I just discovered I may be a lesbian, what should I do?

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   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   I first started looking at girls when I was still small, and now that I am older I find the attraction has grown with me.
   
   Is there a cure?
   
   Are there any other male lesbians here I can talk to about it?

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      kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO, what in the world, I thought a lesbian was a girl...hehehehe

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      Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Me too, Earnest!  I'm coming out of the closet with you!  I feel better knowing I'm not alone in these shameful feelings! 

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         kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

         

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            kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            OMG, does that mean im gay cuz i like men....lmao

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               Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               The ink blots will tell the tale! 

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         earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         That's very comforting Randy! I felt so isolated and alone before......... I was hoping woman-of-porridge would come to my rescue!

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      TerryGlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I just love a good play at the theatre where we can laugh at the gay antics of the cast ...
      
      (Wife's voice in background) - What is it now? He said what? ....lesbians!! ... oh I thought he meant thespians..
      
      

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      Uninvited Writerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ask Brenda, I'm sure she will set your mind at ease

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         earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Now why didn't I think of that?

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         kirstenblogposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         ROFL
         

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      superwagsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I too am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I'd like to use this post for any sympathetic (and attractive) girls to get in touch and involved.
      
      *don't mind groups of girls
      
      ** don't need to be attractive

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         earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Can I cut and paste that?
         
         An add like that could work for me, It's been difficult seeing beautiful women at the supermarket and being unable to resist licking their elbows.
         
         I can't even go shopping now without a woman, as all the local shopping centers throw me out if I'm on my own. I can't help myself, the pretty girls show their elbows all the time.

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         tritrainposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Trapped in an ape's body!

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      Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome to the club of devoted lesbians, Ernest

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         earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Et Tu Misha!

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      Onusonusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      There's only one thing to do. Get a sex change opperation.

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         earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         That is a good suggestion!
         At least I can then get in to their dressing rooms without causing the ruckus I caused yesterday at the ladies gym.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      So are you going all the way with the flannel shirts and Birkenstocks, or are you just gonna be a fledgling carpet muncher?

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         earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         I dunno, I had to look up Birkenstocks if that provides any clues.

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            You have much to learn Grasshopper.
            
            When you can snatch the.....
            
            I mean, when you can pluck the pebble from my hand...

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      Pearldiverposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      There are some that would say that it had to do with Bra Size.. So perhaps Coming Out (of the kitchen) may be easier for you if make sure that you have a better fitting support and that you are plugging your processor into the correct position!

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   skyfireposted 9 years ago

   Out Campaign Earnest ?

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      earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Def!

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   zampanoposted 9 years ago

   If they are young and you also look at their moms, you got a normal male lesbianism.
   Nothing to worry about.

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      earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you zampano, I appreciate you trying to lessen my shame!

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   logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

   Great idea for a hub earnest!  Think I'll copy Jeff Foxworthy's formula and call it, "You may be a Lesbian if......". 
   You may be a lesbian if your favorite wood is tongue and groove.
   You may be a lesbian if your favorite meal is muffins.
   
   Once they start rolling, it's all down hill!

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      earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      
      You will scare the horses if you do write a hub on it!

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   Len Cannonposted 9 years ago

   I am glad transgender issues have finally become a topic of comfortable conversation on HubPages.

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      earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Good observation. That's why I decided to come out of the closet in these very forums.

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 9 years ago

   You guys are beyond creepy...but I'm good with that!

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   Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

   Earnest,
   You've always struck me as a guy in touch with his feminine side.
   Didn't realize she was butch, tho!
   
   Congratulations on coming out. Takes a lot of courage.
   Should we start calling you Ernestine?

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      earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ernistine? That has a nice ring to it. I had an experience many years ago in an Adelaide bar That is when I first realized I was a lesbian. The bikies in the bar were picking up girls that were not girls. It occurred to me that I could easily tell the difference between the two where even macho bikies were fooled.
      
