World peace...the joke's on us

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   Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

   A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going
   to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
   
   So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was,
   walking slowly up to the holy site.
   
   She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave,
   using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
   
   "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?
   
   "Morris Feinberg," he replied.
   
   "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" 
   
   "For about 60 years."
   
   "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
   
   "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
   
   "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
   
   "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to
   love their fellow man."
   
   "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
   
   "Like I'm talking to a f***** wall."

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   srwnsonposted 8 years ago

   There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"
   
   Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.
   
   One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, "Humph! I'll fix her."
   
   He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!" At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.
   
   When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"

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   Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

    

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   klarawieckposted 8 years ago

   That's funny. LOL

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   Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

   They're both funny

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