I just discovered I may be a lesbian, what should I do?
Me too, Earnest! I'm coming out of the closet with you! I feel better knowing I'm not alone in these shameful feelings!
The ink blots will tell the tale!
That's very comforting Randy! I felt so isolated and alone before......... I was hoping woman-of-porridge would come to my rescue!
Ask Brenda, I'm sure she will set your mind at ease
- Now why didn't I think of that?
ROFL
Can I cut and paste that?
An add like that could work for me, It's been difficult seeing beautiful women at the supermarket and being unable to resist licking their elbows.
I can't even go shopping now without a woman, as all the local shopping centers throw me out if I'm on my own. I can't help myself, the pretty girls show their elbows all the time.
Et Tu Misha!
That is a good suggestion!
At least I can then get in to their dressing rooms without causing the ruckus I caused yesterday at the ladies gym.
I dunno, I had to look up Birkenstocks if that provides any clues.
There are some that would say that it had to do with Bra Size.. So perhaps Coming Out (of the kitchen) may be easier for you if make sure that you have a better fitting support and that you are plugging your processor into the correct position!
Out Campaign Earnest ?
Def!
- zampanoposted 7 years ago
0 Great idea for a hub earnest! Think I'll copy Jeff Foxworthy's formula and call it, "You may be a Lesbian if......".
You may be a lesbian if your favorite wood is tongue and groove.
You may be a lesbian if your favorite meal is muffins.
Once they start rolling, it's all down hill!-
You will scare the horses if you do write a hub on it!
Good observation. That's why I decided to come out of the closet in these very forums.
You guys are beyond creepy...but I'm good with that!
Earnest,
You've always struck me as a guy in touch with his feminine side.
Didn't realize she was butch, tho!
Congratulations on coming out. Takes a lot of courage.
Should we start calling you Ernestine?Ernistine? That has a nice ring to it.
I had an experience many years ago in an Adelaide bar That is when I first realized I was a lesbian. The bikies in the bar were picking up girls that were not girls. It occurred to me that I could easily tell the difference between the two where even macho bikies were fooled.
Girls smell good, they have soft skin, (especially elbows) and they don't have 4 hours of growth on their face.
- zampanoposted 7 years ago0
Anyways, don't get yourself arrested whatever you do.
We'd miss you.
And remember if you ever land in prison, never, never tell them what you told us. They won't believe you.
It will avoid you very painful issues... This is unfair you guys!
How come you all get to be lesbians and we women are excluded!!???
I want a union, too!
I want a parade!
I want to be a gay man. I do, I do, I do.
But I just can't!
I hate musicals!
That's a great idea Habee!
the questions is...which bathroom do you now use, men's or women's ?
The mens. They wont let me in the womens, I tried.
Maybe some of it.
I try!
I knew a lesbian girl, but when I told her I was a lesbian as well, she dumped me for some reason. Like I said to her, I don't mind you being with your girlfriend I'll join you!
- Funny man
- writeronlineposted 7 years ago0
Earnest,
All I can say on this subject is "I kissed a girl and I liked it'. I liked it so much actually I went back and kissed her some more
Good on you for finally coming out with it mate, be loud and BE PROUD !!!!
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