Well, it's what he asked for, and since he's so good to me, I figured it's the least I can do...a paint stripper! lol
He's also getting a .308 rifle with a scope, but shhhhh...don't tell him. It's a surprise! Randy Godwin, this means YOU!!
What are you giving that special someone for Christmas this year?
A manbag. Coz I'm sick of him taking shopping bags to work and then leaving three of them around at home - each with a collection of change, lighters, gum and drink bottles.
I told you I don't want a manbag a million times!
really? I would never do that. I'd be my man's stripper.
I thought I'd get the Missus a couple of studs since it's what she wants.
She has pierced ears and the jewelry store has them on sale now.
Habee,
My, I bet your hubby will be happy or mad? You seem to have great faith. I would never do that with my guys, I am bit jealous type :-) Let us know how it turns out.
The way things are going at the moment, I will be getting myself a new man for Xmas.
I've been asking for a french maid for 30 years, but it hasn't happened yet (sigh). I've almost given up.
My wife wants a pool boy, and I'd surely get her one if we had a pool, so you would think I'd have a maid by now...
Goodwin?
Isn't he your husband or did I completely get my hub family tree mixed up?
Mostly silly stuff
the SO is getting some statues and video games and whatnot.
We're getting my dad a really expensive RC plane for Christmas because he's gotten reaaaaallly involved in the hobby once he found out his heart was too bad for a pilots license. It is pretty rad, actually.
I want to get my mom something nice but all she wants is like puzzles, haha. I'll figure out something special.
Hahahaha I love it!
What am I giving my someone special for Christmas...he gets me; isn't that enough? ;P
For a minute I thought you were a cool wife, now I realize you are evil.
I am a cool wife! He told me the exact kind of power stripper he wanted, and I searched everywhere until I found it. I'd give him the other kind of stripper if he wanted it - I figure I'd reap the benefits! lol
LOL... you have the ultimate win-win going.
haha. You are more open-minded than I am, but you have a good point.
by Jane 10 years ago
Does anyone know any person; a friend, neighbor, sibling, acquaintance, work mate e.t.c who is not a Christian? In the light of the Christmas mood and spirit, what gift do you think is best to share with such a person?
by Thomas Fowler 12 years ago
My girlfriend at a bachelorette party, participating with the male stripper: Is it cheating?
by Randy Godwin 10 years ago
Anyone else still getting hit with the spam comments? I'm still averaging 2 or 3 a day and it shows no sign of letting up.
by Sima Ballinger 12 years ago
Will you be giving Christmas gifts this year? If yes, to who?
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