Funny Pat Robertson News (He's Crazy)

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  1. brimancandy profile image76
    brimancandyposted 8 years ago

    I was on facebook earlier, and one of my friends sent me an article about Pat Robertson that I just found hysterical. I think he has totally lost his mind on this one. I wonder how much he pays for his crazy pills! LOL!

    Pat Robertson claims that the recent snow and cold in the deep south is Gods punishment for people who are driving to do something Gay. As if doing anything homosexual might cause a blizzard at any moment, and earthquakes in Haiti. I'll bet he blames us for hurricane Katrina maybe Katrina is actually a man in drag!

    If this is true then we should be expecting an snow avalanche just from the stuff I did this summer, because it was totally gay! Might want to keep your snow shovels handy when it snows in July. Because there is going to be a lot of gay crap going on then.

    This guy is a total nutjob. And, to think, he actually ran for President of the United States, and people voted for him! I'm sure if he did become president the earth would be a pile of ashes right now, and there would be a line in heaven (or hell) a thousand miles long of people waiting to kick his ass!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ....forgot who he was...that's funny....oh well....i tend to ignore the wacky stuff....there's so much of it though....

      ...well was that you causing the 4-5 metres of snow that fell down on one of the mountains by helped generate some good revenue at the ski slopes..... bring me some sunshine, will ya!

      1. brimancandy profile image76
        brimancandyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        All of the snow that has come out of the stuff I have done keeps blizzard beach in Orlando in business. And nobody ever thanked me for the fun.

        But, I'm sure some of my off weekends could have strayed your way. See all that snow we create actually helps the economy, So Na Na Pat Robertson!

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          ....where's  my sunshine?....a nice warm breeze blew in tonite....ahhhh....felt like spring tonite when i was downtown....lots of folks out and about enjoying the evening.....need the 'shine for tomorrow....please help!....tell yor Canuck gay buddies to spread some 'shine around wuldya?...preferrably the west coast....

  2. BobbiRant profile image59
    BobbiRantposted 8 years ago

    I think God has better things to do than to send snow to punish gay people. Maybe poor Pat is in need of a god nursing home.

  3. Mighty Mom profile image85
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    If that was true there would be a whole lot of snow in San Francisco, Fire Island and Provincetown.

  4. Pandoras Box profile image70
    Pandoras Boxposted 8 years ago

    So the rate of snow a region receives is based on the gayness of its society? Not the murders committed, or the rampant greed and hate, but how much gay stuff people do?

    Huh. Thank goodness we have religion to make sense of it all.

    On a brighter note, yes! Katrina was credited to the new orleans gay community. Not sure if it was Robertson or some other oracle of the lord, but yeh.. One of them issued an explanatory statement telling us so.

    Oh by the way, to the southern gay community at large- my children say thanks for the week off, and they wonder if you can possibly be more gay, so that they might get more time off from school. They know it's difficult -being gay in the south and all- but they figure that if all the closet gays come out of their christian closets, then ya'll will be able to pull it off and get school closed, well, pretty much forever!

    1. brimancandy profile image76
      brimancandyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The church only bashes gays because they know they aren't a legitimate threat to them. I would like to take them all, and put them on a bus, and drop them off in drug infested, crime infested neighborhood, wearing  God hates pimps and whores t-shirts, and make them walk home from there. And drop flyers with the churches address, and hours of operation, and a listing of all the church members personal home phone numbers and addresses. Especially Pat Robertson, along with all of his bank account numbers and credit card numbers.

      On the back side of their shirts it says, God made you the way you are because of your sin, shame on you! Just like they do to gay people.

      Sound like fun church people?

  5. TahoeDoc profile image95
    TahoeDocposted 8 years ago

    Uh, hey Brimancandy...

    Could you come and spread some gayness out here in Tahoe. We haven't had any fresh snow for like 3 weeks and the slopes are getting kinda icy. Thanks smile

  6. TahoeDoc profile image95
    TahoeDocposted 8 years ago

    And don't worry, he's got one for the ladies too...

    The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson

  7. rmcrayne profile image96
    rmcrayneposted 8 years ago

    Loco for Choco puffs.  He and Jerry Falwell blamed gay people and feminists for 9-11.  Refresh your memory here: … on-wtc.htm

  8. wyanjen profile image81
    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    All this snow is


    1. TahoeDoc profile image95
      TahoeDocposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Now that pic actually made me LOL.

    2. brimancandy profile image76
      brimancandyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Nothing like winter sports in your underwear. Talk about snow balls! LOL!


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