Just Answer the Question...Why does...

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   sofsposted 14 years ago

   to catch you and eat you up my dear
   
   why does time run away so fast?

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   bewilderizeposted 14 years ago

   Because when we are truly living life, we don't pay attention to it. It's when we stop living life, even for a moment, that we realize time has run away from of us.
   
   Why does a drive-up ATM machine have Braille instructions?

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   A curious design flaw.
   
   Why does oatmeal porridge sometimes have the consistency of glue?

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   sofsposted 14 years ago

   Cause you have cooked it twice over..
   Hi Tim
   
   why does the gift of flowers make some days more beautiful than others?

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   Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

   Because flower alone is so beautiful, making it as a gift made it so beautiful x2..
   
   Why do we get sad after a day of extatic happiness?

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   sofsposted 14 years ago

   Coz joy and sorrow follow each other
   
   why does work never seem to end?

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   Because chores are seemingly endless and time-consuming.
   
   why does a bird sing so sweetly?

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   sofsposted 14 years ago

   Becoz the eat fruits and sometimes honey from the flowers..
   
   Why does the day never seem to end?

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   timorousposted 14 years ago

   Because you're staying up too late.
   
   Why does reading a book seem more relaxing than reading online?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Coz you can read it lying on bed...
    I need to sleep ... just a few more minutes..
    
    Why does waiting seem sooooooooo long?

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Because holding and turning pages feels more user-friendly,and you can put it down for 10 mins ,and know you dont need all the fuss an bother of restarting, rebooting, or being distracted by other techy gloop..
    
    
    Why do people ask how you are, but dont know what to say ,when you reply 'I feel terrible'

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because you caught them off-guard.
    
    Why do some people not answer the question 'How Are You', after you've stated your answer to the same question?

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       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       'Because they had aready presummed to know your answer.
       
       
       Why are some people afraid to grow old?

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    shimmering Dawnposted 14 years ago

    Coz they have got the answer they need..
    
    why does sleep evade you?

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Because my mind is still working.
    
    Why do some people sleep too long?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    To avoid having to do something
    
    Why do we carry on with this frivolous nonsense?

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    shimmering Dawnposted 14 years ago

    coz we enjoy it
    
    why do we miss it when we dont?

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Because our minds are addicted to attachment.
    
    Why does my dog bite at her leg?

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    Toby Hansenposted 14 years ago

    Because she gets in trouble for biting yours.
    
    Why do they not put the Euro symbol on keyboards?

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       Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Because 'they' aren't as savy as 'we' are
    
    why do turtles move slowly?

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    pilesnowayposted 14 years ago

    they believe in the saying "slowly but surely"
    
    why do hotDOGS don't bark?

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Because they're giving the Buns the silent treatment.
    
    why was canned SPAM so popular in the 50's?

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    pilesnowayposted 14 years ago

    Baby Boomers loved them and they haven't met CAPTCHA yet! yeah!
    
    why did plants versus zombies became a hit?

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    Toby Hansenposted 14 years ago

    Because it was just that bad.
    
    Why do we say inside out instead of outside in?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    inside out is what we dont see often
    
    why do things look bad after they are done?

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    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    because we did not take the time to think things through
    
    Why is the weekend only two days long.

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    So as not to give a false sense of open-ended freedom.
    
    Why do rechargeable batteries not stay charged if they're not used right away?

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    because it's their revenge for ignoring them.
    
    Why do some people believe that humans really originated from apes?

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    because it doesn't logically make sense that it would be the other way around
    
    
    why do potatoes never protest getting mashed?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because they're thin-skinned.
    
    Why does most consumer electronics not use knobs anymore?

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    Toby Hansenposted 14 years ago

    Because too many people sat around playing with them.
    
    Why does "one size fits all" not?

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    pilesnowayposted 14 years ago

    'cause many will look like clothes hangers...
    
    why birds don't purr?

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Because they are a little hoarse
    
    Why do people say, "you're the cat's meow"?

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    pilesnowayposted 14 years ago

    because it's better than saying your the horse neigh...
    
    why do vampires suck blood?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because they're so much better at most other things.
    
    Why does a toilet seat sometimes not stay up?

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    bewilderizeposted 14 years ago

    because when a toilet flushes, gravity is off balance in the universe causing it to fall or stay up
    
    why do mens bikes have a bar in the front and women's don't?

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    Men always want to have something that women don't, so they put bars in their bikes front to make it different..
    
    Why is it hard to have a debate with an atheist?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    The have closed their minds and hearts to any other opinion... or experience..
    
    Why does it feel good to sand pitt while you have so much work?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    It's called guilty pleasures, my dear
    
    Why does mincemeat not contain meat?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    cause it is filled with sweetmeat mince
    
    why does the sky look so blue but it is yet so cold..?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because it's getting frost bitten.
    
    why does my dog snore quietly?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    your dog has got his silencer in place
    
    why does my dog walk around like she owns the place?

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Because she's a stockbroker in disguise, and is using her hidden wealth to secretly pay down your mortgage.
    
    Why did I create such a long answer?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    you are too sleep y to know what you are saying haha..that is why
    
    Why does the sun play hide and seek?

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    zzronposted 14 years ago

    A. Because it can.
    
    Q. How long is forever?
    

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Until I change my mind.
    
    Why does the night before Christmas seem so long when you're a kid?

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    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    because kids are impatient.
    
    Why is it snowing so much?

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    because mother nature has had one drink too many last night and fell asleep with the snow faucet on again!
    
    How do nasty christmas shoppers, and nasty people sleep at night?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Nastily of course but there is no such things as a nasty Christmas shopper ..or nasty people ... all are good if treated well
    
    why do people like to make things appear feverish ?

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    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    because they are dramatic.
    
      Why cant we all be nice..............

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    I wish too!!  at least because it is Christmas.. even if we cannot agree over things...
    
    Cause we think we are right all the time...
    
    why does love make things look great even if it wasn't?

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