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Switch your argument day!

  1. wyanjen profile image83
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    Atheists, make a case for religion in this thread.
    GOP, defend Obama.
    Vegetarians, write a recipe that includes a cow.
    Hippies, defend war.


    Let's see how interesting this gets.....
    big_smile

    Ready, set, GO!

    1. profile image0
      cosetteposted 7 years agoin reply to this




      oOo, good idea! big_smile

      well Obama is reeely, reeely good-looking (said in Zoolander's voice)

      organized religion keeps people off the streets and gives them something safe to do with their hands, like holding hymnals

      Jan Brewer is intelligent, knowledgable and has her finger on the pulse of the illegal alien problem in Arizona

      i love Rush Limbaugh's, Ann Coulter's and Bill O'Reilly's seasoned, firebrand form of journalisim

      Joe Lieberman's position on the Internet is well thought-out and brilliant

      erasing history in textbooks just makes good sense!


      ***

      'k, that felt weird.

  2. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago

    Not understanding this actually. You clearly d0 not believe in MY GOD - so - you are not worth consideration.

    My god is THE GOD.

    So - I am right, and unless you agree - you are anti-American.

    YAY! MY GOD LOVES YOU!

    If you believe in Him.

    Great is GOD aND loving!

    rIGHT?

  3. Uninvited Writer profile image81
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    I think Sarah Palin is a strong and intelligent woman. She speaks the truth.  I'd vote for her!

    (I almost threw up there, are you satisfied?)

    1. wyanjen profile image83
      wyanjenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hee hee, very satisfied.
      lol

      you betcha!

  4. wyanjen profile image83
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    America - love it or leave it.

  5. ilmdamaily profile image72
    ilmdamailyposted 7 years ago

    Ski Iraq. Ski Afghanistan.

    It is good and right that we militarily occupy the poorest parts of the world.

    They don't need food. They don't need education. They need freedom - even if it kills them.

    They probably just hate us because they're hateful people.

    [ugh - I need a shower]

    1. wyanjen profile image83
      wyanjenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy096.gif

  6. wyanjen profile image83
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    Righteous morality cannot exist without the bible.

  7. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Not receiving an education will ensure I remain unemployed for the rest of my life!  um, oops.  I don't think I did that right...lol hmm

    1. Rafini profile image88
      Rafiniposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      it's my right to not receive an education!!

      (is that better?  lol)

  8. katiem2 profile image57
    katiem2posted 7 years ago

    I'm a veg head and think pork should be served at every meal, setting in the captains chair with a polka dot bow tie.... smile

  9. wyanjen profile image83
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    hee hee


    Star Trek is vastly superior to Star Wars.

    1. Rafini profile image88
      Rafiniposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile




      (never saw Star Wars....I'm a trekkie, I guess)

      1. wyanjen profile image83
        wyanjenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        who wins in a fight between Kirk and Picard?
        big_smile

        1. Rafini profile image88
          Rafiniposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          who's Picard?  Answer must be Kirk, cuz he has Spock.

    2. ilmdamaily profile image72
      ilmdamailyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh no you did not!

      Star Wars is better than Star Trek...in opposite land!

  10. wyanjen profile image83
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-forum/anyone.gif

  11. Aficionada profile image90
    Aficionadaposted 7 years ago

    Everything Star Trek and everything Star Wars is just absolutely wonderful and fascinating and delightful.  I can't wait to see what's next. zzzzzzzz. [Ooops]

  12. wychic profile image79
    wychicposted 7 years ago

    My religion is the only right one, and I have the right to foist it on the rest of the world's population because otherwise they're all going to hell. There's no need to educate one's self, because we can always trust the government to make good decisions for us that have our well-being as the first priority. If I want to learn something new I'll just watch the news, they tell the pure, unadulterated truth all the time and save me a lot of time doing any of my own research. I'd love to participate more, but I have some video games to play...who needs a library anyway? Those things just encourage people to think, and that's a waste of time.

    1. WryLilt profile image80
      WryLiltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ingredients:

      1 Cake
      1 Cow

      Method:
      Restrain cow and plant cake on face.

      ~The Vegetarian

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lmao

  13. thisisoli profile image54
    thisisoliposted 7 years ago

    God must exist, how else do you explain Keeley Hazel?

  14. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Love the dog slobber dislike the cuddly cats!   (NO!!!  NOT true!!!) yikes

    1. EmpressFelicity profile image77
      EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, cats suck big time.  And they dribble (actually, two of ours do dribble quite a lot as it happens lol)

  15. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    Islam spread peacefully throughout the world in a matter of seconds....

    and the Toronto Maple Leafs are not the greatest sports team EVER

    1. wyanjen profile image83
      wyanjenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hmmm.

      Seen Kids in the Hall?

      (He took me to a Leafs game and...)

  16. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    It woz god wot dunnit! smile

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      AMEN BRUVVER !!!

