Your day?

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  1. Fluffymetal profile image79
    Fluffymetalposted 8 years ago

    What was the best part of your day?

  2. Rafini profile image85
    Rafiniposted 8 years ago

    Hey, thanks for asking!  big_smile

    I'd say...completing my exercise routine this morning.  It felt terrific, and left me energized for the day!


    (how about you?)

    1. Fluffymetal profile image79
      Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Helping my dad get the bathroom ready to paint.  Not too exciting sad

  3. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Early morning ride through the meadow with my daughter...splendid!  A bit chilly, but the warmth from the horses kept us warm.  smile 

    Cheer up Fluffy....smile  How was/is your evening?

    1. Fluffymetal profile image79
      Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Just same o shit... wink

  4. Pearldiver profile image80
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    It gets better with each hour....

    Now if I can just include an anti-aging aspect to those hours, it will be perfect hmm lol

  5. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Well then, we better mix it all up then, eh!  No same-o's allowed here tonight!  Here's a little smile maker for tonight:

    THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

    A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

    THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

    THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
    THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!

    Sorry about the all caps thing....

    1. Fluffymetal profile image79
      Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL big_smile

  6. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    that's funny!!!

  7. H.C Porter profile image80
    H.C Porterposted 8 years ago

    Best part of my day was when my husband turned up the radio while I was watching the kids play in the yard-and we danced (slow danced) in the driveway. Until the kids noticed and quickly broke us apart-but it was a change of pace that was quite enjoyable while it lasted. smile

  8. DevLin profile image59
    DevLinposted 8 years ago

    For you, Fluffy

    Millionaire was having a party and invited all his neighbors. At one point, he directed everyone’s attention to the pool to show off his fifteen foot alligator.
    “I’ll give anyone that wants, a million dollars to get in the pool and wrestle my alligator.”
    At that moment, the neighborhood redneck jumped in the pool, and the fight was on. Quickly climbing on its back, the redneck gouged the gator’s eyes, held his jaw back and covered its nostrils. The water splashing out of the pool, the redneck ends up getting thrown off and grabs the gator in a bear hug. Biting on its nose to cut off the air, punching it in the ribs, jabbing at its eyes, he keeps taking it under until it finally drowns. Swimming to the side of the pool, he climbs out as the millionaire approaches.
    “I guess I owe you a million dollars.”
    “Nah, that’s okay.”
    “What? You just wrestled my alligator! I owe you something. My Rolls? A Gold Card?”
    “Nah, I just need one thing.”
    “What’s that?”
    “The name of the sumbich that pushed me into the pool.”

    1. Fluffymetal profile image79
      Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL big_smile

  9. Lisa HW profile image65
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    After some pretty cold days and nights (especially for May - had to bring the pansies in for a few nights), I was absolutely happy to just be out on a beautiful, warm, day.  (Now THAT'S more like May!  smile  )

  10. Fluffymetal profile image79
    Fluffymetalposted 8 years ago

    How's your day?  Anything great happened yet?

  11. manlypoetryman profile image76
    manlypoetrymanposted 8 years ago

    mine...will be great in 1/2 hour...when I get off of work!
    How's your day...thus far?

    1. Fluffymetal profile image79
      Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm still in hanging out in the bed... coasting through my virtual life big_smile

  12. kmackey32 profile image67
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    You really do not wanna know the best part of my day... lmao

  13. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    still haven't done much - in my pj's; watched a movie; ate some jelly beans...checked this site out....one of those days i guess...things to do but....IDGARA

  14. Cagsil profile image80
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    All of it. There is not any reason to think that one part of the day would be better than another, regardless of what happens.

    If you let one portion of the day to be absolutely, resoundingly negative(or perceived it as), then what is the likelihood the rest of your day will even be noticed by you? hmm

    1. Fluffymetal profile image79
      Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hmmmm

      1. Cagsil profile image80
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I take it that was food for thought. lol lol lol

        1. Fluffymetal profile image79
          Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          still pondering the depth of it

          1. Cagsil profile image80
            Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Oh, okay. wink smile

    2. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      roll

      1. Cagsil profile image80
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Did you not understand something Kimberly? hmm

        1. profile image0
          kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          nice.

          1. Fluffymetal profile image79
            Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            How are you Kim?

 
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