A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."
Just a funny joke!
That is OBSCENE.
Surely writers get paid after they die !!
Once I lived under the misconception that I would make money this side of death, but to think that there is an eternity with little reward ahead of me isn't very inspiring.
Still, great pain makes great stories
A look of despair appeared on her face but wait there is another door just in sight.
As she enters the door there is a beauty she has never seen before --- no writers -- no readers
"ah I don't need heaven or hell to live happily ever after"
but wait no readers - no turmoil - no despair
what will i write about and why?
Glad everyone like it... I guess we don't write for money, but because we are passionate people. Now that is irreplaceable and better than money can buy... making money out of it is just the icing on the cake!
Yeah !! We write just to express ourselves and our beliefs.
by davidkaluge5 years ago
It seems we often ignore the other creatures when we talk about heaven and hell. We know that some Animals were saved from Noah's flood. Then will the animals die and be forgotten or will they go to heaven or hell...
by cakedew6 years ago
Asking Buddhism, Islam, Christian and Hinduism... What will Happen....What will happen to pretty nice guy that live his life with good moral compass.He not killing anyone...He not cheating anyone...He always help people...
by Emile R6 years ago
Everyone keeps talking about who gets to go which way; and I realized no one has ever said where they think either is. I'd be interested in the thoughts of those who think we go straight to heaven or hell when we die....
by Baileybear6 years ago
how do believers think they would feel going to heaven without their unsaved loved ones - wouldn't it be upsetting?
by pisean2823112 years ago
Yesterday met a religious guy who is muslim...He claims that only followers of Islam have possibility of going to heaven...what r ur views on such claims?
by Brett Foster6 years ago
I have always hated the "Got Jesus, better get some or you’re going to hell" speeches with a passion certain religious groups live by. It is not that I don't believe in God, or Christianity, it is just that...
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