I don't think the spinner worked...

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  1. Mutiny92 profile image64
    Mutiny92posted 12 years ago

    This cracked me up!

    <snipped link>

    Here is some of the text for when this one goes away...

    A greeting card that does a {world|globe} of {good|great} for {children|kids} {around the world|all over the world} will now be {available|accessible} year-round.

    {For the|For that} {first|initial} time ever, greeting cards carrying the logo of UNICEF-The United Nations Children's Fund-will be {available|accessible} all {through|via} the {year|yr} at participating Hallmark Gold Crown® {stores|shops}. UNICEF has been raising {money|cash} for its {programs|applications} from the sale of greeting cards {since|because} 1949. {To date|Up to now}, {over|more than} {4|four} billion cards {have been|are} {sold|offered}.

    {The new|The brand new} {collection|assortment} will {feature|function} {20|twenty} {different|various} {varieties of|types of} boxed cards packaged in keepsake {boxes|containers} with an African Kuba-cloth-patterned bottom. Birthday cards, thank-you cards, thinking-of-you cards and blank cards {will be|will probably be} {included|incorporated} {in the|within the} collection-the {first|initial} {produced|created} for UNICEF by Hallmark. Most {boxes|containers} have {four|4} {designs|styles} per box. The cards {will be|will probably be} priced {between|in between} $10 and $20 and {come in|are available in} {groups|teams} of {eight|8} cards with {nine|9} envelopes or {groups|teams} of {20|twenty} cards with 21 envelopes.

    1. IzzyM profile image87
      IzzyMposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Should be a warning comes with spinner software: NOT THE FOR THE TERMINALLY STUPID.

      lol thanks for the laugh smile

      1. Cagsil profile image72
        Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol

        1. Mutiny92 profile image64
          Mutiny92posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          This is {hilarious|funny|a crack up}! 

          I think the {author|writer|hubber} could have written a {few|many|oodles of} articles in the time it took to create this with all of the formatting!

          {cheers|salutations|thanks for playing!}

          1. IzzyM profile image87
            IzzyMposted 12 years agoin reply to this


            Edit: That hub is still there!!!

            1. lrohner profile image68
              lrohnerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

              {*face palm|banging head against wall|rolling eyes*}


              1. IzzyM profile image87
                IzzyMposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                Gotta share this one before it gets pulled!

                <snipped link>

                1. lrohner profile image68
                  lrohnerposted 12 years agoin reply to this


        2. Peter Hoggan profile image69
          Peter Hogganposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Perhaps that warning should read FIT FOR THE TERMINALLY STUPID.

          1. IzzyM profile image87
            IzzyMposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            LOL, I found someone else just now (with something like 45 hubs) who had left in "an|in" or something similar in their hub. Plus I think calling a certain landscape feature "the nice wall of China" is a dead giveaway!

      2. wizbitz profile image60
        wizbitzposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        The best article spinner I have seen so far...he should have a reward, lol

      3. sunforged profile image73
        sunforgedposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        what nonsense is this?

        snipped link? why?

        for one its duplicated in a reply below, two, if the hub is unpublished as it should be then the link is meaningless.

        1. Mutiny92 profile image64
          Mutiny92posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          funny...I felt bad that maybe HP did not want me to post it - but it was purged from the system, so you just got a "hub not found" error.

    2. TerryGl profile image57
      TerryGlposted 12 years ago

      I see the you beaut software program SENUKE now builds a Hubpage automatically.

      Obviously that automated software does not work.

    3. Uninvited Writer profile image77
      Uninvited Writerposted 12 years ago


    4. Mike's Corner profile image72
      Mike's Cornerposted 12 years ago

      Haha - voted up and awesome! (kidding)

    5. sunforged profile image73
      sunforgedposted 12 years ago

      ..and now for the not so funny part

      {Hubpages|This Site|Admin} is {currently|still} {incapable of stopping|unwilling to stop} the automated {software|bot} that can post to this site.

      SO while we diddle with details spammers can push button publish here - and this example shows some sort of error with the spintax software , otherwise it was able to  post just fine!

      1. Mark Knowles profile image59
        Mark Knowlesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        That was published 3 months ago. Bet they have worked the kinks out by now. sad

    6. sunforged profile image73
      sunforgedposted 12 years ago

      You'll notice neither has a profile image

      - because the bot isnt programmed to do it - selecting an image is a variable.

      Pretty easy spam stopper!!!!


      1. lrohner profile image68
        lrohnerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        You mean, *the ship {sinks|capsizes|goes down}*. smile

      2. IzzyM profile image87
        IzzyMposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        You are right. Nearly every single hub in the hopper today without a profile picture is spun. (and one or two more with profile pictures!)

    7. Ign Andy profile image59
      Ign Andyposted 12 years ago

      I flagged the profile. The hub is still there.

    8. skyfire profile image79
      skyfireposted 12 years ago

      Dear {friends|uncle|aunties}

      This is {witchunt|investigation|subversion} against {authors|writers|hubbers}. Please stop {attacking|destroying} genuine writing {gems|diamonds|stones}.

