Hokeys Hangout!!

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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Anyone welcome. A place to hang out so I dont hijack other peoples threads. Not that I would ever do that. Please no God talk here. Getting really old. Anything else is fine. Namaste.
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi Hokey
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey you!
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You're not on FB anymore, I've been waiting for you
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am still on there. Just offline.
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hiding from your stalker, I see
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yup!
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How rude!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Were you talking about you? I wasn't! There are like 7 stalkers!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  c'mon, you have more stalkers then that!!!!
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I thought I was a special stalker though?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are not considered a stalker. You take it to a whole new level!
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yay! I'm good at something
  
  Btw, said hi to you on FB but you disappeared
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am on there now!
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  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  what, only 7??
  oh how disappointing!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I might have forgotten the 2
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  7 stalkers!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFSnhpYFVSk
  
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Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago
Thanks Hokey.

Satan talk is OK?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If that is what you prefer!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  Cool!
  
  Sorry about the Jesus pic. I tried to photoshop it out.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ron, your too funny!!
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  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you're going to curse us all to hell!!! oh my..
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  As long as all of you are there with me, I'm ok with it.
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  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hey you can count on us any time....
  
  I bet hell will be pure heaven!
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myownworldposted 14 years ago
oooh... sinful!!!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Welcome!
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shazwellynposted 14 years ago
Is this your little love nest Hokey? *looking for mega* hehehe
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I guess it is now that you are here!
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  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  share the looooooooooooove hokey! hehehe
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Love should alwyas be shared!!!!!
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  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  spread it honey! The love that is!
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Justine76posted 14 years ago
this is all so...hokey
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Fun isn't it?
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  lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Nice one, Justine...
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SwampDonkeyposted 14 years ago
Are swampdonkeys allowed?
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  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ofcourse... they're like a fresh breath of air!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you guys have no idea how funny that is relating to where Im from...really....
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  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  what swampdonkeys or fresh air?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  HAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  I meant swampdonkeys, but now that you mention it...
  
  I live in a messed up angry place..
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I know what you mean!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yup! Everybody is welcome!
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  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bring your friends swamp!
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sophsposted 14 years ago
Heeeyyy Hokey! Hi everyoonneee! (I'm waving)
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  waving back!!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hehehehehehheeeeeeeee
  
  ABDUCT ME PLEASE!!!!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'll gladly abduct you!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi sophs!
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SwampDonkeyposted 14 years ago
Are you making fun of me?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  nope. not at all!!
  its funny how different things mean different thigns in different places. thats all I mean, anyway.
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok. Thats cool.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I dont make fun of peopel, I say things assbackwards sometimes, but I dont mean anything mean. Trust me, If I meant something mean...you would KNOW it.
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok. I believe you. I like it here.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  cool man, cool.
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  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh, we can get intimidating sometimes, but all the people in this thread are cool, so relax...
  
  just stay away from the religious ones!! now that's where it gets real ugly....!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  nooo..... God's peopel only "love"...
  
  oops, was that out loud?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes! Please be careful in the religious mine fields!
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  skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ah this looks like hangout word...
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  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  shhh..don't give away all our secrets in one thread!!
  It's all about appearances here, don't you know?
  
  (lol @ justine!)
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  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  no, we're just showing true colors!!
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skyfireposted 14 years ago
ah thanks,Clean air here..
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Your welcome!
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  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  not for long! hahaha
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  skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hokey's love parlour is a hormonal haven! lol
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donotfearposted 14 years ago
HI Hokey! Glad you started a thread like this. Now all your stalkers and admirers can congregate socially to compare notes. Just don't tell em all about 'us'.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thats exactly what I was thinking!
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
HI EVERYBODY !
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  donotfearposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  Tantrum: I like your smiley playing weights with the rose! Where'd you get it?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you trying to give me a rose?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I though it was clear.
  It says EVERYBODY !
  For you I have another thing !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  When can I have it?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sometime !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How about anytime I want?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yoi're not in a position to choose. You'll get it when you deserve it !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I always deserve it!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry! But you don't. Not yet !
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Wow Hokey! You have all the ladies after you. Will you teach me?
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figmentposted 14 years ago
Hi Hokey

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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi figment!!!
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  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hokey... the love is rising babes... like the sap of the trees and the wind in my hair - hide out at hokey's, if you dare!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's awesome. I am glad you are at the hangout!
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  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  *raises a glass*
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Can I have a glass too?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ive got one for you, what do you want to drink?
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I like vodka. That is what we drink in the swamp.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  for real. half my property is a swamp.. Ive got vodka. Ill save some for you.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Can I come over?
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are stepping on my toes!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He's always doing that ! LOL
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No I don't!
  
