This cracked me up!
<snipped link>
Here is some of the text for when this one goes away...
A greeting card that does a {world|globe} of {good|great} for {children|kids} {around the world|all over the world} will now be {available|accessible} year-round.
{For the|For that} {first|initial} time ever, greeting cards carrying the logo of UNICEF-The United Nations Children's Fund-will be {available|accessible} all {through|via} the {year|yr} at participating Hallmark Gold Crown® {stores|shops}. UNICEF has been raising {money|cash} for its {programs|applications} from the sale of greeting cards {since|because} 1949. {To date|Up to now}, {over|more than} {4|four} billion cards {have been|are} {sold|offered}.
{The new|The brand new} {collection|assortment} will {feature|function} {20|twenty} {different|various} {varieties of|types of} boxed cards packaged in keepsake {boxes|containers} with an African Kuba-cloth-patterned bottom. Birthday cards, thank-you cards, thinking-of-you cards and blank cards {will be|will probably be} {included|incorporated} {in the|within the} collection-the {first|initial} {produced|created} for UNICEF by Hallmark. Most {boxes|containers} have {four|4} {designs|styles} per box. The cards {will be|will probably be} priced {between|in between} $10 and $20 and {come in|are available in} {groups|teams} of {eight|8} cards with {nine|9} envelopes or {groups|teams} of {20|twenty} cards with 21 envelopes.
Should be a warning comes with spinner software: NOT THE FOR THE TERMINALLY STUPID.
lol thanks for the laugh
This is {hilarious|funny|a crack up}!
I think the {author|writer|hubber} could have written a {few|many|oodles of} articles in the time it took to create this with all of the formatting!
{cheers|salutations|thanks for playing!}
Heheheh!{LOL|ROFL|LMAO}
Edit: That hub is still there!!!
Perhaps that warning should read FIT FOR THE TERMINALLY STUPID.
The best article spinner I have seen so far...he should have a reward, lol
what nonsense is this?
snipped link? why?
for one its duplicated in a reply below, two, if the hub is unpublished as it should be then the link is meaningless.
I see the you beaut software program SENUKE now builds a Hubpage automatically.
Obviously that automated software does not work.
..and now for the not so funny part
{Hubpages|This Site|Admin} is {currently|still} {incapable of stopping|unwilling to stop} the automated {software|bot} that can post to this site.
SO while we diddle with details spammers can push button publish here - and this example shows some sort of error with the spintax software , otherwise it was able to post just fine!
That was published 3 months ago. Bet they have worked the kinks out by now.
You'll notice neither has a profile image
- because the bot isnt programmed to do it - selecting an image is a variable.
Pretty easy spam stopper!!!!
*theshipsinks*
Dear {friends|uncle|aunties}
This is {witchunt|investigation|subversion} against {authors|writers|hubbers}. Please stop {attacking|destroying} genuine writing {gems|diamonds|stones}.
I'm peaceful {christian|islamic} spinner.
Here's another great one - the hub is titled 'fhfh'
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CMHypno,
Actually, that hub came up #1 when I Googled "naval warfare hair straighteners"
And they publish them anyway? LOL!! You guys crack me up!
I have been hub-hopping when I take a break between tasks and find all kinds of stuff.
Between all of the folks that believe as long as the picture is really huge, you don't need many words,I found a few today that really had me laughing.
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And then I came across a hub on Ibuprofen Drug Interactions
From reading it I was totally shocked to find by taking ibuprofen with other medications I could become a weakling afro-american among other things.
Ibuprofen and Alcohol - Ibuprofen Overdose
How many other prescription drugs is going to have an affect on ibuprofen?
Convey to your personal doctor in case you are getting a strong antidepressant just like citalopram (Celexa), duloxetine (Cymbalta), escitalopram (Lexapro), fluoxetine (Prozac, Sarafem, Symbyax), fluvoxamine (Luvox), paroxetine (Paxil), sertraline (Zoloft), and venlafaxine (Effexor). Consuming these medication along with ibuprofen could trigger you to bruise and bleed very easily.
Just before acquiring ibuprofen, convey to a medical professional in case you are getting from any of the right after medications:
aspirin and alternative NSAIDs for instance diclofenac (Voltaren), etodolac (Lodine), indomethacin (Indocin), meloxicam (Mobic), naproxen (Aleve, Naprosyn), piroxicam (Feldene), among others;
a STAR inhibitor for instance benazepril (Lotensin), fosinopril (Monopril), enalapril (Vasotec), lisinopril (Prinivil, Zestril), quinapril (Accupril), ramipril (Altace), among others;
lithium (Eskalith, Lithobid);
diuretics (water pills) for instance furosemide (Lasix);
methotrexate (Rheumatrex, Trexall);
steroids (prednisone and additionally others); and
some sort of maintain thinner and more fit for instance warfarin (Coumadin).
This particular variety seriously isn't full and additionally there could be various pills which will connect to ibuprofen. Convey to your medical professional regarding each of the approved and additionally over-the-counter medicines you choose. This consists of vitamin products, nutrients, organic merchandise, and additionally prescription drugs recommended by doctors by way of additional medical practitioners. Usually do not start employing a different medicine without the need of showing a medical professional.
Ibuprofen negative effects
Obtain urgent health-related assist when you have some of these signs or symptoms connected with an hypersensitivity to help you ibuprofen: hives; problems deep breathing; irritation of one's facial area, mouth, language, and tonsils. Quit getting ibuprofen plus request medical help and / or contact a medical professional at the same time when you have some of these severe adverse reactions:
torso agony, weak spot, shortness regarding breath of air, slurred presentation, difficulties with imaginative and prescient vision and / or steadiness;
african american, weakling, and tarry bar stools, paying maintain and throw up this seems as if java reasons;
puffiness and immediate excess fat obtain;
urinating a lot less than standard and generally not very;
feeling sick, abdomen agony, lower nausea, loss in desire for foods, dim urine, clay-colored bar stools, jaundice (yellowing with the skin tone and / or eyes);
temperature, tender tonsils, and also pain using a intense scorching, peeling, and additionally reddish colored dermis break outs;
bruising, extreme tingling, numbness, soreness, muscle tissue weak spot; and
extreme throbbing headache, throat rigidity, chills, improved tenderness so that you can lumination, and/or seizure (convulsions).
A reduced amount of really serious ibuprofen negative effects can include:
angry abdominal, slight reflux symptoms, diarrhea, constipation;
bloatedness, fuel;
dizziness, headaches, anxiousness;
epidermis irritated and / or break outs;
blurry imaginative and prescient vision; and
calling within your tracks.
This is simply not an extensive directory of adverse reactions yet others could take place. Get in touch with your medical professional to get healthcare information concerning uncomfortable side effects. You could review uncomfortable side effects so that you can FDA from 1-800-FDA-1088.
Of course, then someone commented that the hub was well written.
This one maybe not spun, just ill informed.
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