I'm planning an advice hub where somehow or other people will ask advice - the advice will be wacky - I think it would be great if I could get one or two other hubbers to also contribute their advice (on the same questions) and so instead of it just being my wacky advice, it could be two or three different wacky advices! yea? If you're interested in being an advice giver, email me. If you have a pressing question you need some wacky advice on, ask it in this thread!
I'm taking today off, but will get back to this tomorrow - this gives you time to really think up some good ones!
Have a great spring day!
How does a thermos flask know whether it should keep things hot or cold.
you have wacky questions, we have wacky advice - we just published our third hub on this - Wacky Advice for Your Perfectly Wacky Predicaments -Week Three
and while it isn't always advice, it is usually our opinions. So between GlassSpider and Mega1 you can just imagine what kind of answers people get!
I like this. I'm sure there will be a lot of interest. Enjoy your day off. Check your mail! *stalks mega* LOL
I think there's plenty of wacky advice out there already! But hey, you know me, I'm always up for a little more fun!
haha, great idea! Perhaps you could have the advice givers fighting over the advice too.. that could be really humorous!
I agree with this.
and also wacky advice. but where will the questions come from? can I be a questioner? my husband gets soooooo tired of my questions when hes trying to fall aslep after working 10 hours and then "killing enemy soldiers" for another 6...
Get him some of that whipped cream with alcohol in it and he'll forget about the 'enemy soldiers' !
it is up to you to show him how peace is lovely.
So, your question is - What should you do when "my husband gets soooooo tired of my questions when hes trying to fall aslep after working 10 hours and then "killing enemy soldiers" for another 6... " ?
That's a very good wacky question. Our first! We will get on it right away - tomorrow probably because we will need to really think over our answers. Of course, you know you are going to get entirely different advice from Glass Spider and me - we are so very different! So tune in tomorrow here in this thread - we'll let you know when the Wacky Advice hub is up and running!
until then - keep those wacky questions coming people!
Are you talking about collecting questions and then answering them in ONE hub, or ...? How is what you are suggesting different from the current "Question" option people have here, where anyone and everyone who is willing supplies an answer?
Just curious, not antagonistic. Would like to understand better what you are thinking.
these questions would be purely for fun - wacky questions that deserve wacky answers, nothing serious. Glass Spider and I would have a lot of fun responding in great silly detail to a silly question. I guess we would start with one Wacky Question and then people could leave more questions here or in the comments on that hub and we could answer one or two or three more in another hub and it would just go until people get sick and tired of it.
How do you get so many followers without any hubs?
- just curious !!!
(Or maybe a wacky question requiring wacky advice???)
Don't worry Justine - We'll have some wacky answers ready for you very soon - I'm working on it.
Also can answer a several questions at a time, so don't be shy people! Ask away! Just post your wacky questions here in this thread. : and have a good day!
Yes, that's right! You'll be getting TWO sets of answers for the price of one. You don't want to miss the magic of a Spider's eye view combined with a Mega viewpoint! We're like the 3-D glasses of the advice world!
We have answers! We want questions for them.
Against all odds, and in spite of the lack of interest we have blazed ahead and published this piece of trash -
http://hubpages.com/hub/Wacky-Advice-fo … edicaments
if you don't laugh at this one, you have to come back here right away and tell us exactly why. and if you cry when you read it, maybe you just need a nap! or some help - - - and you know, help is available in this wacky world! just ask, darlin' :
Yes! Justine's question has been answered, just when she thought she might pull her hair out in anticipation!!
Don't let quirky quandaries make you crazy! Just ask us!
I feel like we're a couple little kids with a lemonade stand by the curb, only it's like 2:00 pm on a Tuesday when everybody is at work and we just can't even sell one class of warm lemonade. So then somebody's mother goes and gets some ice to put in it and somebody else brings some cookies out to give away and they tell us to be patient. So then we're still waiting all grubby and tired and it's 5:00 and finally some dads come driving by and take pity on us. We end up with a profit of $3.00 and here comes the ice cream truck, so you know where our profit is going! That's exactly how I feel. I can hear the ice cream truck music, now - "Old McDonald had a Farm. EEE III EEEE III OHHHH"
LOL! I would take pity on you, but I'm French. It's difficult to make me laugh.
Here's a question:
Do you think it wise to offer a complementary Colonoscopy as a token in a cereal box?
If not, why - it's a service?
If so, why - you might take a wrong turn?
