Dear Mr. Edmondson
I have been a loyal Hubber for over 2 years now, and through my Hubs, I have made your organization dozens of dollars.
I have stayed loyal despite Panda (not really sure what 'Panda' is, but people seem to complain about it a lot), and have devoted countless hours to helping people find the one true God (my God, that is) in the religious forums.
I have also devoted hours upon hours to your site, despite the fact that my own adult venture: "www.PicturesOfGreekOneInTheNudeEatingAChickenSaladSandwich.com" has suffered as a consequence.
As THE model Hubber, a fellow former resident of San Luis Obispo, and a graduate from California Polytechnic University (what!?!!?? i could have lived and graduates from these places too!!!).. I think it is time you reciprocate my contributions to your website.
Clearly HubPages needs a staff member from Canada who can represent it up here in the Great White North, assure that the 'internet' thingy (not really sure what that is either, but I am a fast study) is in god working order, and execute (with discrete intensity) any fellow Canadian Hubbers who complain too much (....or just for sport).
In exchange for these services, I would reluctantly accept $159 American dollars (or Canadian, depending upon the exchange rate when this offer is accepted).
Looking forward to your reply, and to your counteroffer.
PS.. I am also a big fan of YieldBuild (although I am not really sure what that is either).
" I have made your organization dozens of dollars."
Hub Pages would be a fool to resist such a major money maker. I hope to have such wealth someday.
Capitulate and pay, I say!
$159American dollars? Heck, go for broke... round it up to $160American dollars!
Strange thing - I just got a huge Paypal payment - with the quote 'Greek One - thanks for all the superb forum posts and keeping us all happy at Hubpages - Paul.'
Wonder what that was about! Ah well - paid the mortgage this month at least!
We really need someone to moderate the disgusting and vulgar letters being posted to the forums.
No P's Q's or G's allowed, These people do not think we know what it means when they post such disgusting terms such as PHFRT.
Yeah like we stewpid or sumthin?
I am applying to be GreekOnes personal assistant
And I really want to take a Turkey stroll with paradigmsearch!
I am contributing to Paradigmsearch's foundation, and lending him my personal assistant to help manage the incoming funds
You do realize there is a team uniform that we will all have to wear. .and though Paul is a Niners fan .. the colors we wear are green and white!
i work in the nude....
hence the high staff turnover rate
Nude works. .but what happens when you take a knee up the middle?
.. i get my ass back to work and clean the house like my wife told me to in the first place
but i heard that the Giants were by far the better team???
Giants = NFC
Jets = AFC
Giants are tough but Im not feeling them going all the way.
Jets under Rex. . well now that is something to root for. .. ..
and since your wife wants you to go work and clean the house. .the best way these days is to go Green (he he in more ways then one
..but the person who said it was some guy named 'Namath'....
he seemed fairly knowledgeable during the interview (although admittedly, he was a tad drunk)
Making notation... Don't mess with wavegirl...
I think if you work in the nude Greek One ... someone else should run the paper shredder....
How did you come up with $159? Don't you feel you are worth more, Greek One? If this does not pan out, were you planning to do it for free as an Elite Hubber.? Testing, testing . . .
my value has actually been ascertained by an accounting firm as being in the $20 range... but I thought I would open high as a brilliant negotiating ploy.
It will pan out... I know where he lives and I am willing to 'Occupy Paul" if I have to
I absolutely, categorically promise/state/affirm not to occupy you or be occupied by you.
Para... they are based out of San Fran....
advantage, Greek One!
I lived there 10 years.
Para wont mess with me .. he wont even take me for a turkey walk .. . and that was after he walked with so many last night..
no he was gobbling around and would take a stroll with me .. . .
Im hoping the next holiday I am first on his list ..
but then again I will be too busy assisting you. .. . that I wont have time for a turkey stroll!
