We are stupid people

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  1. saleheensblog profile image61
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    write something that make no sense or that's very very funny.

    1. pisean282311 profile image61
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      well thanks for confession but who is the other one smile..on serious notes nice thread man...

  2. saleheensblog profile image61
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    I am hungry, eat me.

    1. C.V.Rajan profile image61
      C.V.Rajanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry. My kidney is full now. I ate my wife just a minute ago.

  3. profile image0
    china manposted 8 years ago

    Too  much of this in the religious threads already ! big_smile

    1. pisean282311 profile image61
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

    2. C.V.Rajan profile image61
      C.V.Rajanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      smile

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    the moon sings down through the blinds.
    i have a pair of plaid boxers on outside-in
    and my toenails are funky.
    i don't remember the name of my first love from
    high school, but i remember her titz..
    there is the rushing of blood through my hairy ears
    and somewhere the hyena laughs
    at the lion plucking an ostrich;
    there's no escaping this unreasonable affliction of joy.

  5. saleheensblog profile image61
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    ralwus' bottle is drunk now, it drunk 9 glass of ralwus and now bommitting in his previous post

  6. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    'Twas smilling, and the sleethy teeves
    Did sture and wimble on the tung;
    All smimsy were the clavities,
    And the toothe trathes sweeckly outgrun.
    One-iyed dog wimsy walking
    waggisy taggisy tail stand upsy
    My Toothe Fairye dreams baconie
    things for her wimsy pupsy.
    Fairye sleeps not wanting to rise
    bounding the clock that wakes her.
    Hedging on snooze hit to lose
    and it's too late the tyme shakes her.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I gotta read it again. It's beautiful, it flows like fine whiskey. smile

    2. Shadesbreath profile image82
      Shadesbreathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      This one and the one before were really good.  If those are yours, you have a gift for that sort of thing.  Seriously.  Very good.

  7. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    lol

  8. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    big_smile big_smile big_smile g'nite Beth.

  9. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Don't leave me CC!!!!  I changed, just for you!!

  10. saleheensblog profile image61
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    don't be changed, we have heart problems

  11. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    all the more reason for me to change!

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image80
      schoolgirlforrealposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Beth, no harm intended, but it's creepy seeing your avatar as a Man!
      Please put on something pretty! lol

      1. Beth100 profile image73
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I can't please everyone!  some like this one, others dislike it... then some like my bikini, and others dislike it!!  Maybe I should go a bit of both....photoshop time! lol


        @ lorlie -- lol  maybe I can be you???  I'm trying to figure out who I really am!!

  12. Rochelle Frank profile image95
    Rochelle Frankposted 8 years ago

    exchange hearts now-- almost 6 months to Ground hog's Day.

  13. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    No, don't say that!!! sad

  14. saleheensblog profile image61
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    I can't digest heart yikes

  15. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    You have to breathe Saleheen!!!

  16. saleheensblog profile image61
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    I need my nostrils repaired

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image80
      schoolgirlforrealposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ok
      saleheens
      is a strange little man
      who cries about manhood
      wanting to be flattered
      yet through his sarcasm and not well-thought comments
      make him a laughing stock of the forums
      Hmmm I hope he doesn't get mad
      Oh well gotta go change my bloody pad
      Can you smell now that your nostrils are repaired?
      wink smile
      no pun intended hmm

  17. mythbuster profile image82
    mythbusterposted 8 years ago

    I like Beth100's man avatar!

  18. CMHypno profile image93
    CMHypnoposted 8 years ago

    Clean your oysters for Christmas

  19. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    Beth be Christoph, Christoph be Beth...Gawd Almighty! wink

  20. Jeff Berndt profile image88
    Jeff Berndtposted 8 years ago

    Mizzen the keel starboard!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ah a nautical man I see! smile

      1. Jeff Berndt profile image88
        Jeff Berndtposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Aye! Shovel more sails on the boiler!

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol lol Tell the first pal to up the sailboard and down the whiskey!

          I felt like one of the Three Stooges there for a minute! lol

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    Kathryn LJposted 8 years ago

    My feet are head-aching.

    1. CMHypno profile image93
      CMHypnoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I put my head on backwards this morning

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I tried to put my head on backwards this morning.

        How do you do it without all this blood? smile

    2. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Stop standing on your brains you silly girl! smile

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    Kathryn LJposted 8 years ago

    When I was a kid my mum always used to shout it I was running about; 'If you break your leg, don't come running to me'.

  23. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    At the denis by John Lennon "In his own write" anyone?

    "Lay back in the neck chair madman and I'll excrete it"

  24. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    More Lennon.

    in the Jungle.

    Jumble Jim came dancing through the underpants. "Beat the bus Otumba" he cried.

  25. timorous profile image81
    timorousposted 8 years ago

    I wish I could get rid of this brain tumor in my leg. roll

  26. CMHypno profile image93
    CMHypnoposted 8 years ago

    I think that I will screw in a different brain tomorrow

 
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