As I was driving down the road the other day I noticed.....
...a very old man, in orange prison coveralls, standing in the middle of the road.
...I wanted nothing to do with an escaped convict so I put a little more of my weight on the pedal...
...as the car excelerated, the escaped convict tried to run and get in the car...
when suddenly a giant vulture came swooping down to grab the convict and fly him to her nest.
The giant vulture chicks were so happy to see their mom, and excited asked "Is this dinner, mom?"
She said "Yes,I had to pick up fast food on my way home from work." She placed the convict in the giant vulture microwave.
the birdies were not very happy and momma vulture had to go hunt again..
And then the incessant ringing woke me from my slumber, Why the hell was I dreaming about vultures and rhinos? I glanced at the clock...
Oh God,I'm late for work! I realized as I had forgotten to set the alarm..
I jumped off the bed in a hurry, ran to the bathroom and took a quick shower, brushed my teeth, looked in the hamper for anything I could put on that don't smell too much. As I was locking the door, I had this funny feeling that I...
There was a blue rhino standing in the bedroom; with the underwear I had forgotten hanging from its horn.
So I turned on the giant distress vultuture-signal (which looks like the batman light signal but with a vulture head) and called mama vulture to come and get the disgusting big fat rhino that by then was doing a pole dance with my thong!
Oh! Back to the dream about vultures and rhinos. Do dreams really work like tele-serials?! The funny feeling that I had was nothing but sleep; Despite the quick shower, I could not help but doze off at the dining table. Shit. Last night It was 2:00 AM when I was finally left to sleep by Robert. Insatiable animal!
The blood was coming out of Robert's chest and I yelled for help but no one came!
Right then, I noticed that there was a piece of paper lying next to Robert's body. It was a handwritten note.
The note said...
Ask L. Spikes about what happened. He knows EVERYTHING!
Of course! How could I argue with such sage-like wisdom? But L. Spikes is so elusive. How would I ever be able to find him? I called up my best friend. He knows ALMOST EVERYTHING!
L. Spikes' best friend was a Peruvian Quechua shaman by the name of Papa Kool Aide, and was difficult to find. L. Spikes had to travel to Lima and go through an adventurous donkey ride towards the Andes.
I figured as much. How transcendent of him! I can't wait for him to get back. Robert is ruining the ambiance of my apartment. I asked Papa Kool Aide if he knew of anyone closer who could help. Suddenly, there came a knock at the door.
Suddenly, I realized I must be hallucinating. It wasn't the rhino, but it was two men in white coats. When I resisted going with them, they wrestled me down to the ground and handcuffed me. As I screamed for help at the top of my lungs, blood started gushing out from my ears.
"Who sent you for me?" I asked, "are you working for Papa Kool Aide?"
everything is being video taped and my family is from Sicily...
As I sat in this black room with no windows, the two men in white coats came in with long diamond wands. Guess who appears "Quido"..
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