Hey, thanks for asking!
I'd say...completing my exercise routine this morning. It felt terrific, and left me energized for the day!
(how about you?)
Helping my dad get the bathroom ready to paint. Not too exciting
Early morning ride through the meadow with my daughter...splendid! A bit chilly, but the warmth from the horses kept us warm.
Cheer up Fluffy.... How was/is your evening?
It gets better with each hour....
Now if I can just include an anti-aging aspect to those hours, it will be perfect
Well then, we better mix it all up then, eh! No same-o's allowed here tonight! Here's a little smile maker for tonight:
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
Sorry about the all caps thing....
Best part of my day was when my husband turned up the radio while I was watching the kids play in the yard-and we danced (slow danced) in the driveway. Until the kids noticed and quickly broke us apart-but it was a change of pace that was quite enjoyable while it lasted.
For you, Fluffy
Millionaire was having a party and invited all his neighbors. At one point, he directed everyone’s attention to the pool to show off his fifteen foot alligator.
“I’ll give anyone that wants, a million dollars to get in the pool and wrestle my alligator.”
At that moment, the neighborhood redneck jumped in the pool, and the fight was on. Quickly climbing on its back, the redneck gouged the gator’s eyes, held his jaw back and covered its nostrils. The water splashing out of the pool, the redneck ends up getting thrown off and grabs the gator in a bear hug. Biting on its nose to cut off the air, punching it in the ribs, jabbing at its eyes, he keeps taking it under until it finally drowns. Swimming to the side of the pool, he climbs out as the millionaire approaches.
“I guess I owe you a million dollars.”
“Nah, that’s okay.”
“What? You just wrestled my alligator! I owe you something. My Rolls? A Gold Card?”
“Nah, I just need one thing.”
“What’s that?”
“The name of the sumbich that pushed me into the pool.”
After some pretty cold days and nights (especially for May - had to bring the pansies in for a few nights), I was absolutely happy to just be out on a beautiful, warm, day. (Now THAT'S more like May! )
mine...will be great in 1/2 hour...when I get off of work!
How's your day...thus far?
I'm still in hanging out in the bed... coasting through my virtual life
You really do not wanna know the best part of my day... lmao
still haven't done much - in my pj's; watched a movie; ate some jelly beans...checked this site out....one of those days i guess...things to do but....IDGARA
All of it. There is not any reason to think that one part of the day would be better than another, regardless of what happens.
If you let one portion of the day to be absolutely, resoundingly negative(or perceived it as), then what is the likelihood the rest of your day will even be noticed by you?
by StrictlyQuotes 4 years ago
How to tell your parents you're dating a much older woman or man?When there's a HUGE age gap but it's time to introduce your new boyfriend or girlfriend to your parents. I think you should probably warn them beforehand? Any ideas about this topic?
by Mrs Lawretta White 14 years ago
The best part of my body is my nose and boobs, whats yours?
by lisasuniquevoice 8 years ago
What is the best part of your day?
by nasake 11 years ago
we are always so focused on the negatives, lets take time to share our positives! (feel free to answer this differently each day. )
by Ashi 6 years ago
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