Why does what take so long? If it's a watched pot....it'll never boil!
Why does the family who can least afford it go OUT to eat 3 times a day?
that is common sense for you today
why do the clouds gather thick on a bright sunny day?
They really like to rain on your parade.
Why do some fruits and vegetables go bad so quickly?
Because someone left the sprinkler going.
Why does my leg itch?
Because your 'sprinkler' is trickling stuff down it.
Why do men have nipples?
Because there's never enough to play with
Why is an orange called an orange?
Because the chicken came before the egg
Why does body odor smell bad?
because it doesn't smell good
(what can I say...it's two a.m. and I am tired, )
why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side or because the sign said cross roads
Why do the birds sing so sweetly in the morning?
Because they get tired of the same old tunes later in the day.
Why does no one pay attention to car alarms anymore?
they are use to the noize, so no one cares.
Why do birds sing so early in the morning?
Why do birds sing so early in the morning?
Because they do not want to miss the dawn chorus.
Why do hyenas laugh?
Because the maple trees made fun of it.
Why does someone paint the exterior of their house in such hideously inappropriate colours.
Because they don't have to to advice them
why does there have to be so many questions?
Because it needs an answer
why does there seem to be so many answers?
Because the mind makes so many associations.
Why don't we go on to a different topic?
Because we prefer to be here.
Why don't you write another hub today?
because i'm too happy that i wouldn't be able to complete a new hub.
Why is timorous doing this to us?
Timorous is fun loving and likes all to have fun.. that is why I guess..
why does being so delirious not allow you to write a hub? ( just curious)
because your mind is cluttered with rainbow and you can't stop singing beautiful songs, it will be hard to focus on a blank computer screen with the cursor blinking up on you.
why is it never ending?
Because rainbows never end as long as song are there in the heart... ( a pretty extinct soul answer.. lol)
where have all the birdies gone...no songs in the mornings??
They're all attending a professional aviary conference.
Why do fanatics line up the night before to be the first to have some newfangled item?
because they were too excited for the newfangled item that they can't sleep so there's nothing left for them to do but to line up
why are there many questions than answers?
It is easier to ask than give reasons.
why does stillness sometimes seem bad?
Because we're more accustomed to busyness.
Why are the 'Jersey Shore' cast considered celebs.
Because inbreeding is rampant amongst reality tv viewers
How many Big Macs can you eat in a single sitting?
one happy meal
Will they terminate you if you eat Papa Johns while you are working at Pizza Hut?
only if you get caught
Why does an overly tired person seem to have a knack for talking on and on?
because they don't know what they are doing any more
Why does the silly things you do catch up on you?
Karma, because it is always circular.
Why does history repeat itself, didn't we hear it the first time?
Why does a woman always blame the "other woman" instead of the Guy?
May be we didn't hear it well enough nor learn from it well enough that it had to repeat itself again and again
why do you need to let sleeping dogs lie?
Because you wouldn't want to know the real truth.
Why does styrofoam create static electricity?
Because Styrofoam easily attract electrons from other materials specially when rubbed.
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Because we're all oxymorons
Why does the instruction manual for a device manufactured in an Asian country usually result in more laughs than instruction?
Because they are meant to cheer you up.. Asilish is funny language honestly it is meant to be that way
Why does the week end so fast?
because your busy.
Why do people get jealous on other peoples success?
Because they have poor self esteem
Why does a baby want the mother more than the father?
Have you compared the breast size of the two sexes?
Speaking of which, do you think heterosexuality would be doomed if men started getting chest implants?
..hetros will be spared...some men already have man boobs without implants...
speaking of which GO, do you think there's money to be made off manzeers?
....good to know about the 2K...the colonel was indeed and he also liked the herb 'a lot'...that's why the man boobs i hear....i could make a lot of dough....(long sentence btw)
Wonder why there are no 'b' batteries...'b' for bad?
All the others become B [for bad] when they expire.
Why does that piece of scotch tape stick to itself right after you tear it off the roll?
Because it's rebellious
Why do people who have bad breath always refresh gum or mints?
To make you feel good
why does your sneaker always have gum when you have to have it washed?
Because they don't know any better.
Why does it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?
Oh boy.. make up your mind whether you want it to go or come...
Because its gonna go any ways
why does the music always sound louder when you are trying hard to sleep?
coming from one who has stayed up for midnight shifts: because, as the body goes into rest mode sounds become heightened and 'blast' the ear drums.
Why do ducks float?
cause they love to stay on top
Why do partying neighbors always annoy you?
Because they know you're a party pooper.
Why are no two snowflakes the same?
because you are too cold to make much of it
why does the same activity sound uninteresting without friends?
because friends were the reason why that activity has been so fun and interesting.
Why is happiness so contagious?
Because you can't get sick of it
Why does my dinner get cold so quickly?
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