      Girls smell good, they have soft skin, (especially elbows) and they don't have 4 hours of growth on their face.

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      tritrainposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      It's the beard.

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   awareposted 9 years ago

   earnest this is unlike you kinda
   lol

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   zampanoposted 9 years ago

   Anyways, don't get yourself arrested whatever you do.
   We'd miss you.
   And remember if you ever land in prison, never, never tell them what you told us. They won't believe you.
   It will avoid you very painful issues...
   

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    Daniel Carterposted 9 years ago

    After I saw Katherine Zeta Jones in "Chicago" I said to my friend, "She's so hot I wish I was a lesbian." Things have never been quite the same since....

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    optimus grimlockposted 9 years ago

    we can form a support group Lesbian men of hubpages!

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       logic,commonsenseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Then we can get billions in other peoples money from the government!  Have special toilets made for us and parking spaces designated for male lesbians only!  Brilliant!  Perhaps we can come up with our own union and get millions from the taxpayer for our pension!  This will be great!
       I nominate Earnest for president!  We'll collect dues and he won't have to do anything but cash the check!
       We can have our own parades.
       Optimus, can you come up with an acronym for the group?
       One possibily, MAUL-Male Animals Usurping Lesbianism.  Or MALL-Males Acting Like Lesbians!  Any others?

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          Mighty Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          This is unfair you guys!
          How come you all get to be lesbians and we women are excluded!!???
          I want a union, too!
          I want a parade!
          
          I want to be a gay man. I do, I do, I do.
          But I just can't!
          I hate musicals!

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             writeronlineposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Settle down Mighty Mom, relief is at hand!  ...if you'll forgive the turn of phrase.
             
             Forget those sissy musicals - get a real man's job. Become a lumberjack!       (If you don't recognise the reference, google" I'm a lumberjack", and check out the Monty Python song clips).
             
             Here's a sample lyric,
             
             I cut down trees, I skip and jump
             I like to press wild flow’rs
             I put on women's clothing
             And hang around in bars
                  
             (chorus refrain....)
             
             I cut down trees, I wear high heels
             Suspenders and a bra
             I wish I'd been a girlie
             Just like my dear papa
             
             So, Mom-my, whatcha waitin for? Grab a check flanelette shirt, stay as you are underneath it, and hit those gay bars today!
             
             The news gets better too, if you do organise a Gay Lumberjacks Parade, you even get to have someone else help you with your wood...

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                logic,commonsenseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                You mean a hard wood like walnut or oak?

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    habeeposted 9 years ago

    Earnestine and Randi, Johnny has been saying for years that he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body. You guys need to start a support group!

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       earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       That's a great idea Habee!

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          mtsi1098posted 9 years agoin reply to this

          the questions is...which bathroom do you now use, men's or women's ?
          

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             earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             The mens. They wont let me in the womens, I tried.

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    Joy56posted 9 years ago

    you keepin' the beard?

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       earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe some of it.

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    Joy56posted 9 years ago

    you get worse, ha ha

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       earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I try!

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    Bellamieposted 9 years ago

    I have now heard it all!  Never knew!  To each their own!

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    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    I knew a lesbian girl, but when I told her I was a lesbian as well, she dumped me for some reason. Like I said to her, I don't mind you being with your girlfriend I'll join you!

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       Joy56posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       where are your grandchildren today?????

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          earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          We got rid of them! Till tonight anyway. I still have the parrot to contend with, and two cats, a dog and a teenager though!

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    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

      Funny man

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    writeronlineposted 9 years ago

    I figure you must have seen this clip, being as it's Totally on Topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vm2jPM4ee8, but if not, check it out. (Not sure if the link will survive in a forum post...if it doesn't, Google, The Lesbian Cowboy). Right up your alley....

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 9 years ago

    Earnest,
    
    All I can say on this subject is "I kissed a girl and I liked it'. I liked it so much actually I went back and kissed her some more
    
    Good on you for finally coming out with it mate, be loud and BE PROUD !!!!

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