Just Answer the Question...Why does...

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  1. KCC Big Country profile image74
    KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago

    Why does what take so long? smile  If it's a watched pot....it'll never boil!

    Why does the family who can least afford it go OUT to eat 3 times a day?

  2. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    that is common sense for you today smile

    why do the  clouds gather thick on a bright sunny day?

  3. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    They really like to rain on your parade.

    Why do some fruits and vegetables go bad so quickly?

  4. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    They don't keep for long

    why does the rain never stop?

  5. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because someone left the sprinkler going.

    Why does my leg itch?

  6. Greek One profile image65
    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    Because your 'sprinkler' is trickling stuff down it.

    Why do men have nipples?

  7. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because there's never enough to play with big_smile

    Why is an orange called an orange?

  8. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because the chicken came before the egg neutral

    Why does body odor smell bad?

  9. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    because it doesn't smell good   

    (what can I say...it's two a.m. and I am tired, smile  )

    why did the chicken cross the road?

  10. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    To get to the other side or because the sign said cross roads smile

    Why do the birds sing so sweetly in the morning?

  11. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because they get tired of the same old tunes later in the day. big_smile

    Why does no one pay attention to car alarms anymore?

    1. vietnamvet68 profile image60
      vietnamvet68posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      they are use to the noize, so no one cares.

      Why do birds sing so early in the morning?

  12. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    Why do birds sing so early in the morning?


    Because they do not want to miss the dawn chorus.

    Why do hyenas laugh?

  13. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Because they are jack asses..

    Why does the willow weep?

  14. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because the maple trees made fun of it. sad

    Why does someone paint the exterior of their house in such hideously inappropriate colours.

  15. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Because they don't have to to advice them

    why does there have to be so many questions?

  16. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because one thing leads to another smile

    Why do you ask?

  17. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Because it needs an answer

    why does there seem to be so many answers?

  18. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because the mind makes so many associations.

    Why don't we go on to a different topic? big_smile

  19. lex123 profile image83
    lex123posted 14 years ago

    Because we prefer to be here.


    Why don't you write another hub today?

  20. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because i'm too happy that i wouldn't be able to complete a new hub.

    Why is timorous doing this to us?

  21. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Timorous is fun loving  and likes all to have fun.. that is why I guess..


    why does being so delirious not allow you to  write a hub? big_smile( just curious)

  22. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because your mind is cluttered with rainbow and you can't stop singing beautiful songs, it will be hard to focus on a blank computer screen with the cursor blinking up on you.

    why is it never ending?

  23. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Because rainbows never end as long as song are there in the heart... ( a pretty extinct soul answer.. lol)

    where have all the birdies gone...no songs in the mornings??

  24. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    They're all attending a professional aviary conference.

    Why do fanatics line up the night before to be the first to have some newfangled item?

  25. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because they were too excited for the newfangled item that they can't sleep so there's nothing left for them to do but to line up

    why are there many questions than answers?

  26. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    It is easier to ask than give reasons.

    why does stillness sometimes seem bad?

  27. yolanda yvette profile image59
    yolanda yvetteposted 14 years ago

    Because we're more accustomed to busyness.

    Why are the 'Jersey Shore' cast considered celebs.

    1. Greek One profile image65
      Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Because inbreeding is rampant amongst reality tv viewers

      How many Big Macs can you eat in a single sitting?

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        one happy meal

        Will they terminate you if you eat Papa Johns while you are working at Pizza Hut?

  28. KCC Big Country profile image74
    KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago

    only if you get caught


    Why does an overly tired person seem to have a knack for talking on and on?

  29. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    because they don't know what they are doing any more

    Why does the silly things you do catch up on you?

    1. Druid Dude profile image60
      Druid Dudeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Karma, because it is always circular.


      Why does history repeat itself, didn't we hear it the first time?

  30. Moonchild60 profile image76
    Moonchild60posted 14 years ago

    Why does a woman always blame the "other woman" instead of the Guy?

  31. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    May be we didn't hear it well enough nor learn from it well enough that it had to repeat itself again and again  smile

    why do you need to let sleeping dogs lie?

  32. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because you wouldn't want to know the real truth. smile

    Why does styrofoam create static electricity?

  33. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    Because Styrofoam easily attract electrons from other materials specially when rubbed.

    Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

  34. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because we're all oxymorons lol

    Why does the instruction manual for a device manufactured in an Asian country usually result in more laughs than instruction?

  35. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Because  they are meant to cheer you up.. Asilish is funny language big_smile   honestly it is meant to be that way  lol

    Why does the week end so fast?

  36. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because your busy.

    Why do people get jealous on other peoples success?

  37. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Because they have poor self esteem

    Why does a baby want the mother more than the father?

    1. Greek One profile image65
      Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Have you compared the breast size of the two sexes?

      Speaking of which, do you think heterosexuality would be doomed if men started getting chest implants?

      1. sofs profile image70
        sofsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol Greek only you can come up with stuff like this...
        no I am not playing this game .. lol

  38. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ..hetros will be spared...some men already have man boobs without implants...

    speaking of which GO, do you think there's money to be made off manzeers?

    1. Greek One profile image65
      Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I've already spent $2000 on manzeers, so yes... it is a good business to get into.

      Did you know Colonel Sanders was a vegetarian?

  39. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ....good to know about the 2K...the colonel was indeed and he also liked the herb 'a lot'...that's why the man boobs i hear....i could make a lot of dough....(long sentence btw)

    Wonder why there are no 'b' batteries...'b' for bad?

  40. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    All the others become B [for bad] when they expire.

    Why does that piece of scotch tape stick to itself right after you tear it off the roll? big_smile

  41. yolanda yvette profile image59
    yolanda yvetteposted 14 years ago

    Because it's rebellious

    Why do people who have bad breath always refresh gum or mints?

  42. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    To make you feel good

    why does your sneaker always have gum when you have to have it washed?

    1. waynet profile image71
      waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Because it's teeth fell out!

      Why do tea bags look like tea bags?

  43. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because they don't know any better.

    Why does it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?

  44. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Oh boy.. make up your mind whether you want it to go or come...

    Because its gonna go any ways

    why does the music always sound louder when you are trying hard to sleep?

  45. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    coming from one who has stayed up for midnight shifts: because, as the body goes into rest mode sounds become heightened and 'blast' the ear drums.

    Why do ducks float?

  46. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    cause they love to stay on top

    Why do partying neighbors always annoy you?

  47. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because they know you're a party pooper.

    Why are no two snowflakes the same?

  48. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    because you are too cold to make much of it

    why does the same activity sound uninteresting without friends?

  49. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because friends were the reason why that activity has been so fun and interesting.

    Why is happiness so contagious? big_smile

  50. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because you can't get sick of it big_smile

    Why does my dinner get cold so quickly?

 
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