Most embarassing moment

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    Kathryn LJposted 8 years ago

    Weird stuff is always happening to me and my husband.  I have this theory that we unconciously attract it. 

    We live in a relatively remote spot but the moment my husband stepped outside wearing only his wellies, to retrieve an industrial sized strimmer, a car pulled up with two little old ladies.  They spent 10 minutes engaging him in conversation as he stood stark naked, with only a strimmer to cover his embarassment.  Apparently, they behaved as if talking to a naked man was an everyday event, although they both had an enormous grin throughout the conversation.  Whats your most embarassing moment - keep it clean guys - you know the rules!

  2. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
    Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years ago

    Oh Gawd...I can't believe I'm writing this...

    When I was about 14 or 15 I had a huge crush on a girl. I met her at church (I started out my religious education at age 13) and I got up the nerve to ask her out on a 'date'. Dating prior to having a drivers liscense of course meant parents dropping us off and picking us up...

    Well the 'date' went fine and as I was waiting on Mom to come get me afterwards. The girl and I were on her driveway talking and trying to not make fools of ourselves. She succeeded, I didn't.

    You know that nervous laugh you get sometimes, that comes out your nose...you guessed it, that wasn't all that came out my nose...and all the way down my shirt...

    fluorescent green slime... what a wonderful and lasting impression on our LAST date.   *sigh*

    1. blondepoet profile image66
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha well at least you didn't sneeze and fart at the same time.

      1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
        Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        that would have been less embarrassing, you can pretend to not notice a fart, but slimy stringy things hanging from your nose all the way down your shirt... is hard to pretend isn't there...  *sigh*

        1. blondepoet profile image66
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Oh boy am still laughing. That certainly would have made it awkward to give her a kiss then.

          1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
            Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            kissing after that? NOT an option...lmao

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I call it the guinea pig laugh

      1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
        Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        OMG!
        http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/rolling.gif

        she said guinea pig laugh!

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      Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Brilliant thread, made me laugh and gag, all at the same time.  Need some Optrex for my minds eye.

  3. blondepoet profile image66
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    Going to a health club sitting in a spa bath and you wouldn't believe it those suction things started sucking my buttocks in so hard. I honestly could not move I was stuck. I screamed for help.
    They had to turn off the machine.I looked at my rear end in the mirror as I got up and they were already black with bruising.
    I had a fiance then and went out to dinner that night with Sir Neville (Ex Australian politician) Bonnet, who was good friends of his family.
    I swear to god the waiter had to bring me 6 cushions could not sit down.
    It was the princess and the pea.

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    Jared in Vegasposted 8 years ago

    When I was in the third grade my class went to a field trip at a civil war museum.  We stopped for a bathroom break and all the kids waited in line outside of them.  When I came out my classmates started laughing at me.  I turned around and realized I had gone into the girls bathroom.

    1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
      Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

    2. blondepoet profile image66
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Jared I walk in the boys toilets all the time.
      I don't know how I manage to do it.
      Once I went past all the guys standing at the urinals and still didn't realize I was in the wrong place til I was coming out lol.

      1. calpol25 profile image67
        calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I was having a talk with one of my girlfriends and i went to the mens toilets and stood at the urinal, and she followed me in and stood next to me in the urinal and continued the conversation, next to her was another bloke who was a little shocked and she turned round at him and said " what have you not seen a transvestite before." and burped loudly at him making him run out of the toilet.

        1. blondepoet profile image66
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hahahaha

          1. calpol25 profile image67
            calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            its true lyndsey did it to me, I have never dared go back to that pub again lol
            lollol

            1. blondepoet profile image66
              blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I wonder if anyone has done it with a blow up doll?

              1. calpol25 profile image67
                calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                could you rephrase that for me please my minds in the gutter. lol

                1. blondepoet profile image66
                  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh I don't think there are any other words to describe it smile

                  1. calpol25 profile image67
                    calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Well I hope you meant in the toilet talking to a blow up doll?

                    I dont think its happened here but will keep you posted lol

                    I know some one got caught with a suspicious package turned out it was the way his jeans were creased lol

      2. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
        Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I've heard that lots of people make that mistake right after the operation BP...  wink  lol

        1. blondepoet profile image66
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hahaha what operation Mikel.
          Oooo you are naughty over my knee you go.

          1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
            Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            woo hoo!

            1. blondepoet profile image66
              blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              You will be saying more than woo hoo I can tell you smile

              1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
                Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                woo hoo, ...hoo?

                1. blondepoet profile image66
                  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Try a woo hoo,....boo hoo,.... holy doo...cock a doodle doo haha

                  1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
                    Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/rolling.gif

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    rebekahELLEposted 8 years ago

    well, I'm not going into any details, but it involved one of my fake nails and a zipper... hmm

    1. blondepoet profile image66
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      God that reminds me of when my fake pigtail down to my bottom fell off in his hands during an intimate moment. Damn when he said how beautiful my hair was I shouldn't have said "why thank-you I have been growing it for a few years now".

    2. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
      Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

      1. rebekahELLE profile image85
        rebekahELLEposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        sorry, can't divulge anymore... but it was a fun embarrassment!

        1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
          Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmhmm

  6. Rafini profile image83
    Rafiniposted 8 years ago

    Oh man, I don't want to tell this one.

    It was in gym class, and we were playing volleyball.  The server on the other team didn't announce like she was supposed to, so I wasn't paying attention when the ball came flying over the net and hit me in the chest.  The volleyball flattened the one side of my chest and bounced onto the floor - everyone was laughing and I ran for it!!  BTW, did I mention I hate sports??   LOL

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    Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years ago

    When I asked a co-worker during my first job how many months was she. She was not pregnant

    OR during my last job I was tired and ready to get back to Dallas. As a result, I accidently walked into the ladies restroom at the airport in Atlanta and when all of the ladies stopped and looked at me, I asked "Why are you all in the mens restroom?"

    1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
      Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      DOH! I almost did that once...sometimes it is hard to tell.

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        Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You're correct Mikel. I learned my lesson.

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Eh, don't feel bad. I've made the mistake of asking women how far along they were when they weren't pregnant a few times. I turned beet red, apologized profusely, and avoided making contact with them ever again lol

      My most embarrassing moment was when I was in junior high and I was asked to compete in the high school's choir contest. Every high school in Iowa was competing that day. Well, being the boy crazy 12 year old that I was, I decided to stuff my bra with tissue, as I was pretty flat-chested at the time. I wore a shirt that definitely flattered my new found cleavage. All went well until it was my turn to sing my solo. Everyone was laughing and I thought it was because of the song, but to my dismay, when I left stage, my choir director (who was a man, which made it all the more embarrassing) made me aware of some tissue that was hanging out of my shirt. One of my "breasts" were much smaller than the other. Needless to say, I ran to the bathroom and called my parents immediately. I did not stay to hear the judging results, but I was told I scored well, especially in the "stage presence" category, as there wasn't an eye in the room that wasn't on me lol lol lol

      1. Mikel G Roberts profile image78
        Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol, you poor thing...

 
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