There are some that would say that it had to do with Bra Size.. So perhaps Coming Out (of the kitchen) may be easier for you if make sure that you have a better fitting support and that you are plugging your processor into the correct position!
Great idea for a hub earnest! Think I'll copy Jeff Foxworthy's formula and call it, "You may be a Lesbian if......". You may be a lesbian if your favorite wood is tongue and groove. You may be a lesbian if your favorite meal is muffins.
Ernistine? That has a nice ring to it. I had an experience many years ago in an Adelaide bar That is when I first realized I was a lesbian. The bikies in the bar were picking up girls that were not girls. It occurred to me that I could easily tell the difference between the two where even macho bikies were fooled.
Girls smell good, they have soft skin, (especially elbows) and they don't have 4 hours of growth on their face.
Anyways, don't get yourself arrested whatever you do. We'd miss you. And remember if you ever land in prison, never, never tell them what you told us. They won't believe you. It will avoid you very painful issues...
Then we can get billions in other peoples money from the government! Have special toilets made for us and parking spaces designated for male lesbians only! Brilliant! Perhaps we can come up with our own union and get millions from the taxpayer for our pension! This will be great! I nominate Earnest for president! We'll collect dues and he won't have to do anything but cash the check! We can have our own parades. Optimus, can you come up with an acronym for the group? One possibily, MAUL-Male Animals Usurping Lesbianism. Or MALL-Males Acting Like Lesbians! Any others?
I figure you must have seen this clip, being as it's Totally on Topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vm2jPM4ee8, but if not, check it out. (Not sure if the link will survive in a forum post...if it doesn't, Google, The Lesbian Cowboy). Right up your alley....
Big, big news (at least in my opinion).Recap:My hip is injured.My baby is due... oh, tomorrow.The doctor I was forced to find on short notice was DEAD SET against a c-section because he didn't think my hip injury was a valid reason... except it is, and he was just afraid my insurance wouldn't cover...
I've been reading through some old posts in the forums by Earnest and thought I would put up one of my favorites...seems to be a bit of foreshadowing here. Please feel free to add your own Earnest-ism.http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/74529#post1623064
Hello Earnestshub?Do you find yourself annoying or are you just going through the changes in live.There is a cure,My friend.There is a cure.Relax,Meditate.breath and you will be just fine.Take a Laxtitive,Breath and you will find that people will love you and care for your comments on such...
OK, it was only an old bloke sitting with his wife outside Priceline in the local shopping centre. I smiled at him and his good lady as I passed, and he asked.... "Don't you write about cars on the Internet?""Yes I do" I beamed." I read your article on the BMW 5 series...
For those of you missing earnest recently, his family posted this status to his Facebook page on 10/27/2011."Our much loved father/Grandfather Ernest John Langmaid passed away unexpectedly and peacefully in his sleep sometime last night. He was in his own bed, at home with 5 of his...
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