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   lovelypaperposted 12 years ago

   As I was driving down the road the other day I noticed.....

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      Mr-Yo LVposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ...a man was streaking down the street with...

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   drej2522posted 12 years ago

   ...a very old man, in orange prison coveralls, standing in the middle of the road.

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   Loi-Reneeposted 12 years ago

   ...I wanted nothing to do with an escaped convict so I put a little more of my weight on the pedal...

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   My Storiesposted 12 years ago

   ...as the car excelerated, the escaped convict tried to run and get in the car...

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   Traqqerposted 12 years ago

   when suddenly a giant vulture came swooping down to grab the convict and fly him to her nest.

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   Rosie2010posted 12 years ago

   The giant vulture chicks were so happy to see their mom, and excited asked "Is this dinner, mom?"

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   cydroposted 12 years ago

   She said "Yes,I had to pick up fast food on my way home from work." She placed the convict in the giant vulture microwave.

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      cydroposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ...but then the microwave exploded because the convict's gangsta chain was made of metal

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   My Storiesposted 12 years ago

   the birdies were not very happy and momma vulture had to go hunt again..

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      cydroposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      And off she was, looking for her favorite food:  blue rhinos that have pink stripes.

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   R.S. Hutchinsonposted 12 years ago

   And then the incessant ringing woke me from my slumber, Why the hell was I dreaming about vultures and rhinos? I glanced at the clock...

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    4tuneposted 12 years ago

    Oh God,I'm late for work! I realized as I had forgotten to set the alarm..

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    Rosie2010posted 12 years ago

    I jumped off the bed in a hurry, ran to the bathroom and took a quick shower, brushed my teeth, looked in the hamper for anything I could put on that don't smell too much.  As I was locking the door, I had this funny feeling that I...

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       cydroposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Had forgot to put on underwear!  I rushed back to put some on, but then to my surprise...

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    Emile Rposted 12 years ago

    There was a blue rhino standing in the bedroom; with the underwear I had forgotten hanging from its horn.

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    So I turned on the giant distress vultuture-signal (which looks like the batman light signal but with a vulture head) and called mama vulture to come and get the disgusting big fat rhino that by then was doing a pole dance with my thong!

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       C.V.Rajanposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Oh! Back to the dream about vultures and rhinos. Do dreams really work like tele-serials?! The funny feeling that I had was nothing but sleep; Despite the quick shower, I could not help but doze off at the dining table. Shit. Last night It was 2:00 AM when I was finally left to sleep by Robert. Insatiable animal!

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          cydroposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          and then I saw blood everywhere.

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             klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             The blood was coming out of Robert's chest and I yelled for help but no one came!

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                L. Spikesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                Right then, I noticed that there was a piece of paper lying next to Robert's body. It was a handwritten note.

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                   klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   The note said...
                   
                   Ask L. Spikes about what happened. He knows EVERYTHING!

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                      L. Spikesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                      Of course! How could I argue with such sage-like wisdom? But L. Spikes is so elusive. How would I ever be able to find him? I called up my best friend. He knows ALMOST EVERYTHING!

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                         klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                         L. Spikes' best friend was a Peruvian Quechua shaman by the name of Papa Kool Aide, and was difficult to find. L. Spikes had to travel to Lima and go through an adventurous donkey ride towards the Andes.

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                            L. Spikesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                            I figured as much. How transcendent of him! I can't wait for him to get back. Robert is ruining the ambiance of my apartment. I asked Papa Kool Aide if he knew of anyone closer who could help. Suddenly, there came a knock at the door.

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                               klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                               It was the rhino wearing the thong! The thong had the clue to solve the mystery of Robert's murder!!!

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    seamistposted 12 years ago

    Suddenly, I realized I must be hallucinating. It wasn't the rhino, but it was two men in white coats. When I resisted going with them, they wrestled me down to the ground and handcuffed me. As I screamed for help at the top of my lungs, blood started gushing out from my ears.

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    "Who sent you for me?" I asked, "are you working for Papa Kool Aide?"

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       cydroposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       "Shut up," one replied.  They started dragging me out the apartment.  "Where are you taking me?!" I shrieked.  Little did they know...

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    Rosie2010posted 12 years ago

    everything is being video taped and my family is from Sicily...

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       manlypoetrymanposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       They will be getting a visit from "Quido" the Smasher for sure, and his speciality is breaking thumbs.

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    My Storiesposted 12 years ago

    As I sat in this black room with no windows, the two men in white coats came in with long diamond wands. Guess who appears "Quido"..

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       LeslieAdrienneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       and the guy in the convict who was blown across state when the microwave exploded. It appears that he was really a Federal agent who was working under cover when...

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