Just Answer the Question...Why does...

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   sofsposted 14 years ago

   coz you didn't (h)eat it
   
   why does the cribbing catch up so fast?

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   'cause the other person was impatient.
   
   why does the radiator make those knocking sounds?

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   sofsposted 14 years ago

   cause it is too heated up and knocked out
   
   why does the stomach rumble so?

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   It wants to get stuffed
   
   why do I waste so much time with this frivolity?

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   sofsposted 14 years ago

   coz you are frivolous
   
   why does the cock crow and not the crow crow?

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   They both crow...it's time to get up!
   
   Why do two wrongs never make a right?

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   saleheensblogposted 14 years ago

   wrongs can't turn aside
   Why do you show us feet?

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   Charlotte Jewellposted 14 years ago

   Because my feet are pretty.
   
   Why is the snow not settling where I am?

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   Because the wind is blowing too hard.
   
   
   
   Why does the moon shine white and the sun shines yellow?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    because the moon is like a Perl and sun a ball of gold.. Hi Beth !!!
    
    Why do we miss our friends by a few hours on these threads?

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Blame it on the time zones!!! 
    
    Hi Sofs! 
    
    
    How far does the light of the sun shine?

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    as far as i can see.
    
    What has feathers and happens to be deadly from long range?

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Me. 
    
    
    Hey Steven!
    
    glad to see you tonight...but i'm heading off!  xoxo

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       aw thats a shame. it seems like i alway keep missing you lately when yor about to leave.  oh well, its like the old saying goes, good things are worth waiting for.   Anyways, you have a goodnight beth, and don't let the bed bugs bite.  xoxoxo

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Like your kitty outfit steve.  I miss you.  Early mornings for the rest of the year right up until spring time.    that means no staying up late!! 
    
    hopefully it won't be bed bugs that bite!!! 
    
    have a good night!  xox

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    
    
    why is this happening?

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Isn't it suppose to?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Yes it is, Beth
    
    What is that place where the sun don't shine?

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    In a room of a depressed person.
    
    Why do I feel like I'm an alien here?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    cause you are Extinct and now only your ghost is here...
    
    Why does get it so difficult to get the sales talk going?

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because no one really knows how to listen.
    
    Why do cockroaches fly when it's going to rain?

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    ediggityposted 14 years ago

    because they are mad they can't carry umbrellas.
    
    Why do we sleep?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    cause we cant keep our eyes open any longer and some shut eye is needed for the body
    
    Why does the sun find it hard to shine through the clouds on some days?

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       yolanda yvetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It's not finding it hard.  It's just being polite and allowing the clouds their space.
       
       Why do we stay up hubbing late at night when we should be sleeping?

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          sofsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Cause we love to hub and HP is a lovely place and we are happy  here
          
          why do we find the best of friends at HP and not on other sites?

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    saishposted 14 years ago

    because nobody out here is foolish to simply do this there is a reason behind it

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    @sofs: Cause budding writers are witty and intelligent
    
    Why does Jimmy crack corn, and yet I still don't care?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Cause both jimmy and you are crazy... what else can I say..
    
    why does the sun seems to shine so bright when you are happy?

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because when you're happy, the eye was a lot wider than when you're sad. muscles attached to the iris expand, and the diameter of the pupil becomes larger so more light can enter. (whew!)
    
    Why do people cling to insults or what they thought as insult?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Cause they want to be miserable.. we seem to naturally have an affinity for the negative stuff... and have to learn to move away from that to the positives
    
    Why does the cold outside freeze you inside?

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    ahorsebackposted 14 years ago

    It depends on where you are , in the lower forty eight they don't make noise but I've read and heard in the far north they do !
    
    Why do we ask why , when everyone really does know the answer?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because there's always a handful of people who have been living under a rock.
    
    Why does cold water seem heavier than hot water?

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Because it is (it's not steaming away). 
    
    
    Why do dogs bark and cats meow and horses neigh when they really don't?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Cause you keep hearing them
    
    why does the sky look so unfriendly and distant?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because the clouds disagree with your point of view.
    
    Why does old furniture smell like that?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    because they are old and need to be aired out..,
    
    Why doesn't joking aid any serious conversation?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because one person is being evasive.
    
    Why does eating too quickly cause hiccups?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    coz you  are just trying to down something without taking in what is going in...
    
    Why does resistance feel like steel?

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    prairieprincessposted 14 years ago

    Because compliance feels like clouds.
    
    Why do men like to watch sports?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Because they would become game otherwise 
    
    Why does it feel like sand in the mouth when you watch a person fall degrees below your expectation?

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    Because when they fall, their body tossed the imaginary sand on the ground of expectation to the half-opened mouth of the watcher.
    
    
    Why do couples sway their holding hands when they walk together?

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    Beege215eposted 14 years ago

    when you walk you swing your hands for balanced, those are obviously well balanced lovers
    
    
    Is is good if your vacumn cleaner really sucks?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    I've always thought so.
    
    Why can't I wipe that shadow off the wall?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Coz its yours..
    
    why does the dog say woof?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    A limited vocabulary, I guess
    
    why does sunshine on a cold and windy day still feel cold?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Because you are not letting sunshine to warm you up I guess, try standing out in the sun 
    
    Why does every thing look bleak in cold weather?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because the sun isn't there to warm the true colours of nature.
    
    Why does a new carpet smell like that?

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       C.J. Wrightposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Because old carpet smells like "THIS". New carpet smells like "THAT". It's a this or that fallacy.
       
       What number comes after the letter B?

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    3
    
    why do 'pigs fly' ?

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because it's starting to freeze in hell.
    
    
    Why are dogs noses always wet?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Coz they sweat.. and sweat real hard..
    
    why does it take so much effort for people to be good to one another?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because they're thinking of themselves first.
    
    Why does a violin playing elicit so many different emotions?

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    shimmering Dawnposted 14 years ago

    cause it is music at its best
    
    why does a tree in full bloom makes the sky look pale?

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Because they are dressed in all of God's Glory.
    
    why does an octopus have eight legs?/ tenacles?

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