Most embarassing moment

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   Kathryn LJposted 13 years ago

   Weird stuff is always happening to me and my husband.  I have this theory that we unconciously attract it. 
   
   We live in a relatively remote spot but the moment my husband stepped outside wearing only his wellies, to retrieve an industrial sized strimmer, a car pulled up with two little old ladies.  They spent 10 minutes engaging him in conversation as he stood stark naked, with only a strimmer to cover his embarassment.  Apparently, they behaved as if talking to a naked man was an everyday event, although they both had an enormous grin throughout the conversation.  Whats your most embarassing moment - keep it clean guys - you know the rules!

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   Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years ago

   Oh Gawd...I can't believe I'm writing this...
   
   When I was about 14 or 15 I had a huge crush on a girl. I met her at church (I started out my religious education at age 13) and I got up the nerve to ask her out on a 'date'. Dating prior to having a drivers liscense of course meant parents dropping us off and picking us up...
   
   Well the 'date' went fine and as I was waiting on Mom to come get me afterwards. The girl and I were on her driveway talking and trying to not make fools of ourselves. She succeeded, I didn't.
   
   You know that nervous laugh you get sometimes, that comes out your nose...you guessed it, that wasn't all that came out my nose...and all the way down my shirt...
   
   fluorescent green slime... what a wonderful and lasting impression on our LAST date.   *sigh*

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha well at least you didn't sneeze and fart at the same time.

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         Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         that would have been less embarrassing, you can pretend to not notice a fart, but slimy stringy things hanging from your nose all the way down your shirt... is hard to pretend isn't there...  *sigh*

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh boy am still laughing. That certainly would have made it awkward to give her a kiss then.

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               Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               kissing after that? NOT an option...lmao

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      Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I call it the guinea pig laugh

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         Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         OMG!
         
         
         she said guinea pig laugh!

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Brilliant thread, made me laugh and gag, all at the same time.  Need some Optrex for my minds eye.

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   Going to a health club sitting in a spa bath and you wouldn't believe it those suction things started sucking my buttocks in so hard. I honestly could not move I was stuck. I screamed for help.
   They had to turn off the machine.I looked at my rear end in the mirror as I got up and they were already black with bruising.
   I had a fiance then and went out to dinner that night with Sir Neville (Ex Australian politician) Bonnet, who was good friends of his family.
   I swear to god the waiter had to bring me 6 cushions could not sit down.
   It was the princess and the pea.

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   Jared in Vegasposted 13 years ago

   When I was in the third grade my class went to a field trip at a civil war museum.  We stopped for a bathroom break and all the kids waited in line outside of them.  When I came out my classmates started laughing at me.  I turned around and realized I had gone into the girls bathroom.

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      Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Jared I walk in the boys toilets all the time.
      I don't know how I manage to do it.
      Once I went past all the guys standing at the urinals and still didn't realize I was in the wrong place til I was coming out lol.

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         calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I was having a talk with one of my girlfriends and i went to the mens toilets and stood at the urinal, and she followed me in and stood next to me in the urinal and continued the conversation, next to her was another bloke who was a little shocked and she turned round at him and said " what have you not seen a transvestite before." and burped loudly at him making him run out of the toilet.

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Hahahaha

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               calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               its true lyndsey did it to me, I have never dared go back to that pub again lol
               

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                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I wonder if anyone has done it with a blow up doll?

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                     calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     could you rephrase that for me please my minds in the gutter.

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                        blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        Oh I don't think there are any other words to describe it

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                           calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           Well I hope you meant in the toilet talking to a blow up doll?
                           
                           I dont think its happened here but will keep you posted
                           
                           I know some one got caught with a suspicious package turned out it was the way his jeans were creased

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                              Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              No I have done that before...It was a birthday party for a buddy of mine and his wife got him a girlfriend...lol
                              
                              {Edit: I mean I took the blow up doll in to the bathroom, not that I did the blow up doll in the bathroom...lmao}

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                                 calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 Hahahahaha lol

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                                    blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                    Come on Mikel let the truth be known....

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         Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I've heard that lots of people make that mistake right after the operation BP...    lol

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Hahaha what operation Mikel.
            Oooo you are naughty over my knee you go.

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               Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               woo hoo!

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                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  You will be saying more than woo hoo I can tell you

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                     Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     woo hoo, ...hoo?

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                        blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        Try a woo hoo,....boo hoo,.... holy doo...cock a doodle doo haha

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                           Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           

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   rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

   well, I'm not going into any details, but it involved one of my fake nails and a zipper...

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      God that reminds me of when my fake pigtail down to my bottom fell off in his hands during an intimate moment. Damn when he said how beautiful my hair was I shouldn't have said "why thank-you I have been growing it for a few years now".

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      Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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         rebekahELLEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         sorry, can't divulge anymore... but it was a fun embarrassment!

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            Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            

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   Rafiniposted 13 years ago

   Oh man, I don't want to tell this one.
   
   It was in gym class, and we were playing volleyball.  The server on the other team didn't announce like she was supposed to, so I wasn't paying attention when the ball came flying over the net and hit me in the chest.  The volleyball flattened the one side of my chest and bounced onto the floor - everyone was laughing and I ran for it!!  BTW, did I mention I hate sports??   LOL

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   Kenrick Chatmanposted 13 years ago

   When I asked a co-worker during my first job how many months was she. She was not pregnant
   
   OR during my last job I was tired and ready to get back to Dallas. As a result, I accidently walked into the ladies restroom at the airport in Atlanta and when all of the ladies stopped and looked at me, I asked "Why are you all in the mens restroom?"

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      Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      DOH! I almost did that once...sometimes it is hard to tell.

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         Kenrick Chatmanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         You're correct Mikel. I learned my lesson.

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Eh, don't feel bad. I've made the mistake of asking women how far along they were when they weren't pregnant a few times. I turned beet red, apologized profusely, and avoided making contact with them ever again
      
      My most embarrassing moment was when I was in junior high and I was asked to compete in the high school's choir contest. Every high school in Iowa was competing that day. Well, being the boy crazy 12 year old that I was, I decided to stuff my bra with tissue, as I was pretty flat-chested at the time. I wore a shirt that definitely flattered my new found cleavage. All went well until it was my turn to sing my solo. Everyone was laughing and I thought it was because of the song, but to my dismay, when I left stage, my choir director (who was a man, which made it all the more embarrassing) made me aware of some tissue that was hanging out of my shirt. One of my "breasts" were much smaller than the other. Needless to say, I ran to the bathroom and called my parents immediately. I did not stay to hear the judging results, but I was told I scored well, especially in the "stage presence" category, as there wasn't an eye in the room that wasn't on me

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         Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         lol, you poor thing...

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