Why don't you tell us yours and then we might feel tempted to tell you ours. Seriously I sleep in my bed...... Are you doing something else. If so could you please elaborate, How about some pix Stupid Hub Packerpack, I doubt u will get any answers shame on you.
very sorry for initiating this thread. I didn't realize that it could hurt someone so badly. I just thought it will be some fun as we may have some funny answers here. I had posted this question here just to have some light moments. It was not at all intended to hurt anyone. However it looks like one of our fellow Hubber mandybeau has been hurt badly. I sincerely apologize! Maybe I should write to hubpages to delete this thread.
No don't delete it I can't wait to see all the tacky replies, its honestly a funny Hub, because you will get alot of replies, most of which will be really stupid... or maybe really gross. i saw it and wondered why no one had answered it, but if you delete yours i will have to delete mine about yours, and I don't want to do that because i like lots of posts. Hahah Hell no I don't get offended at all..... so don't worry... By the way what are you doing this weekend,
I am a really stupid person packerpack I do and say stupid things... I am actually quite ridiculous.... and I just am cracking up imagining some of those furry critters replying to your Forum.... Badcompany will get his hands on it and will make it a laugh I am sure, I just wanted to get things going a bit, as your Hub was all foreplay and no action.
mandybeau, you don't do and say stupid things on here. You're really funny and creative, and you make the forum interesting. packerpack doesn't know you yet. I love to see thoat two blue birds show up on here. It always means something funny or interesting.
O yeah, I didn't know about mandybeau but now I know, all thanks to this thread. But guys now back to the question. tell me what are your timings!!!??? For me it is not applicable! Why Simple I am not married and have no girlfriend . Have replied the same on your thread.
I don't know I get told off got told off by Lissie like that has worried the Hell out of me Looks like my chances of going to Royal Ascot are totally gone like NOT I am writing a letter to The Queen explaining the reasons behing just in case the said Hubber writes to her too.... She is such a goody good oh now is that another personal attack, lets wait, if it is deemed to be it'll get snipped. lol.
I do have to say yeah it's a funny thing to bring up but be careful elaboration would be good though because some people will take it offensive or feel it's only there own business so watch out a little next time.
To the thread question...depends on the mood really. Sometimes it's hot and heavy in the spur of the moment, othertimes a planned seduction. Times very from 10 minutes to several hours. Unfortunatly as we are within 5 years of our 50th Birthdays those times seem to be decreasing all the time. The point is spice. Get it into your life, and all the rest will follow.
Foreplay could start in one room and leave us going into another. Usually after foreplay our act time is a combination of a bunch of things. Different positions etc. make it last longer We've never had sex in only one position.
Hahha start in the kitchen and end up on the tennis Court, out into the Streets and then to the awaiting Police Car...... Where you are arrested for performing a lurid act in publlic. Don;t laugh it has happened it was in the paper once truly.
I love fore plays a lot while my man loves the "real deal" but he makes sure i get "at least" 15mints-30mints of hot,intense fore play b4 he starts f...ing. All put together, is a minimum of an hour!!!
Haha. I don't know why people would need a book to help them figure out what feels good. Sounds like it should be a hands on experience to me! I think that couples should just let go of what they think sex should be and make it more of what it is to them and what feels the best.
That is not an offensive question Paperback it is a good one to chew on. I guess it all depends on the situation, like if somebody is knocking on the front door, well you got to round it off in a few minutes. After you yell out "Hang on won't be a tic," to your visitor, you have to finish off and have enough time to give the hair a bit of a brush. Other times it could range from 5min to 7 hours, depends on whether you are making a quick recipe in the microwave or baking a gourmet pie in a slow oven LMAO.
There was an old TV show called Joe Doe; it lasted one season. John Doe was character that seems to know everything and he had a habit of blurting them out. Once he said the average time of sexual excitement for a man from the start of an erection to ejaculation was around nine minutes. That sounds pretty close.
Of course that's with a direct effort to complete. If games are to be played that time goes out the window.
I am totally serious when I say that I saw on that tv show "The Doctors" this morning that the average guy will take 4 minutes. According to some research survey, 7 minutes is pushing it. My question is who in the heck did they survey??? I'm thinking some very unhappy women.
If its the first foreplay will be long though, hehehe in normal it takes 8 minutes to 20 mins without so much foreplay taking place and depends on the partners who do it hehehe and their moods too. Hayz... Great thread here eh
There's another thread here about mean and rude people.Well, I'd like to know why people are polite and nice for no reason.You know the ones - always smiling, cheery, and happy.What are they on?what do they know that...
I know this is hilarious, lol, but try not too find it too funny: Holy Books tell you not to have premarital sex...but it hardly tells you anything about premarital foreplay. What do you gotta say about that?
I have a question going. Two or three hubbers are a) not answering the questionb) harrassing me with accusations.What is the correct procedure for this. So far I have simply deleted the comments, but this gets tedious.
There is a hubber (or two) who seems to follow particular questions, and posts incessently about the Bible, every comment, every answer, PARTICULARLY on questions that may pertain to something their faith disagrees...