      1. EmpressFelicity profile image77
        EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah! 

        Actually, although I think that having a religion of some sort is essential (otherwise morality would be impossible wouldn't it?), it would be far better if we just adopted football as our new religion.  That old man with the beard is so last millennium.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          How dare you speak against MY GOD! GOD IS AWESOME!! HE WILL COME AND GET YOU FOR SUGGESTING FUTBOL!!!!

          GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE DIED FOR YOU!!!! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS WORSHIP HIM!!!

          I do agree about the morals though - it simply is not possible to have morals unless a priest tells you what to do. Very good point. big_smile

          1. EmpressFelicity profile image77
            EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            lol lol lol

            I love this thread

        2. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          It wuz god wot dunnit. smile

  17. Jeff Berndt profile image88
    Jeff Berndtposted 7 years ago

    Okay, I'll play.

    Freedom is only for people who agree with me. Everyone else should shut up and thank God that they're even allowed to exist.

  18. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

    and in recent news.....

    America has won their first EVER Soccer World Cup.

    Australia polls a 93% population of "Buddhism" as the main religion in homes during the last Census

    The French are considered the nicest people in the world in international polls.

    ....and finally Jamaica is the hot favourite to win the 'the Luge' in the next Olympic Games.

    Now back to you at the studio.....

  19. getitrite profile image79
    getitriteposted 7 years ago

    Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly are the only hope for this country.  It is their willingness to tell the truth that offends the atheist left, who hate this great country anyway.

    The Godless atheist liberals are trying to deny that this country was founded on Judeo-Christian beliefs, and that the founding fathers wanted us to have prayer in schools, and to add "one nation under God" to The Pledge.

    We must take our beloved country back from these American hating, God hating, immoral, atheistic, delusional, elitist secularist.

    May God bless America, and restore it to it's glory.

  20. Mrvoodoo profile image59
    Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago

    There's no better way to spend a Saturday night than sitting in with a few man-friends, a nice bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, and watching the entire Hugh Grant back-catalog of chick flicks.

    I just get so teary eyed.  And then afterwards we can all talk about our emotions and stuff.

    It's a beautiful thing.

    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *sheds tears of joyousness laughter*

    2. Jane@CM profile image61
      Jane@CMposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I just about peed my pants ROFLMAO

    3. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      AMEN BRUVVER!!! Ahm a-crying raht now. "About a boy" is on, and I have to........

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image59
        Mrvoodooposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I was a little worried at first about what you might be doing while watching 'About a boy'.  But then I realized that you had God in your heart.

        And there's nobody I'd trust more around small boys than a man of God.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Rightly so.... Righteous even.................

          Never - in the history of religion ---- has a man of god abused such a one.

          Never.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I am so confused now. big_smile big_smile big_smile

  22. Jane@CM profile image61
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    Nordstrom is the worst place to shop for shoes, so much so, I've switched it up to Walmart.

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I don't even understand this. In either persona. sad

  23. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

    I have discovered that I am a sex object, every time I ask a woman for sex.....she objects....... ba doom tish!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I can't recall hearing the cymbal played to well! smile

    2. wyanjen profile image83
      wyanjenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-music024.gif

  24. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...just woke up...i like this thread...see ya later....

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B7iJN32O15U/SKZxyE-0QGI/AAAAAAAAAQg/V42NDjI7vZU/s400/2261-Cool+Funny+Pictures+-+Photos+-+Hilarious+-+Humor+-+Images+-+.jpg

    this is the real problem with war.....they're everywhere...
    http://politicalintegritynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gaysmilitarycartoon.jpg

    Friday I quit my job...i'm the one on the right with the book in hand!  Ernest is beside me.....
    http://proudatheists.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mormons3.jpg

    i'm tossing out my album collection....'cause I hate rock & roll and dancing causes me to feel too good!
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2129175171_e902186b96.jpg

    it's sunday....off to teach the children...
    http://t4toby.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/marriagecode.gif

    1. wyanjen profile image83
      wyanjenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing017.gif

      That pigeon has a MAP

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i like your coffee person! (for real!)

  25. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    Bacon, who needs it?

  26. Shadesbreath profile image84
    Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago

    It's funny I should find this thread after just returning home from a trip to Lowes to buy grass seed with my wife... I think I'll play:

    You're right, honey, today IS a perfect day to work in the back yard.  Nothing says, "Hey, let's rake seed and dig in rock hard soil," like a bloated mass of fire swelling in the sky like a fat yellow dragon puking acid on you.  Goddamn I am totally in the mood now, I hope it actually goes super nova so we can really enjoy the glory of summer."

  27. wyanjen profile image83
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    I can't stand you guys.

    There is nothing remotely funny in any of these posts.
    I especially hate the cake faced cow.

  28. Rafini profile image88
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    d;luaed iai e a'sia eoh n dn ediure ??



    ehehehahahahahahm!!

  29. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

    I get standing ovations for all my past, present and future posts that are funny.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Of course you do!!
      You're a Melbournite. smile

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        wink

 
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