew the law but that I won't compete with them and after that they proposed me to buy the domains smile

        It's always preferable for both parties to try to solve the issue without refering to some arbitrage which can be lengthy.

  13. Mathi P profile image58
    Mathi Pposted 9 years ago

    funnny  no more good post here......

  14. anne.moss profile image55
    anne.mossposted 9 years ago

    Opened the thread hoping for some advice wink

    This is good though - a laugh is always appreciated too!