~the day after stroll.
paradigmsearch and wavegirl22 taking a post Thanksgiving day stroll...
discussing WG's new assistant position with Greek One
Dear Paul Edmondson,
I hope you are taking note of the unbridled competitive spirit Mr. One brings to this position. That is the essence of Hub Pages and what enables successful hubbers like Greek One to earn those dozens of dollars for this organization.
Although he has not officially asked me to, nor has he agreed to pay me any kind of referral bonus (hint hint), I am writing this is a letter of recommendation for Mr. One to run the Hub Pages North outpost.
Respectfully submitted this 25th day of November in the year of our Lord (or whatever God/god the Religion Forum can agree to abide by) 2011,
Some Mighty Mother is going to get a big Pay Pal surprise when some One's ship comes in
Curious. Are you sure about that "is in god working order,"? LOL
If this works out for you, Mr. One, I'm going to ask to be in charge of HP South - for the Deep South. After all, it's as different from the rest of the U.S. as Canada is...maybe more! I can also serve as interpretor/translator for hubs written in Deep Southernese because I'm fluent in the language.
ya but confederate currency is no longer legal tender
You have demonstrated you are more than capable of the task.
How about Randy Godwin as your assistant?
Sounds like a winning platform to me!
Paul, I would like to promise everything that the assorted members have promised you but... (and this is a big but) it all comes with DIMPLES!
As always, Dimples FTW.
You can send my employment TOS whenever you get around to it. I'm patient.
...I think i'll have to set up camp....GO can't take over Canerda...he lives in the wrong area
He is incapable anyway. He had strict orders from his wife to clean the house and couldn't even do that right. The poor sod.
You mean cleaning in the nude is not what she wanted?
All I know is, He couldn't do it right. Nude or non-nude, I know nothing about.
Well maybe he was too busy making money for Hub Pages.
That's a legitimate excuse. I use it all the time at my house!
Perhaps his broom handle was dragging on the floor!
Because you wouldn't have eaten cod if it were ending THIS year. That would be silly. And foolish. And a waste of cod.
I would also like to recommend this fine gentlemen be considered for employment in some position that will pay him enough to live comfortably in whatever that county north of us is called. Is it Halifax? Antartica? I know it isn't Afghanistan, because that's beside Turkey, I think. Though why anyone would want to live up there is beyond me.
Well, it doesn't matter, because the important thing is that encyclopedic knowledge of ancient Etruscan pottery is plainly lacking in HP staff and the Greek fella could fill that void admirably. As could I, but I have other commitments and cannot be paid in Canadian dollars.
still waiting for counter-offer
very excited about this opportunity
Unless your "natural" good looks can add a lot to the office landscaping, I suggest you go shopping for a nice suit, tie, shoes, and watch. I would not be working nude in San Francisco or bending over for any reason. Trust me.
Thank you for the letter. While I have deep admiration and love for Canadians our Canadian office isn't scheduled to open until 2036. I'm hoping you'll settle for a T-shirt and mug.
Thanks for going for a walk with me. As a note of caution, I lead all turkeys to the barbecue.
@MelissaBarrett - Your offer of dimples is in my sweet spot. HubPages accepts all the great smiles we can get.
@wavergirl - Looks like the Giants are down and out (cowboy fans smile). Stay behind the jets and you have a slim shot of the wildcard, although I'll take the Tebows. We really need a NYC office. You should have free time this playoff season (couldn't resist) to start it up. What do you say?
@habee - We need a Southern presence. Does it come with southern BBQ? If dimples are my weak spot (just ask Robin - she has big ones), then food is my absolute weakness. Put some tasty BBQ food in front of me and all I do is nod yes.
Good fun. -Paul
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST GOT A JOB NAILED DOWN FOR 2036!!
THANK YOU PAUL!!!
You DO understand that the world is ending later this year?
Or is it next?
Darn. I've forgotten. Oh, well, I'll know when it happens, right?
I see no reason to assume that we will not have to work in the afterlife....
in fact, I will need those years to help pay off my mortgage
Greek, I love the domain name (...chickenSalad...); Can I write for your blog
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