C'mon everybody...Don't be shy. We know you've got some wacky situations going...Let's hear about them and get some just as wacky advice going!
okay, well if i tell you all, everyone here will say im crazy. however, did you guys know that nightmare on elm street was inspired by a true story. is it even possible? that a demon can kill you in your sleep?
here's the site address where i found this out at
http://www.brutalashell.com/2009/10/cin … lm-street/
I have a very naughty rooster what advice would you give me
Thank you guys for the questions - I think you will be very happy with our answers, as soon as we get them ready - we'll let you know!
Never too many questions, so ask away folks!
oh, that's just the question I've always wanted to answer! re: the big bang and I'm sure Glass Spider will also have a good answer for this. :
soon, soon, we will have moe wonderful wacky answers for you. In meantime, don't forget to read the first wacky answers hub in Mega1's account!
What tools to use to measure the toenail is cut straight across?
Do you think that braiding my nipple hair would complement my large nose or magnify it?
Is it wise or acceptable to pound on your elbow just to increase the reach of your finger up your nose for a lousy nugget or two? Just investigating all options for future reference.
i just want to say, im a genuine SEX addict, as it seems i've slept with over 300 plus girls in the past five years. yet for some reason, i still want MORE girls to have sex with. therefore, what advice would you lovely ladies give king larry here. perhaps one or both you can help tame the urges if you know what i mean.
If someone is out of whack, how do you get them back in whack?
these questions are getting better and better~! very exciting to think of our answers and respond. I believe we are almost ready with a new hub for Wacky Answers that will enlighten everybody about 3 of these questions, and of course there will be more, and more, and more, and more, and more, until everybody gets sick of wackiness. Like that's ever gonna happen! :
Is it a proper home based business to produce quality diamonds by yourself? Theoretically, is it not possible to not crap for several months thus utilizing that extra increasing pressure to spurt out a lazer quality cut diamond. I've always been taught that pressure and time is all that a diamond needed....
why does it take so long for light to travel a light year, and how can we shorten that time?
I have asked myself the same question! I said "Self, how come a light year takes so long" And I answered back "How would I know how to shorten it?"
And then I Said "Well you should know smart ar*e!"
Then I said "Don't call me a smart ar*e!" And after that I got a bit lost.
That must be it! It must take Bloody big worms must make em!
Hey!! It's great to see all your questions. Mega and I will get to as many as we can, as quickly as we can.
In the meantime, check out our latest Wacky Advice - I've JUST published on my profile; you can't miss it!
Keep sending your wacky questions!!
Thanks goldenpath for all your questions! Make sure to go check out our answers to your first question in my most recent Hub.
@ logic & Earnest: Wow! What a question...Just remember, we're wacky.....not physicists...So, we'll do our best!
I'm thrilled to see all the questions we've got so far! Keep 'em coming guys. What's weird and wacky in your life?
We've got answers! Now we need questions.
Welcome back!! We toiled long and hard for that advice...so we hope it helps!
Thanks for being our very first questioner!!!
I didnt even know I was a questioner.... no really, this is the coolest thing to happen in quite some time!!!
Hehehe...So glad to hear this is so cool for you! We're having a lot of fun as well! I didn't know what to expect, but the interest and the questions have been awesome!
@Mega: I agree wholeheartedly...I'm having a great time as well! And can't wait to get our next hub out!
explain "shit eating grin". who the heck grins after eating shit?
A great question, Justine!! Rest assured, we will look deeply into this matter and find an answer for you as soon as possible.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I know the traditional answer is "to get to the other side", but I wonder how politicians would answer. " Under this government more chickens have crossed the road than ...". Any other politico replies to this question?
I would take part and offer some questions, but I have not a question at this point in time. However, should I come across a question, where I need to seek an outside source, other than myself, then I could possible take part.
I was just teasing Cags. you never said that you know everything, sorry. I do wish I could be as sure of myself as you are of yourself, honest. It must be nice.
You can! Simply put more faith in your own ability to see the truth of people and understand that you yourself need to be honest with yourself.
I have faith in you and your ability, therefore you are not alone in your faith.
I am having a whole lot of fun with this. I just read our latest answers, I had actually forgotten what my answers were! I mean, I probably could have remembered if I had tried a bit harder, but you know, so much on my mind lately. This big bang theory question has me very intrigued, so expect great things of us in the next wacky questions hub! Thank you Glass Spider for doing such a bang up job! I have to go back and watch the video because I choose to eat lunch now. Later gators!