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  See? you naughty boy !!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  better than driving into your ankle with a shopping cart!! I have vodka and beer and cookies for everyone!!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Watch your feet then!
  
  Wait! Hooves?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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SwampDonkeyposted 14 years ago
Who is this Hokey guy?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And who's this donkey ?
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hello mam. I am the swampdonkey! Nice to meet you.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ha ha.!!I'm not so sure you're a donkey ! You sound familiar !
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Have we met before?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  I'm sure you know the answer.
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I dont think that I know you.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well, you sound just as someone I know. The difference is that he wasn't a donkey !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Who is it?
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You don't know me.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You know who it is don't you?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm not saying. It seems he want to be anonymous. Or maybe he's really a newbie.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thats ok. I am more interested in you anyway!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ummm
  clearly, one or the other.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Justine I think someone is messing with me.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  could be, happens to me all the time....
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Who are you?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yup.
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shazwellynposted 14 years ago
I have a NEWSFLASH for you...

A farmer in the UK has successfully grown a field of vibrators. Unfortunately, he now has a problem with squatters!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  gosh darn it shaz, you keep making beer come out my nose!!!!!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh, perhaps Ill move to the UK?
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mega1posted 14 years ago
maybe we could use a hubpages dictionary? I need some definitions for:

stalking and stalkers - I thought I knew but it seems on HP this is something kinda different

swampdonkey - what IS a swampdonkey? is the word a euphemism for something and I should know it but I don't?

and also, did you get tired of the tribe, hokey? already?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … amp+donkey
  
  stalking/stalkers = followers/fans (I think?)
  
  and dont be so sensative mega. nobody gets tired of the tribe.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  so stalkers on hp are a good thing?
  
  and swampdonkeys have faces like ugly bees' nests? oooh. are there male swampdonkeys?
  
  that's a cool dictionary
  
  and I know you don't get tired of the tribe, justine, but I was asking hokey - cuz even I get tired of the tribe sometimes - but nevermind, it was just one of those "look at me" questions!
  
  : I think I am coming down from yesterday's manic binge. need some b vitamins
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I will hang out with you.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  'k
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi mega1. No. Just alternating between writing and this. Was hoping you would stop by.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
if I started a hangout for us bipolar people, would that be just too weird? sometimes all action, sometimes nothing I guess. might be fun . . .
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You never did tell who you were in love with.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh, I thought you already knew!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  We all know !
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Is it Hokey?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  of course! so far . . . but I may be falling in love with a couple other hubbers too! cyberlove don't haveta be monogamy, right?
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How come you don't post your picture?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  because I really do look like a swampdonkey! and it distracts the other hubbers
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  so, why don't you post your pic SwampDonk?
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you post yours I will post mine.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  sorry no can do
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why not?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I need what little mystery I can drum up this way - makes me much more exciting - and I like the ducky and the kitty and the cheetah and all that good stuff better than I like my sorry puss. hahaha! now leave it be.
  
  I gotta go take a nap, getting testy - see ya in a while :
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmmmm..........
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  For real? How come? Blushing
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  because, like you say, you DESERVE it!
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mega1posted 14 years ago
don't get me wrong, I haven't forgotten Denno either, but you know, short liddle span of attentiona and all
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
It seems Hokey & mega will play together a lot !

http://
planetsmilies.net
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I just watched the video with you as the bartender.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Would you like a drink ?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hell yeah! That was awesome. I forgot you sent it to me. I was deleting e-mails when I saw it.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You never pay attention to what I send you !
  and I'm waiting for your message on FB now !
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  where did you see that? I wanna see it
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  gee, tantrum, I hope you're not jealous!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I could never be jealous of a birdy !!
  
  (just kidding:) )
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  tantrum doesn't get jealous.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  HOW DO YOU KNOW !!
  
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mega1posted 14 years ago
whoa!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't be scared. It's ok!
  
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
I am sitting in this hallway again
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
and I am all by myself
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Trying to learn how to be happy
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You sure know how to !
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
with nothing else
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Playing guitar again
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
The three of us have a score of 90 at the moment !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  three of who?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you, me and mega
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thats cool
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
outside the same old coffee shop
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
and I'm wondering when
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
the other shoes gonna drop
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blondepoetposted 14 years ago
Good morning!!!! What's swinging??

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awareposted 14 years ago
hi
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi Aware!!!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi there !!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hello.
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awareposted 14 years ago
cool dog video
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, Abe. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you, and if you die first, you come back and tell me, if there is basebal l in heaven."

They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is Sol," whispers the spirit of Abe.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
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tantrumposted 14 years ago

still...
No proof
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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tantrumposted 14 years ago

Still
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
What did the doctor say to the prostitute when she complained no hair would grow on her vagina?
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ?
  What
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  did you ever see grass grow on a busy high way?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  and all this doesn't prove you're not boring !
  
