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  1. lovelypaper profile image67
    lovelypaperposted 6 years ago

    As I was driving down the road the other day I noticed.....

    1. Mr-Yo LV profile image59
      Mr-Yo LVposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ...a man was streaking down the street with...

  2. drej2522 profile image84
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    ...a very old man, in orange prison coveralls, standing in the middle of the road.

  3. Loi-Renee profile image83
    Loi-Reneeposted 6 years ago

    ...I wanted nothing to do with an escaped convict so I put a little more of my weight on the pedal...

  4. My Stories profile image60
    My Storiesposted 6 years ago

    ...as the car excelerated, the escaped convict tried to run and get in the car...

  5. Traqqer profile image72
    Traqqerposted 6 years ago

    when suddenly a giant vulture came swooping down to grab the convict and fly him to her nest.

  6. Rosie2010 profile image75
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    The giant vulture chicks were so happy to see their mom, and excited asked "Is this dinner, mom?"

  7. cydro profile image88
    cydroposted 6 years ago

    She said "Yes,I had to pick up fast food on my way home from work." She placed the convict in the giant vulture microwave.

    1. cydro profile image88
      cydroposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ...but then the microwave exploded because the convict's gangsta chain was made of metal

  8. My Stories profile image60
    My Storiesposted 6 years ago

    the birdies were not very happy and momma vulture had to go hunt again..

    1. cydro profile image88
      cydroposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And off she was, looking for her favorite food:  blue rhinos that have pink stripes.

  9. R.S. Hutchinson profile image82
    R.S. Hutchinsonposted 6 years ago

    And then the incessant ringing woke me from my slumber, Why the hell was I dreaming about vultures and rhinos? I glanced at the clock...

  10. 4tune profile image59
    4tuneposted 6 years ago

    Oh God,I'm late for work! I realized as I had forgotten to set the alarm..

  11. Rosie2010 profile image75
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    I jumped off the bed in a hurry, ran to the bathroom and took a quick shower, brushed my teeth, looked in the hamper for anything I could put on that don't smell too much.  As I was locking the door, I had this funny feeling that I...

    1. cydro profile image88
      cydroposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Had forgot to put on underwear!  I rushed back to put some on, but then to my surprise...

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    Emile Rposted 6 years ago

    There was a blue rhino standing in the bedroom; with the underwear I had forgotten hanging from its horn.

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    klarawieckposted 6 years ago

    So I turned on the giant distress vultuture-signal (which looks like the batman light signal but with a vulture head) and called mama vulture to come and get the disgusting big fat rhino that by then was doing a pole dance with my thong!

    1. C.V.Rajan profile image65
      C.V.Rajanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh! Back to the dream about vultures and rhinos. Do dreams really work like tele-serials?! The funny feeling that I had was nothing but sleep; Despite the quick shower, I could not help but doze off at the dining table. Shit. Last night It was 2:00 AM when I was finally left to sleep by Robert. Insatiable animal!

      1. cydro profile image88
        cydroposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        and then I saw blood everywhere.

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          klarawieckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          The blood was coming out of Robert's chest and I yelled for help but no one came!

          1. L. Spikes profile image88
            L. Spikesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Right then, I noticed that there was a piece of paper lying next to Robert's body. It was a handwritten note.

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              klarawieckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              The note said...

              Ask L. Spikes about what happened. He knows EVERYTHING!

              1. L. Spikes profile image88
                L. Spikesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Of course! How could I argue with such sage-like wisdom? But L. Spikes is so elusive. How would I ever be able to find him? I called up my best friend. He knows ALMOST EVERYTHING!

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                  klarawieckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  L. Spikes' best friend was a Peruvian Quechua shaman by the name of Papa Kool Aide, and was difficult to find. L. Spikes had to travel to Lima and go through an adventurous donkey ride towards the Andes.

                  1. L. Spikes profile image88
                    L. Spikesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I figured as much. How transcendent of him! I can't wait for him to get back. Robert is ruining the ambiance of my apartment. I asked Papa Kool Aide if he knew of anyone closer who could help. Suddenly, there came a knock at the door.

  14. seamist profile image70
    seamistposted 6 years ago

    Suddenly, I realized I must be hallucinating. It wasn't the rhino, but it was two men in white coats. When I resisted going with them, they wrestled me down to the ground and handcuffed me. As I screamed for help at the top of my lungs, blood started gushing out from my ears.

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    klarawieckposted 6 years ago

    "Who sent you for me?" I asked, "are you working for Papa Kool Aide?"

    1. cydro profile image88
      cydroposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      "Shut up," one replied.  They started dragging me out the apartment.  "Where are you taking me?!" I shrieked.  Little did they know...

  16. Rosie2010 profile image75
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    everything is being video taped and my family is from Sicily...

    1. manlypoetryman profile image67
      manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      They will be getting a visit from "Quido" the Smasher for sure, and his speciality is breaking thumbs.

  17. My Stories profile image60
    My Storiesposted 6 years ago

    As I sat in this black room with no windows, the two men in white coats came in with long diamond wands. Guess who appears "Quido"..

    1. LeslieAdrienne profile image81
      LeslieAdrienneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      and the guy in the convict who was blown across state when the microwave exploded. It appears that he was really a Federal agent who was working under cover when...

 
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