Do you consider it a viable art form to strategically urinate on the pure white snow? Granted, to accomodate perfection of thought one must exercise great urinary discipline - and aim! I guess from my point of view I see it as not only an art form but also a long lost skill of mankind.
I prostrate myself before your wisdom and guidance. I come to your shrine for knowledge and that greater light. Feed me your fruits that I may benefit and have my groundshaking questions quenched and succored.
might as well keep asking those questions - we're working on the next advice hub right now and will need more wacky questions soon.
Now remember, wacky is not the same as stupid - so what we want is wacky questions, not necessarily stupid ones. Stupid questions usually all have the same answer which is - Duh! But wacky questions actually arise from a creative mind.
Thinking. always thinking.
All right, guys...It's almost here, Week Three of Wacky Advice with answers to your most pressing questions!
This week we've taken on more tough questions than ever. We're really tackling the issues, folks. From measuring those pesky toenails to manipulating the space-time continuum, you'll find it all in our soon-to-be-published Wacky Advice Hub.
We're still looking for your Wacky Questions. Don't be shy! You can ask us anything...we don't bite.
Okay, okay...we bite occasionally. But usually upon request.
You mean to tell me that not a one of you wonderful hubbers has a Wacky situation or question??/
I just don't believe it.
Mega is NOT going to be happy with you guys. Where are all our Tribers!?
How does one find a wormhole? What do you do if there is a worm in it blocking the way to the other side?
An EXCELLENT question, and one that will require further research. Thank you for your dedication to asking Wacky Questions, logic.
I love this question and since the answer might be of tantamount importance to us all, I do hope you will focus on this one!
your wacky questions (some of them) were answered and just published as http://hubpages.com/hub/Wacky-Advice-Fo … Week-Three
so now you will be enlightened. or just wise. or neither. or both.
I think I am going to have a virtual affair on HP, I am being tempted by a few little cuties (you know who you are!) who continually flirt with me and make "suggestions", should I have the affair and who should I have it with??
great question - this one will really take a lot of thought - maybe while I take a long bubble bath in a steamy candlelit room!
but its alright! so while you're waiting, listen to Huey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaSTbs88 … mp;index=7
Huey lewis is not really the right romantic music to go with the candles, aromatic oils, and rose petals...
no? oh, ok, then lets just watch humorous videos - these guys are funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetZJolP … re=related
I would poke God. really hard!
oops - shouldn't oughta had said that!
nighty night leanman - sleep good = sweet dreams!
Goodmorning Mega... Did you avoid all of the lightning bolts last night??
I dreamt of hubpages all night, had a great name for my next hub... can I remember it this morning??? No.... subject yes, but the hub title has slipped from my mind....... Don't you just hate that...
Sorry, posting dreams on the wrong thread now.... when do I get my wackky advice to my previously posted problem???
with all these big budget films being released in 3-d, is it possible all films will be in 3-D someday? is this the future of movies? after all, when talkie movies were first introduced back in the 20's, it didn't take long before all films started to become talking movies, to where silent films became the thing of the past. then when color films were introduced, it started to slowly become a standard to where almost all modern films are in color these days.
i guess what I'm trying to ask is, do you think 3-d is the next evolution of films to where ALL movies will eventually be in 3-D format?
i say that also because of the new revolutionary 3-d televisions being released. therefore, it's looking to be more of a possibility than ever before.
that's a super question. and I will look into it - off the top of my head, just because nobody is really listening right now - this is what I think of when I think of all 3-D movies -
I think in the way, way future we will have little entertainment implants (like memory receiving chips) inserted right into our brains and we can just close our eyes and be totally immersed into a movie (we will subscribe to these) sort of like virtual reality - sort of like that movie where the big corporations implant those devices in people? Only we will pay for this and just go lie down and be IN the movie for an hour or two! TOTAL IMMERSION! 3-D will probably be perfected to the point where people can participate somehow first, at the movie theater, before we get our "entertainment implants"
Similarly, we could play tennis with Venus and Serena or play soccer with our favorite team or some such with a sports chip implant. We could race cars, hunt down escaped criminals, solve mysteries etc. etc. Good idea? Ok - somebody will do it!
Oh, I forgot the reason I logged in here was to solicit more wacky questions, not to give wacky answers! blew it! don't tell GlassSpider I've been handing out free advice/answers!
If you have wacky questions - now is the time to ask while we prepare Wacky Advice Hub #4! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
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