My religion is the only right one, and I have the right to foist it on the rest of the world's population because otherwise they're all going to hell. There's no need to educate one's self, because we can always trust the government to make good decisions for us that have our well-being as the first priority. If I want to learn something new I'll just watch the news, they tell the pure, unadulterated truth all the time and save me a lot of time doing any of my own research. I'd love to participate more, but I have some video games to play...who needs a library anyway? Those things just encourage people to think, and that's a waste of time.
Actually, although I think that having a religion of some sort is essential (otherwise morality would be impossible wouldn't it?), it would be far better if we just adopted football as our new religion. That old man with the beard is so last millennium.
Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly are the only hope for this country. It is their willingness to tell the truth that offends the atheist left, who hate this great country anyway.
The Godless atheist liberals are trying to deny that this country was founded on Judeo-Christian beliefs, and that the founding fathers wanted us to have prayer in schools, and to add "one nation under God" to The Pledge.
We must take our beloved country back from these American hating, God hating, immoral, atheistic, delusional, elitist secularist.
May God bless America, and restore it to it's glory.
It's funny I should find this thread after just returning home from a trip to Lowes to buy grass seed with my wife... I think I'll play:
You're right, honey, today IS a perfect day to work in the back yard. Nothing says, "Hey, let's rake seed and dig in rock hard soil," like a bloated mass of fire swelling in the sky like a fat yellow dragon puking acid on you. Goddamn I am totally in the mood now, I hope it actually goes super nova so we can really enjoy the glory of summer."
We all have this sense that all changes that occur in nature are accompanied by an increase in dis-harmony or chaos.... basically and fundamentally, the tendency of matter and energy to disperse in disorder....
I've come to notice that there are certain traits that religious fanatic share, especially Christians.IrrationallityStubbornnessNot being able to answer a question directlyObnoxious quoting and misquoting the Bible...
It is my contention that the Christian religion (and specifically following Christ) is guaranteed to cause conflict, wars and ill will.As proof - I cite the last 1800 years - including the hubpages forums as evidence....