Solutions to Common Problems - (Cut out and put this on fridge.)

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  1. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 15 years ago

    Just received this in an email.
    Love the daily thought at the bottom :-) Eric G.


      1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by
      getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

      2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
      toilet seat by using the shower.

      3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
      yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
      the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

      4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
      will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
      sleep after you hit the snooze button.

      5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
      laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

      6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct
      Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
      If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

      **Daily Thought:**

    (Author: - Not Known: from the Internet)

  2. Zsuzsy Bee profile image82
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years ago

    Thank you Eric I really needed this laugh.... zs

  3. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 15 years ago

    LOL!  Well done!

  4. Rochelle Frank profile image91
    Rochelle Frankposted 15 years ago

    I am always (mildly) distressed that some of these brilliant things omit the byline. If I had thought of them, I would want my name attached. I also would like to see an attached name.
    Unfortunately, this is not always possible. The brilliant humor is still appreciated.

    1. Eric Graudins profile image60
      Eric Graudinsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I totally agree, and wherever possible I do this.

      However, when you receive stuff forwarded by email, without any author detail, it's not really possible.
      So about all I can do is give some indication that I didn't write it.
      (Or maybe put "Anonymous" at the end. Like I've added now) )

      1. Marian Swift profile image60
        Marian Swiftposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        I've seen this before, but forgot all about the Slinkys ... and hoo-boy, did I need that reminder.  It's been a total Slinkfest in my little corner of the world, the last couple of days!  But I digress ...

        One way I've learned to get around the attributions thing when I have not a clue where something came from, is to add something like, "Found on the Internet/wherever.  If you know the source, please let us know."


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