      I'm peaceful {christian|islamic} spinner.

    9. Susana S profile image93
      Susana Sposted 12 years ago

      Brilliant - loved that lol

    10. CMHypno profile image85
      CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

      Here's another great one - the hub is titled 'fhfh'

      recall to undertake just like a good offer evaluation as possible.Exam identify . AIX 6.also advanced, by other people to   provide naval warfare, risk mini <strong><a title="ghd hair straighteners price" href="http://www.ghd-australiasale.com/ghd-


    11. Mighty Mom profile image79
      Mighty Momposted 12 years ago


      Actually, that hub came up #1 when I Googled "naval warfare hair straighteners" lol lol lol

      1. IzzyM profile image87
        IzzyMposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile

      2. CMHypno profile image85
        CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Well it will make it easy for the Royal Navy, when they are fitting out their next hair salon then! smile

        Also now your forum post is outranking the hub! Good work!

    12. SandyMcCollum profile image63
      SandyMcCollumposted 12 years ago

      And they publish them anyway? LOL!! You guys crack me up!

    13. puter_dr profile image92
      puter_drposted 12 years ago

      I have been hub-hopping when I take a break between tasks and find all kinds of stuff.
      Between all of the folks that believe as long as the picture is really huge, you don't need many words,I found a few today that really had me laughing.

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      And then I came across a hub on Ibuprofen Drug Interactions
      From reading it I was totally shocked to find by taking ibuprofen with other medications I could become a weakling afro-american among other things.

      Ibuprofen and Alcohol - Ibuprofen Overdose

      How many other prescription drugs is going to have an affect on ibuprofen?

      Convey to your personal doctor in case you are getting a strong antidepressant just like citalopram (Celexa), duloxetine (Cymbalta), escitalopram (Lexapro), fluoxetine (Prozac, Sarafem, Symbyax), fluvoxamine (Luvox), paroxetine (Paxil), sertraline (Zoloft), and venlafaxine (Effexor). Consuming these medication along with ibuprofen could trigger you to bruise and bleed very easily.

      Just before acquiring ibuprofen, convey to a medical professional in case you are getting from any of the right after medications:

      aspirin and alternative NSAIDs for instance diclofenac (Voltaren), etodolac (Lodine), indomethacin (Indocin), meloxicam (Mobic), naproxen (Aleve, Naprosyn), piroxicam (Feldene), among others;
      a STAR inhibitor for instance benazepril (Lotensin), fosinopril (Monopril), enalapril (Vasotec), lisinopril (Prinivil, Zestril), quinapril (Accupril), ramipril (Altace), among others;
      lithium (Eskalith, Lithobid);
      diuretics (water pills) for instance furosemide (Lasix);
      methotrexate (Rheumatrex, Trexall);
      steroids (prednisone and additionally others); and
      some sort of maintain thinner and more fit for instance warfarin (Coumadin).
      This particular variety seriously isn't full and additionally there could be various pills which will connect to ibuprofen. Convey to your medical professional regarding each of the approved and additionally over-the-counter medicines you choose. This consists of vitamin products, nutrients, organic merchandise, and additionally prescription drugs recommended by doctors by way of additional medical practitioners. Usually do not start employing a different medicine without the need of showing a medical professional.

      Ibuprofen negative effects

      Obtain urgent health-related assist when you have some of these signs or symptoms connected with an hypersensitivity to help you ibuprofen: hives; problems deep breathing; irritation of one's facial area, mouth, language, and tonsils. Quit getting ibuprofen plus request medical help and / or contact a medical professional at the same time when you have some of these severe adverse reactions:

      torso agony, weak spot, shortness regarding breath of air, slurred presentation, difficulties with imaginative and prescient vision and / or steadiness;
      african american, weakling, and tarry bar stools, paying maintain and throw up this seems as if java reasons;
      puffiness and immediate excess fat obtain;
      urinating a lot less than standard and generally not very;
      feeling sick, abdomen agony, lower nausea, loss in desire for foods, dim urine, clay-colored bar stools, jaundice (yellowing with the skin tone and / or eyes);
      temperature, tender tonsils, and also pain using a intense scorching, peeling, and additionally reddish colored dermis break outs;
      bruising, extreme tingling, numbness, soreness, muscle tissue weak spot; and
      extreme throbbing headache, throat rigidity, chills, improved tenderness so that you can lumination, and/or seizure (convulsions).
      A reduced amount of really serious ibuprofen negative effects can include:

      angry abdominal, slight reflux symptoms, diarrhea, constipation;
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      This is simply not an extensive directory of adverse reactions yet others could take place. Get in touch with your medical professional to get healthcare information concerning uncomfortable side effects. You could review uncomfortable side effects so that you can FDA from 1-800-FDA-1088.

      Of course, then someone commented that the hub was well written.

      This one maybe not spun, just ill informed.

      "200 years ago flying was reserved for the big spenders. Nowadays even college students can afford flying across the Atlantic just by waiting a few tables. "


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