The top 5 ways not to make money on hubpages

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   seanorjohnposted 12 years ago

   Check out shadesbreath's hub on this topic. The man is a genius. he should be allowed to run the Alternative extreme makeover.

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      Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Sean,
      
      At least you could have provided the link to Shadesbreath's hub.
      
      You would have been helping yourself and Shades.
      
      Here is for you: http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Top-Five-Wa … f-Anti-SEO

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         seanorjohnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Cags, I deliberately avoided being helpful because my challenge is to concentrate on the social side of hubbing. I am determined to become a master of losing friends and alienating people.My  challenge is to lose all my 38 followers in 30 days.

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            Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Well, there is an easier way to do that.
            
            Just email every one of your followers can ask them to stop following you.

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               seanorjohnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Far too easy a solution. To be a true master of ineptitude it has to be done in a much more contrived and roundabout fashion. I didn't get where I am today by being logical.

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                  Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, that's obvious. Just from your words and your actions, speaks volumes about your plight and course.

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                     Kyrianaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     seanorjohn,
                     
                     Your plan is backfiring. You're gaining followers.  Had to be done, I take my laughs where I can get them :p

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                        seanorjohnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                        You are not being true to yourself by following me. I just read your hub where you claim to be a master procrastinator. You have revealed yourself to be a devious, backstabbing charlaton. No self respecting procastinator would make such a hasty decision. I will follow to check out how else you are trying to deceive the good people of hubpages. Then I will wreak all manner of revenge to inflict maximum public humiliation on you.  You have been warned.

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                           Kyrianaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                           that sounds familiar... did we used to date?

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                              seanorjohnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                              In your dreams........... or nightmares.

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            starme77posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            What the hell? Why would you want to isolate yerself - friends are important

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               Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Hey Starme, look at this post he left for someone else.
               
               

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            kmackey32posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            

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            Rochelle Frankposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I decided to fan you because of this... but discovered I am already a follower.  Yes, Shades presented his ideas very well... I am worried that people will NOT follow his advice and will start making a lot of money, and ignore all of us.
            Since reading it I have had my best earning week ever!  (only 8 bucks... but still...)

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               seanorjohnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Only 8 bucks! There are people out there who could bring up a family of 10 for 20 years on that kind of money.

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      Joy56posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      i seem to have found every way not to make money on hubpages, but i will read shadesbreath's article to see if i can earn even less than nothing
      ha ha

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   surf travelerposted 12 years ago

   Just read the hub, it was great. Had me laughing the coffee out my nose.

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      starme77posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      got a link?

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   DzyMsLizzyposted 12 years ago

   Yes--that was a hilarious hub--stumbled across it myself in my meanderings a week or so ago.  LOL

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      wildernessposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, I did too.  It's worth posting again, though for those that didn't catch it the first time around.

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         DzyMsLizzyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         absolutely!

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   Richieb799posted 12 years ago

   Barbwire G-String, that's classic

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   lrohnerposted 12 years ago

   LOL!!!!!
   
   The tags are even more hilarious than the hub! "Shadesbreath shouldn't drink and hub" "have you seen my baseball" "fast track to the trailer park". TOO FUNNY!

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   Adebounposted 12 years ago

   That was a very funny hub.. great way to start my journey here

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      starme77posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      yep - long as you like ,, do the opposite - don't let it confuse ya

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         seanorjohnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Starme, I can't compete with shades on the commercial side because some misguided fool clicked and got me 1 cent.This is why I need to prove myself as the most useless social hubber.That is why I must prove myself as the best at losing friends and alienating people.

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   starme77posted 12 years ago

   That - was Freaking Awesome - Thumbs Up For Shades on that one - now we have a place to send all the new guys questions to - thanks shades for giving us direction

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   Home Girlposted 12 years ago

   There is a more simple way of not making any money on Hubpages: do not publish anything!

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      dredhead117posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Aw, but where's the fun in that?

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   Shadesbreathposted 12 years ago

   Thanks for posting this Seanorjohn, that was a nice.  THanks to Cags for the link too.  Nice to get a little blast of traffic on it before it fades away do to lack of SEO. 

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      seanorjohnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Shades, don't think I don't know what your game is.You are thanking me so I lose out on being anti social hubber champion.
      You devious git.You are responsible , or you know which joker credited my account with 1 cent. Admit it.

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