OPEN LETTER TO PAUL EDMONDSON

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  1. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    Dear Mr. Edmondson

    I have been a loyal Hubber for over 2 years now, and through my Hubs, I have made your organization dozens of dollars.

    I have stayed loyal despite Panda (not really sure what 'Panda' is, but people seem to complain about it a lot), and have devoted countless hours to helping people find the one true God (my God, that is) in the religious forums.

    I have also devoted hours upon hours to your site, despite the fact that my own adult venture: "www.PicturesOfGreekOneInTheNudeEatingAChickenSaladSandwich.com" has suffered as a consequence.

    As THE model Hubber, a fellow former resident of San Luis Obispo, and a graduate from California Polytechnic University (what!?!!??  i could have lived and graduates from these places too!!!).. I think it is time you reciprocate my contributions to your website.

    Clearly HubPages needs a staff member from Canada who can represent it up here in the Great White North, assure that the 'internet' thingy (not really sure what that is either, but I am a fast study) is in god working order, and execute (with discrete intensity) any fellow Canadian Hubbers who complain too much (....or just for sport).

    In exchange for these services, I would reluctantly accept $159 American dollars (or Canadian, depending upon the exchange rate when this offer is accepted).

    Looking forward to your reply, and to your counteroffer.

    Yours Truly,
    Greek One

    PS.. I am also a big fan of YieldBuild (although I am not really sure what that is either).

    1. Xenonlit profile image61
      Xenonlitposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      " I have made your organization dozens of dollars."

      Hub Pages would be a fool to resist such a major money maker. I hope to have such wealth someday.

      Capitulate and pay, I say!

      1. Greek One profile image75
        Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        (i kind of exaggerated there... but thing of my untapped potential!)

    2. Rosie2010 profile image74
      Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/hahaha-024.gif

      $159American dollars?  Heck, go for broke... round it up to $160American dollars!

      1. profile image0
        SirDentposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Don't be greedy Rosie.  tonguetonguetonguetongue  lol

    3. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      roll  lol

    4. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      PayPal account still shows 'zero'

      1. SimeyC profile image95
        SimeyCposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Strange thing - I just got a huge Paypal payment - with the quote 'Greek One - thanks for all the superb forum posts and keeping us all happy at Hubpages - Paul.'

        Wonder what that was about! Ah well - paid the mortgage this month at least!

        1. Greek One profile image75
          Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          damn internet goblins!

  2. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    I'm going to keep bumping this until i get my money

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      As will I! lol

    2. Reality Bytes profile image79
      Reality Bytesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      We really need someone to moderate the disgusting and vulgar letters being posted to the forums.

      No P's Q's or G's allowed, These people do not think we know what it means when they post such disgusting terms such as PHFRT.

      Yeah like we stewpid or sumthin?

  3. wavegirl22 profile image41
    wavegirl22posted 6 years ago

    I am applying to be GreekOnes personal assistant

    And I really want to take a Turkey stroll with paradigmsearch!

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I am contributing to Paradigmsearch's foundation, and lending him my personal assistant to help manage the incoming funds

      1. wavegirl22 profile image41
        wavegirl22posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        You do realize there is a team uniform that we will all have to wear. .and though Paul is a Niners fan .. the colors we wear are green and white!

        1. Greek One profile image75
          Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          i work in the nude....

          hence the high staff turnover rate

          1. wavegirl22 profile image41
            wavegirl22posted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Nude works. .but what happens when you take a knee up the middle?

            1. Greek One profile image75
              Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              .. i get my ass back to work and clean the house like my wife told me to in the first place

              1. wavegirl22 profile image41
                wavegirl22posted 6 years agoin reply to this

                well like i said. . .

                go Green!

                1. Greek One profile image75
                  Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  but i heard that the Giants were by far the better team???

                  1. wavegirl22 profile image41
                    wavegirl22posted 6 years agoin reply to this

                    Giants = NFC

                    Jets = AFC

                    Giants are tough but Im not feeling them going all the way.

                    Jets under Rex. . well now that is something to root for. .. ..

                    and since your wife wants you to go work and clean the house. .the best way these days is to go Green (he he in more ways then one wink

            2. paradigmsearch profile image89
              paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Making notation... Don't mess with wavegirl...

              1. Greek One profile image75
                Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                ..some of us appreciate well-timed discipline

          2. davenmidtown profile image87
            davenmidtownposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I think if you work in the nude Greek One ... someone else should run the paper shredder....

      2. paradigmsearch profile image89
        paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Per her agreement, I humbly accept.

        1. profile image0
          Arlene V. Pomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          How did you come up with $159?  Don't you feel you are worth more, Greek One?  If this does not pan out, were you planning to do it for free as an Elite Hubber.?  Testing, testing . . .

          1. Greek One profile image75
            Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            my value has actually been ascertained by an accounting firm as being in the $20 range... but I thought I would open high as a brilliant negotiating ploy.

            It will pan out... I know where he lives and I am willing to 'Occupy Paul" if I have to

            1. paradigmsearch profile image89
              paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Dear Paul,

              I absolutely, categorically promise/state/affirm not to occupy you or be occupied by you.

              Sincerely,

              -paradigmsearch

              1. Greek One profile image75
                Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Para... they are based out of San Fran....

                advantage, Greek One!

                1. paradigmsearch profile image89
                  paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  I lived there 10 years.

                  Advantage, paradigmsearch!

                  1. Greek One profile image75
                    Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                    you must be spent!

                    Advantage Greek One!

