to catch you and eat you up my dear
why does time run away so fast?
Because when we are truly living life, we don't pay attention to it. It's when we stop living life, even for a moment, that we realize time has run away from of us.
Why does a drive-up ATM machine have Braille instructions?
A curious design flaw.
Why does oatmeal porridge sometimes have the consistency of glue?
Cause you have cooked it twice over..
Hi Tim
why does the gift of flowers make some days more beautiful than others?
Because flower alone is so beautiful, making it as a gift made it so beautiful x2..
Why do we get sad after a day of extatic happiness?
Coz joy and sorrow follow each other
why does work never seem to end?
Because chores are seemingly endless and time-consuming.
why does a bird sing so sweetly?
Becoz the eat fruits and sometimes honey from the flowers..
Why does the day never seem to end?
Because you're staying up too late.
Why does reading a book seem more relaxing than reading online?
Coz you can read it lying on bed...
I need to sleep ... just a few more minutes..
Why does waiting seem sooooooooo long?
Because holding and turning pages feels more user-friendly,and you can put it down for 10 mins ,and know you dont need all the fuss an bother of restarting, rebooting, or being distracted by other techy gloop..
Why do people ask how you are, but dont know what to say ,when you reply 'I feel terrible'
Because you caught them off-guard.
Why do some people not answer the question 'How Are You', after you've stated your answer to the same question?
Coz they have got the answer they need..
why does sleep evade you?
Because my mind is still working.
Why do some people sleep too long?
To avoid having to do something
Why do we carry on with this frivolous nonsense?
Because our minds are addicted to attachment.
Why does my dog bite at her leg?
Because she gets in trouble for biting yours.
Why do they not put the Euro symbol on keyboards?
Because 'they' aren't as savy as 'we' are
why do turtles move slowly?
they believe in the saying "slowly but surely"
why do hotDOGS don't bark?
Because they're giving the Buns the silent treatment.
why was canned SPAM so popular in the 50's?
Baby Boomers loved them and they haven't met CAPTCHA yet! yeah!
why did plants versus zombies became a hit?
Because it was just that bad.
Why do we say inside out instead of outside in?
inside out is what we dont see often
why do things look bad after they are done?
because we did not take the time to think things through
Why is the weekend only two days long.
So as not to give a false sense of open-ended freedom.
Why do rechargeable batteries not stay charged if they're not used right away?
because it's their revenge for ignoring them.
Why do some people believe that humans really originated from apes?
because it doesn't logically make sense that it would be the other way around
why do potatoes never protest getting mashed?
Because they're thin-skinned.
Why does most consumer electronics not use knobs anymore?
Because too many people sat around playing with them.
Why does "one size fits all" not?
'cause many will look like clothes hangers...
why birds don't purr?
Because they are a little hoarse
Why do people say, "you're the cat's meow"?
because it's better than saying your the horse neigh...
why do vampires suck blood?
Because they're so much better at most other things.
Why does a toilet seat sometimes not stay up?
because when a toilet flushes, gravity is off balance in the universe causing it to fall or stay up
why do mens bikes have a bar in the front and women's don't?
Men always want to have something that women don't, so they put bars in their bikes front to make it different..
Why is it hard to have a debate with an atheist?
The have closed their minds and hearts to any other opinion... or experience..
Why does it feel good to sand pitt while you have so much work?
It's called guilty pleasures, my dear
Why does mincemeat not contain meat?
cause it is filled with sweetmeat mince
why does the sky look so blue but it is yet so cold..?
Because it's getting frost bitten.
why does my dog snore quietly?
your dog has got his silencer in place
why does my dog walk around like she owns the place?
Because she's a stockbroker in disguise, and is using her hidden wealth to secretly pay down your mortgage.
Why did I create such a long answer?
you are too sleep y to know what you are saying haha..that is why
Why does the sun play hide and seek?
Until I change my mind.
Why does the night before Christmas seem so long when you're a kid?
because mother nature has had one drink too many last night and fell asleep with the snow faucet on again!
How do nasty christmas shoppers, and nasty people sleep at night?
Nastily of course but there is no such things as a nasty Christmas shopper ..or nasty people ... all are good if treated well
why do people like to make things appear feverish ?
because they are dramatic.
Why cant we all be nice..............
I wish too!! at least because it is Christmas.. even if we cannot agree over things...
Cause we think we are right all the time...
why does love make things look great even if it wasn't?
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