We are stupid people

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   saleheensblogposted 12 years ago

   write something that make no sense or that's very very funny.

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      pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      well thanks for confession but who is the other one ..on serious notes nice thread man...

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   saleheensblogposted 12 years ago

   I am hungry, eat me.

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      C.V.Rajanposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry. My kidney is full now. I ate my wife just a minute ago.

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   china manposted 12 years ago

   Too  much of this in the religious threads already !

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      pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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      C.V.Rajanposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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   ralwusposted 12 years ago

   the moon sings down through the blinds.
   i have a pair of plaid boxers on outside-in
   and my toenails are funky.
   i don't remember the name of my first love from
   high school, but i remember her titz..
   there is the rushing of blood through my hairy ears
   and somewhere the hyena laughs
   at the lion plucking an ostrich;
   there's no escaping this unreasonable affliction of joy.

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   saleheensblogposted 12 years ago

   ralwus' bottle is drunk now, it drunk 9 glass of ralwus and now bommitting in his previous post

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   ralwusposted 12 years ago

   'Twas smilling, and the sleethy teeves
   Did sture and wimble on the tung;
   All smimsy were the clavities,
   And the toothe trathes sweeckly outgrun.
   One-iyed dog wimsy walking
   waggisy taggisy tail stand upsy
   My Toothe Fairye dreams baconie
   things for her wimsy pupsy.
   Fairye sleeps not wanting to rise
   bounding the clock that wakes her.
   Hedging on snooze hit to lose
   and it's too late the tyme shakes her.

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I gotta read it again. It's beautiful, it flows like fine whiskey.

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      Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      This one and the one before were really good.  If those are yours, you have a gift for that sort of thing.  Seriously.  Very good.

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   Beth100posted 12 years ago

   

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   ralwusposted 12 years ago

   g'nite Beth.

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   Beth100posted 12 years ago

   Don't leave me CC!!!!  I changed, just for you!!

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    saleheensblogposted 12 years ago

    don't be changed, we have heart problems

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    all the more reason for me to change!

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       schoolgirlforrealposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Beth, no harm intended, but it's creepy seeing your avatar as a Man!
       Please put on something pretty! lol

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          Beth100posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I can't please everyone!  some like this one, others dislike it... then some like my bikini, and others dislike it!!  Maybe I should go a bit of both....photoshop time!
          
          
          @ lorlie --   maybe I can be you???  I'm trying to figure out who I really am!!

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    Rochelle Frankposted 12 years ago

    exchange hearts now-- almost 6 months to Ground hog's Day.

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    No, don't say that!!!

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    saleheensblogposted 12 years ago

    I can't digest heart

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    You have to breathe Saleheen!!!

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    saleheensblogposted 12 years ago

    I need my nostrils repaired

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       schoolgirlforrealposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       ok
       saleheens
       is a strange little man
       who cries about manhood
       wanting to be flattered
       yet through his sarcasm and not well-thought comments
       make him a laughing stock of the forums
       Hmmm I hope he doesn't get mad
       Oh well gotta go change my bloody pad
       Can you smell now that your nostrils are repaired?
       
       no pun intended

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    mythbusterposted 12 years ago

    I like Beth100's man avatar!

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    CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

    Clean your oysters for Christmas

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    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    Beth be Christoph, Christoph be Beth...Gawd Almighty!

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    Jeff Berndtposted 12 years ago

    Mizzen the keel starboard!

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Ah a nautical man I see!

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          Jeff Berndtposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Aye! Shovel more sails on the boiler!

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             earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Tell the first pal to up the sailboard and down the whiskey!
             
             I felt like one of the Three Stooges there for a minute!

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    Kathryn LJposted 12 years ago

    My feet are head-aching.

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       CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I put my head on backwards this morning

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          earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I tried to put my head on backwards this morning.
          
          How do you do it without all this blood?

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Stop standing on your brains you silly girl!

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    Kathryn LJposted 12 years ago

    When I was a kid my mum always used to shout it I was running about; 'If you break your leg, don't come running to me'.

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    earnestshubposted 12 years ago

    At the denis by John Lennon "In his own write" anyone?
    
    "Lay back in the neck chair madman and I'll excrete it"

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    earnestshubposted 12 years ago

    More Lennon.
    
    in the Jungle.
    
    Jumble Jim came dancing through the underpants. "Beat the bus Otumba" he cried.

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    timorousposted 12 years ago

    I wish I could get rid of this brain tumor in my leg.

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    CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

    I think that I will screw in a different brain tomorrow

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