  4. homesteadbound profile image85
    homesteadboundposted 6 years ago

    Curious. Are you sure about that "is in god working order,"? LOL

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      i'm not a spell checker...i am a professional!

      1. homesteadbound profile image85
        homesteadboundposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile

    2. profile image0
      Baileybearposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      "is in greek god working order"?

  5. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/5811124_f248.jpg

  6. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    If this works out for you, Mr. One, I'm going to ask to be in charge of HP South - for the Deep South. After all, it's as different from the rest of the U.S. as Canada is...maybe more! I can also serve as interpretor/translator for hubs written in Deep Southernese because I'm fluent in the language.

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      ya but confederate currency is no longer legal tender tongue

    2. Mighty Mom profile image81
      Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Habee,
      You have demonstrated you are more than capable of the task.
      How about Randy Godwin as your assistant?
      Sounds like a winning platform to me!

      1. habee profile image94
        habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        RG and I could never work together.

  7. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    I should meander here, but I shall not.

    1. Mighty Mom profile image81
      Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think I have ever heard anyone say they "should" meander before.
      Nor restrain themselves from doing so.
      lol

  8. MelissaBarrett profile image60
    MelissaBarrettposted 6 years ago

    Paul, I would like to promise everything that the assorted members have promised you but... (and this is a big but) it all comes with DIMPLES!

    As always, Dimples FTW.

    You can send my employment TOS whenever you get around to it.  I'm patient.

  9. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ...well this looked like a fun thread...

    1. profile image0
      SirDentposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      C'mon Someway, it isn't dead. . .

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile...I think i'll have to set up camp....GO can't take over Canerda...he lives in the wrong area

        1. profile image0
          SirDentposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          He is incapable anyway.  He had strict orders from his wife to clean the house and couldn't even do that right.  The poor sod.  sad

          1. Mighty Mom profile image81
            Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            You mean cleaning in the nude is not what she wanted?

            1. profile image0
              SirDentposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              All I know is, He couldn't do it right.  Nude or non-nude, I know nothing about.

              1. Mighty Mom profile image81
                Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Well maybe he was too busy making money for Hub Pages.
                That's a legitimate excuse. I use it all the time at my house!

                1. profile image0
                  SirDentposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  He did say he has made dozens of dollars for HubPages since he joined.  Then he also implied that he was exaggerating a little.

            2. profile image62
              logic,commonsenseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Perhaps his broom handle was dragging on the floor! smile

          2. profile image0
            kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            what a fraud!

            1. profile image0
              SirDentposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              He isn't a broad

              1. profile image0
                kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Kim just nods

                1. profile image0
                  kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  I just ate cod

                  1. Pcunix profile image89
                    Pcunixposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                    Oh.  Then it's NOT this year?

  10. Pcunix profile image89
    Pcunixposted 6 years ago

    I would also like to recommend this fine gentlemen be considered for employment in some position that will pay him enough to live comfortably in whatever that county north of us is called.  Is it Halifax?  Antartica?  I know it isn't Afghanistan, because that's beside Turkey, I think.  Though why anyone would want to live up there is beyond me. 

    Well, it doesn't matter, because the important thing is that encyclopedic knowledge of ancient Etruscan pottery is plainly lacking in HP staff and the Greek fella could fill that void admirably.  As could I, but I have other commitments and cannot be paid in Canadian dollars.

  11. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    still waiting for counter-offer

    very excited about this opportunity

  12. profile image0
    Arlene V. Pomaposted 6 years ago

    Unless your "natural" good looks can add a lot to the office landscaping, I suggest you go shopping for a nice suit, tie, shoes, and watch.  I would not be working nude in San Francisco or bending over for any reason.  Trust me.

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I was hoping that would get me a 'raise'

  13. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    OK... I'll settle for $134

  14. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    only have $136 sorry

  15. Paul Edmondson profile imageSTAFF
    Paul Edmondsonposted 6 years ago

    @Greek One

    Thank you for the letter.  While I have deep admiration and love for Canadians our Canadian office isn't scheduled to open until 2036. I'm hoping you'll settle for a T-shirt and mug. 

    Thanks for going for a walk with me.  As a note of caution, I lead all turkeys to the barbecue.

    @MelissaBarrett - Your offer of dimples is in my sweet spot.  HubPages accepts all the great smiles we can get.

    @wavergirl - Looks like the Giants are down and out (cowboy fans smile).  Stay behind the jets and you have a slim shot of the wildcard, although I'll take the Tebows.  We really need a NYC office.  You should have free time this playoff season (couldn't resist) to start it up.  What do you say?

    @habee - We need a Southern presence.  Does it come with southern BBQ?  If dimples are my weak spot (just ask Robin - she has big ones), then food is my absolute weakness.  Put some tasty BBQ food in front of me and all I do is nod yes.

    Good fun.  -Paul

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      YES!!!!

      LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST GOT A JOB NAILED DOWN FOR 2036!!

      THANK YOU PAUL!!!

      1. Pcunix profile image89
        Pcunixposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        You DO understand that the world is ending later this year?

        Or is it next?

        Darn.  I've forgotten.  Oh, well, I'll know when it happens, right?

        1. Greek One profile image75
          Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I see no reason to assume that we will not have to work in the afterlife....

          in fact, I will need those years to help pay off my mortgage

          1. profile image0
            kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            and my credit cards

            1. Greek One profile image75
              Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              ... yes, and all of Kimberly's credit cards

              1. profile image0
                kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                big_smile

  16. andromida profile image58
    andromidaposted 6 years ago

    Greek, I love the domain name (...chickenSalad...); Can I write for your blog smile

 
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