What did the doctor order?

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   Tell me what the 'doctor' ordered for whatever happens to be ailing you.  I'll start:
   
   The doctor ordered a week's vacation lying on the beach on the Mediterranean.

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      Diane Insideposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      antibiotics I couldn't afford so screw the doctor.
      
      I learned about my ailment and learned to cope. Doing fine. 
      
      I like the weeks vacation, maybe I can get mine to insist upon a week at a spa.

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      wheelinalloverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      The doctor ordered me to be dead. The doctor here just turned three and for some reason all her patients have to play dead.
      
      Depending on her mood she might give you a shot that brings you back to life. On her bad days she just walks away.
      
      Let me guess you don't want my doctor. LOL

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         Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I'll bet your doctor is adorable.

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      yolanda yvetteposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        A visit to his office each week until I'm 100.

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   It is all hypothetical of course 
   
   The doctor ordered: a  margarita with a dash of lime   Hold the umbrella.

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      Diane Insideposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      oh hehe
      
      well hypothetical thats a whole other biscuit to butter.
      
      how about a nice relaxing evening in bed having my husband wait on me hand and foot.  Then be my little slave all evening long. lol

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         Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         That's what I thought  

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   sofsposted 13 years ago

   A week of happiness and laughter

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Good one!     Thanks Sofs.  You're the best!

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   The doctor ordered a can of Laughter with a roomful of good friends!

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   sofsposted 13 years ago

   A week in a garden full of exotic flowers with a partner whom you love

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      samuel-seoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Doctor ordered a visit to nearest Mountain Range for fresh air

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   The Doctor ordered a drink, shaken...not stirred...while using his infamous pick up line..."The names Bond....James Bond..."  Oh wait, he's not a doctor. 

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        That's a great one, Steven!

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   cindi hposted 13 years ago

   The doctor ordered a huge win in the lottery to be immediately followed by a months long cruise to the Bahamas with a bay breeze chaser to be taken every 2-4 hours:)

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'm for that one!

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

   The doctor ordered....
   
   
   wait.... *holding up the prescription*
   
   wait..... 
   
   WAIT!!!  I can't READ it!!!
   
   

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      Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I hate when that happens.
      
      The pharmacist said he thought it said, a week in bed with the laptop, regular massages,spa treatments and sushi.

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Urbane Chaosposted 13 years ago

   The doctor ordered me to hurry up and pay him.  Apparently, he's the one who needs a vacation in the Bahamas.

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      Chaotic Chicaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!  That's funny!

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      cindi hposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      too funny

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    Chaotic Chicaposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered the publisher to offer me a contract for my book with enough zeros to buy a house with plenty of land in Maine before the next school year starts in the fall.

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    lynnechandlerposted 13 years ago

    http://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs
    
    This is all I could think about when I saw this post

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's great!

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       cindi hposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       oh yaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Cake, candles, drinks with umbrellas, friends, family and fun!! 

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Margaritaville. 

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 13 years ago

    Two weeks in the Caribbean without kids accompanied by the handsome Mr. Right I just haven't met yet!

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh Yeah, BABY!!! 

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       writeronlineposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hey DIY, are you sure you heard your Dr correctly? Could he actually have said, "Two weeks in the Caribbean without kids, TO MEET the handsome Mr. Right ...?"

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered a stress free job!!!  (where is that???) 

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       cardeleanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Share it when you find out! 

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          Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Will do   

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    sofsposted 13 years ago

    A soak in the tub with some lavender and vetiver essential oils and
    some aroma candles around you .. a free pedicure, manicure and  back and shoulder massage
    Sounds good??

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ohhhhh.  that sounds very, very good!   

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    cardeleanposted 13 years ago

    The summer off!

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Yeah, that's the ticket!

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    CASE1WORKERposted 13 years ago

    fish and chips for ten- it was the weekly outing of the fat clinic

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       sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ten orders?-- how many people were there?

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          Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          ONE         (I'm bad!)

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered nerves of steel---am meeting with H.R. again tomorrow afternoon ....    still trying to find another job in the health system I am part of.   

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       cardeleanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       What?  Since when?

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       Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       and a strong shot of innoculation to go with it!!! 
       
       
       
       come on up here Denise!!  We're hiring nurses like hot cakes!  Expansion, expansion, EXPANSION!!  (Plus all unionized!! once you're in, your in to stay!! )    I know, I know... it's too cold up here, right??    But, I'm here. 

