Mark Knowles Fanclub Take Two!?!

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  1. DJ Funktual profile image79
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    How many of you would rejoin his fanclub if you could?

    He tells like it is, makes us laugh and look at that smile!!   tongue

    This is not a place to talk about the hubbers we like, oh no.

    This is serious business! 

    Only speak of Mark when you play here.... 

    AND NOW
    THE MARK KNOWLES FANCLUB IMPROVISED MANTRA

    There once a hubber named Mark,

  2. gamergirl profile image59
    gamergirlposted 10 years ago

    Who knew of holes on Noah's big Ark

  3. DJ Funktual profile image79
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    So he smuggled more monkeys in in the dark

  4. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    And even though he can be a bit of a snark.....

  5. Misha profile image69
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    He bit all spammers like a shark tongue

  6. funride profile image79
    funrideposted 10 years ago

    But he loves them big_smile.

    1. drummer boy profile image60
      drummer boyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      yes he loves them and thats why we all know him as Mark.

  7. Shirley Anderson profile image69
    Shirley Andersonposted 10 years ago

    Bravo!!

    Now that Mark has achieved celebrity status (officially), he's bound to change his profile pic to one in which he is sporting trendy sunglasses and a bikini clad starlet groupie.

    1. Eric Graudins profile image59
      Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      No Shirley,  his head will grow so large that he'll only be able to fit one nostril into his profile pic.
      Or perhaps those spammer chomping "Bugs Bunny" front teeth smile

      P.S. re the poetry.
      You guys are not quite as bad as the Vogons yet, but you're well on the way!

      P.P.S. If you don't know about the Vogons, check out the Vogon Poetry Generator:
      http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/v … rgen.shtml


      P.P.P.S. Here's a little something it created for Mark:

      See, see the Dead sky
      Marvel at its big Puce depths.
      Tell me, Mark Knowles do you
      Wonder why the Platypus ignores you?
      Why its foobly stare
      makes you feel Energised.
      I can tell you, it is
      Worried by your frongelous facial growth
      That looks like
      A Chicken.
      What's more, it knows
      Your varpid potting shed
      Smells of capsicum.
      Everything under the big Dead sky
      Asks why, why do you even bother?
      You only charm Rotten fishs.

      P.P.P.P.S.
      It's remarkably accurate isn't It !

  8. gamergirl profile image59
    gamergirlposted 10 years ago

    http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/peoples/peoples_495.gif

    Here's Mark's first groupie.

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image81
      Uninvited Writerposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      EEK!

  9. ripplemaker profile image82
    ripplemakerposted 10 years ago

    EEk is right.  Can't imagine Mark's groupie to look like that! lol

  10. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    You guys are nuts lol

    I am adding that poem to my personal blog immediately lol

    1. Eric Graudins profile image59
      Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I looked for your blog, markpnuts.com and couldn't find it.
      Perhaps I should register it and sell it to you for a quadillion or two.
      P.S. Do you have any blogs on Luxury Tent Sites?

  11. VioletSun profile image77
    VioletSunposted 10 years ago

    LOL!!!  Mark is right you guys are nuts and I love it! lol

  12. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    You were spelling it wrong that's all smile

    Mark P Nuts - Worried by your frongelus facial growth?

    1. VioletSun profile image77
      VioletSunposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I am off to sleep as it the a.m. on my side of the fence, but took a look at your link with the by now famous poem and Gamegirl's picture of your latest fan. I had to chuckle again. LOL!

  13. DJ Funktual profile image79
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    VOGONS LOL! 

    Okay...you ffffffffffffreaks  I juuussst  draaannk an entttiiiiiiiire btrotle (Hiccup) of Old Janxxx Spirittt.  THo  lookout cuzz heere comeeds sommmoore. (Hiccup)

    (IMPROVISATIONAL MANTRA TAKE II  (PLEASE add a (ana mana pia) to each line)
    sorry I was drunk when I wrote that, it's spelled Onomatopoeia.

    Mark Knowles is a (Hiccup) Hubber...

 
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