  Only that you could make a very good stand up comedian !
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
I give up.....
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Give up on what?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  tantrum told me that I am boring?
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Aww, well, maybe you two ought to spice things up in the bedroom a bit?
  
  (P.s. You and I ought to spice things up in the bedroom as well )
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Come on over!
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you here yet?
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe this weekend
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I better warm up!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh !! you can spice whatever you want with Hokey !
  Be my guest !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Threesome!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No ! I pass
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Simply not allowed. You would be a wonderful addition to the team
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm nobody's addition !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Easy! Easy!
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I pass too
  Let's just take turns, I'm not quite that adventurous
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Now I am just scared.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I knew you were boring !
  
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LMFAO
  
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Where did you go?
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Me and Ohma are making a plan to take out Congress. If we get it done by supper, she's going to make a pie
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ....and I am helping!
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yup, you're a good donkey
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He is a pretty good Donkey!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Pinky ...... "and tomorrow brain? What are we doing tomorrow?"
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ooh, I miss that show!
  
  Ohma can be Brain. I'll be Pinky
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I guess I will be going now.
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Where? And why?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  well I am kind of bored.
  
  you keep disappearing. I thought you wanted to talk.
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Aww, okay how about Ohma can ride Swampdonkey and I'll ride you...
  
  Will that relieve your boredom?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Now your talking!
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  Ohmaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey how did i get into this?? Why cant I ride Hokey??
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hehe, knew that'd get you to stay
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I really do have to go. I will see you later. Have a good night.
  
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Aww okay See you later.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bye. Let me know whats going on.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ha Ha !!! Love you !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just kidding!
  
  A blind man walks into a dinner and sits down at a booth. The Waiter walks up to his table.
  
  "What can I get you today?" says the Waiter.
  
  "I have a kind of strange request." says the blind man.
  
  "What’s that?" says the Waiter.
  
  "Can I have the unwashed fork of the person you waited on before me?" says the blind man.
  
  The waiter thinks for a minute.
  
  "Um ok" says the waiter.
  
  The Waiter brings the blind man the fork and the blind man slips it into his mouth. He sucks on it for a short time.
  
  "The meat loaf and mash potatoes are delicious I’ll have that" says the blind man.
  
  The waiter is grossed out but also impressed he was right about the dish. The blind man eats tips very well and leaves. The blind man comes back the next two days in a row with the same request and both times he was correct about the dish of the person before him. The next day when he arrives the Waiter notices him walking in.
  
  "Jenny, Jenny" the Waiter says flagging down a Waitress he works with.
  
  "This time I wanna have some fun with this fun. Here put this into your panties." He says as he hands Jenny a fork. Jenny giggles and does as he asked. He walks but to the table with the fork in hand ready for the blind mans daily request. The blind man as always asks for the fork of the person waited on before him. The Waiter hands him the fork fighting his laughter. The blind man pops in into his mouth.
  
  "hmmmmm." says the blind man sucking the fork for a short time
  
  "I had no idea Jenny worked here!"
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  that was hilarious !!!!
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
I must have scared them away........
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's that face !
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  SwampDonkeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Who scared you away Hokey?
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earnestshubposted 14 years ago
Hey Hokey!
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
and a 1.... and a 2.... and a 3........
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  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And a 4...
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mega1posted 14 years ago
I have cheetos!
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Ohmaposted 14 years ago
is that what it takes to get Hokeys attention?
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TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago
Whoa! Hokey's offering rides? I don't wanna miss that!

Hi there Ohma and everyone
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mega1posted 14 years ago
if he were here, but apparently no, he is off eating or something. hopefully, not on some other site with his other harem!
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "off eating or something" when he should be here eating off someone! LMAO!
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Ohmaposted 14 years ago
Hi spider, Yes mega he is probably off spreading Hokeylove somewhere else.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ehh, it seems to me that there must be quite a lot of Hokeylove to share.
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  Ohmaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes i believe he has a hard time with monogamy.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It seems to be that way with men in general (or so I've heard), but apparently some of them are better about keeping it to a dull roar than others...hehehe
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  Ohmaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  so true so sad but soooo true.
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  donotfearposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  Hey Spider....sorry I missed ya! Been out & about. I see things have settled down here.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
if you can't beat em, join em - works for me!
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Ohmaposted 14 years ago
Nope not me Only 1 for me. 30yrs later it works for us.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
that's great! I'm talking about cyber-love here - I don't really have an opinion about the other kind - I think there are many ways to live, and many ways to love.
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Ohmaposted 14 years ago
I just like to tease a little but I am too much of a prude to le it go to far.
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