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          Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Hey Beth-that would be fun     How far north are you?   You do realize I lived in Alaska for almost four years, right?

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    cardeleanposted 13 years ago

    All children to be sound asleep by 8 pm and a glass of wine and bubble bath waiting for Mommy at 8:01 pm.

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       Diane Insideposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I was going to say that, a nice hot bubble bath in an oversized tub with candles all around, lights down low and some soft music in the background.
       
       Then just let all the worries just slip away.  Till I'm a prune.

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          cardeleanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Heck yes!

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    My Storiesposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered for me to have the career I have always wanted and to live a creative life.

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       sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That is wonderful..live it up

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Go for it!!! )

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ..he said 'you need to get laid'..and 'book another appointment for next week or midweek'...so I did..........

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            So-name your doc--oh, and did he give any suggestions for the person administering the medicine? 

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          his name is 'Dr Luv'...he said "i've got the cure yor thinkin' of"...

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             Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    the Dr ordered a tall, chilled glass of Long Island Iced Tea under the shade of a beach umbrella watching ocean waves slap the shore. 

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       cardeleanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oooooo!  I like it.

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    cardeleanposted 13 years ago

    The dr. ordered a hot fudge brownie sundae.  With no calories or fat included.

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       YUM!  I like THAT!   

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered a NEW job Quick, Quick, Quick!!! :worried:

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       sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Dont stress .. you will get it quick quick quick..
       
       The doctor ordered some rest and fun... (for you Denise )

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          Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks!  The doctor ordered you to stay dry and healthy!   

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered some R & R

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 13 years ago

    The good doctor ordered me to go to the beach tomorrow and stay till Sunday and do a whole lot of nothing...so I will obey!

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    buy a lotto ticket -- all my headaches will go away 

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered for me to stay positive! 

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered a new outfit for my interview this Friday so I followed his orders. 

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The Doctor ordered a good rest tonight and back to writing applications for work tomorrow!   

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    My Storiesposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered for me to stay positive.

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    glenn wallaceposted 13 years ago

    No more monkeys jumping on the bed. That is what the doctor said. In fact, he said it five times.

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         My kids LOVED that little song/story.

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    My Storiesposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to take dad out to dinner.

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Awww, so sweet.  Wish my dad were here for me to take out to dinner.

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    Motown2Chitownposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered a trip to Australia in January.

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       OMG--did the doctor also order you to take along a companion?  I think so.
       Pick me, Pick me!!!   (I'm the one jumping up and down with my hand waving in the air in case you hadn't noticed!) 

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    My Storiesposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to keep cool.

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to "GO TO BED!"  (it is now 4:00 a.m.)

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    cloudy_coolposted 13 years ago

    the doctor ordered a bunch of maniacs to fight with each other to prove to me that i wasn't really as much insane, lol!!

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to take heart...the end will soon be here.

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       cloudy_coolposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ='(

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    cloudy_coolposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to go on a strike (from cleaning and cooking and kid's diapers) so that my hubby could take me seriously!! lol

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered take two margarita's and call him in the morning (oh, and to send maid service over to your home)

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       cloudy_coolposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       coooooollll!!!

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    lex123posted 13 years ago

    The Doctor ordered : to spend sometime in the sandpit, for a quick relief from stress.

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    cloudy_coolposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered to peel off a cellotape and stick it on my mouth to stop talking (

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         oh, oh!

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered to take two of these (aspirin) and call him in the morning.  Good night!

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    Danette Wattposted 13 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to take a deep breath and trust in a higher power that all will turn out exactly as it should and for the best of everyone.

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's a good order! 

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    to take some time and relax under the whispy branches of a tree

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    cardeleanposted 13 years ago

    to spend some time at the beach tomorrow

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    Danette Wattposted 13 years ago

    to have a glass of Bailey's  -- hi Cara

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       Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh YUM!  Hi Beth, Cara and Danette 

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    To get a good night sleep for the long drive to Raleigh tomorrow.

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    Motown2Chitownposted 13 years ago

    A night in a four star hotel with complimentary room service, champagne and strawberries...with my hubby of course!

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    Danette Wattposted 13 years ago

    Motown2Chitown - sounds nice, hope you are able to fill that prescription
    
    To get a massage to loosen up my tight back muscles after working in the yard tonight.

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       Motown2Chitownposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That one sounds nice too, Danette - the massage part!

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