How stupid you are?

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  1. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 7 years ago

    I type with one finger.

    1. chenqiang123 profile image48
      chenqiang123posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Deleted

    2. KCC Big Country profile image85
      KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

      When winking, I can only wink on the left side.

      1. camlo profile image88
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I can't wink at all.

    3. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago

      I once ran around in circles for hours before I realized I'd nailed my boot to the floor. smile

    4. thirdmillenium profile image60
      thirdmilleniumposted 7 years ago

      Stupid enough to reply to this

      1. saleheensblog profile image60
        saleheensblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol so, I must be the stupidest to create this post

    5. Pcunix profile image91
      Pcunixposted 7 years ago

      I have used a Windows PC.

      1. saleheensblog profile image60
        saleheensblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I also use windows xp

        1. Karanda profile image76
          Karandaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I'm still using Vista just because it was loaded on my laptop when I bought it. Alas, I don't think it get's much worse. sad

    6. profile image0
      BenjaminBposted 7 years ago

      I type with 2 fingers but am hell on wheels when I get in a good rhythm.

      1. camlo profile image88
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yes, I only type with two fingers ... but I use the two middle ones so it looks 'professional'.

    7. b. Malin profile image71
      b. Malinposted 7 years ago

      I faked "skipping" in kindergarden...and now I'm telling everyone...How stupid is that???

    8. Uninvited Writer profile image81
      Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

      If you can, delete his links...

      1. saleheensblog profile image60
        saleheensblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i have reported each and every post of the spammer and also flagged her profile

        1. Cagsil profile image82
          Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Thank you. wink smile

    9. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 7 years ago

      Hey Saleheen, delete your last post, so you can eliminate the SPAMMER's links. Otherwise, the only other choice is to report your post for supporting the SPAM to HubPages Staff. hmm

      1. saleheensblog profile image60
        saleheensblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        did it smile

    10. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago

      I'm stupid enough to come back again! smile

      1. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hey Earnest, I wouldn't call it stupid, just bored. lol

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Spot on Cags! I am a bit bored. Waiting on a phone call for the last hour........................................ boring!................................

    11. saleheensblog profile image60
      saleheensblogposted 7 years ago

      once i tried to follow myself in hp

      1. camlo profile image88
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I did that, too - when I was new.

    12. Lifeallstar1 profile image58
      Lifeallstar1posted 7 years ago

      I just spent the last 10 minutes searching all over for the TV remote so I could turn it on. However, I could have hit the power button on the TV itself 9 minutes ago! big_smile

    13. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago

      I mark my fishing spots on the bottom of the boat. smile

    14. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago

      If only I were half as smart as I think I am.

      That would make me twice as smart as I am. smile

    15. K9keystrokes profile image92
      K9keystrokesposted 7 years ago

      I once tried to argue with a redhead,...they always win!

      1. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hey K9, were you arguing with the image in the mirror? lol lol

        1. K9keystrokes profile image92
          K9keystrokesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          LOL! Cags you crack me up! No not this time, but it has been known to happen!  smile

    16. indigo blue ideas profile image70
      indigo blue ideasposted 7 years ago

      While gardening I put the garden fork flat on the ground, then after a while mindlessly walked to it. I accidentally stabbed my toe to the garden fork. It was very painful, and blood gushed out.

    17. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

      I dont understand the question?

      1. Mark Bronze profile image60
        Mark Bronzeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Me neither

    18. Stevennix2001 profile image88
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

      Quick..somebody give me the number to 911!  yikes yikes

      1. profile image0
        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol

        lol 

        lol

        lol

    19. profile image0
      Toby Hansenposted 7 years ago

      I have been convinced that I have locked myself out of my house, that I have let myself back in with the keys that I was looking for and were in my hand the whole time. roll

    20. Jaggedfrost profile image75
      Jaggedfrostposted 7 years ago

      I can't seem to talk and walk at the same time.

    21. kirstenblog profile image77
      kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

      I have on more then one occasion engaged in an argument over religion or politics online hmm

      I cannot think of anything quite so dumb as that roll

      1. Karanda profile image76
        Karandaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Ditto lol lol

    22. Pearldiver profile image80
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

      I once tried to sharpen a pencil in a power outage and skewered the cat yikes
      I wondered why it's (tail) handle wouldn't rotate smile

    23. camlo profile image88
      camloposted 7 years ago

      I can't tell my right from left.

      1. profile image0
        Toby Hansenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That's okay... neither can they any more

    24. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

      I was going out and looking for my handbag anywhere when in fact it is at my shoulder already.

    25. saleheensblog profile image60
      saleheensblogposted 7 years ago

      I am alive!!!

     
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