Atheists, make a case for religion in this thread.
GOP, defend Obama.
Vegetarians, write a recipe that includes a cow.
Hippies, defend war.
Let's see how interesting this gets.....
Ready, set, GO!
oOo, good idea!
well Obama is reeely, reeely good-looking (said in Zoolander's voice)
organized religion keeps people off the streets and gives them something safe to do with their hands, like holding hymnals
Jan Brewer is intelligent, knowledgable and has her finger on the pulse of the illegal alien problem in Arizona
i love Rush Limbaugh's, Ann Coulter's and Bill O'Reilly's seasoned, firebrand form of journalisim
Joe Lieberman's position on the Internet is well thought-out and brilliant
erasing history in textbooks just makes good sense!
'k, that felt weird.
Not understanding this actually. You clearly d0 not believe in MY GOD - so - you are not worth consideration.
My god is THE GOD.
So - I am right, and unless you agree - you are anti-American.
YAY! MY GOD LOVES YOU!
If you believe in Him.
Great is GOD aND loving!
I think Sarah Palin is a strong and intelligent woman. She speaks the truth. I'd vote for her!
(I almost threw up there, are you satisfied?)
Ski Iraq. Ski Afghanistan.
It is good and right that we militarily occupy the poorest parts of the world.
They don't need food. They don't need education. They need freedom - even if it kills them.
They probably just hate us because they're hateful people.
[ugh - I need a shower]
Not receiving an education will ensure I remain unemployed for the rest of my life! um, oops. I don't think I did that right...
I'm a veg head and think pork should be served at every meal, setting in the captains chair with a polka dot bow tie....
(never saw Star Wars....I'm a trekkie, I guess)
Oh no you did not!
Star Wars is better than Star Trek...in opposite land!
Everything Star Trek and everything Star Wars is just absolutely wonderful and fascinating and delightful. I can't wait to see what's next. zzzzzzzz. [Ooops]
My religion is the only right one, and I have the right to foist it on the rest of the world's population because otherwise they're all going to hell. There's no need to educate one's self, because we can always trust the government to make good decisions for us that have our well-being as the first priority. If I want to learn something new I'll just watch the news, they tell the pure, unadulterated truth all the time and save me a lot of time doing any of my own research. I'd love to participate more, but I have some video games to play...who needs a library anyway? Those things just encourage people to think, and that's a waste of time.
Love the dog slobber dislike the cuddly cats! (NO!!! NOT true!!!)
Islam spread peacefully throughout the world in a matter of seconds....
and the Toronto Maple Leafs are not the greatest sports team EVER
Actually, although I think that having a religion of some sort is essential (otherwise morality would be impossible wouldn't it?), it would be far better if we just adopted football as our new religion. That old man with the beard is so last millennium.
How dare you speak against MY GOD! GOD IS AWESOME!! HE WILL COME AND GET YOU FOR SUGGESTING FUTBOL!!!!
GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE DIED FOR YOU!!!! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS WORSHIP HIM!!!
I do agree about the morals though - it simply is not possible to have morals unless a priest tells you what to do. Very good point.
Okay, I'll play.
Freedom is only for people who agree with me. Everyone else should shut up and thank God that they're even allowed to exist.
and in recent news.....
America has won their first EVER Soccer World Cup.
Australia polls a 93% population of "Buddhism" as the main religion in homes during the last Census
The French are considered the nicest people in the world in international polls.
....and finally Jamaica is the hot favourite to win the 'the Luge' in the next Olympic Games.
Now back to you at the studio.....
Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly are the only hope for this country. It is their willingness to tell the truth that offends the atheist left, who hate this great country anyway.
The Godless atheist liberals are trying to deny that this country was founded on Judeo-Christian beliefs, and that the founding fathers wanted us to have prayer in schools, and to add "one nation under God" to The Pledge.
We must take our beloved country back from these American hating, God hating, immoral, atheistic, delusional, elitist secularist.
May God bless America, and restore it to it's glory.
There's no better way to spend a Saturday night than sitting in with a few man-friends, a nice bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, and watching the entire Hugh Grant back-catalog of chick flicks.
I just get so teary eyed. And then afterwards we can all talk about our emotions and stuff.
It's a beautiful thing.
BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *sheds tears of joyousness laughter*
AMEN BRUVVER!!! Ahm a-crying raht now. "About a boy" is on, and I have to........
I was a little worried at first about what you might be doing while watching 'About a boy'. But then I realized that you had God in your heart.
And there's nobody I'd trust more around small boys than a man of God.
Nordstrom is the worst place to shop for shoes, so much so, I've switched it up to Walmart.
I have discovered that I am a sex object, every time I ask a woman for sex.....she objects....... ba doom tish!
...just woke up...i like this thread...see ya later....
this is the real problem with war.....they're everywhere...
Friday I quit my job...i'm the one on the right with the book in hand! Ernest is beside me.....
i'm tossing out my album collection....'cause I hate rock & roll and dancing causes me to feel too good!
it's sunday....off to teach the children...
It's funny I should find this thread after just returning home from a trip to Lowes to buy grass seed with my wife... I think I'll play:
You're right, honey, today IS a perfect day to work in the back yard. Nothing says, "Hey, let's rake seed and dig in rock hard soil," like a bloated mass of fire swelling in the sky like a fat yellow dragon puking acid on you. Goddamn I am totally in the mood now, I hope it actually goes super nova so we can really enjoy the glory of summer."
I can't stand you guys.
There is nothing remotely funny in any of these posts.
I especially hate the cake faced cow.
I get standing ovations for all my past, present and future posts that are funny.
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