What percentage of the time are you honest? But be honest.

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   I'm a confident 2% honest person, honestly

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      bbnixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah yeah....I know you, Kimberly, to be one of the most honest people I have ever met.. and I would definitely inverse that ratio to 98% honest, and even call that a misrepresentation...you are a wonderful example of a kind, generous, and empathetic sweetheart, and I'm sorry, there just ain't much room there for notions of dishonesty...
      
      And me, I believe I'm good for about 99.862 percent, on average...roughly...seriously......um.....yeah...that's it....[eyes searching everywhere].... I'm a very honest guy...Really!!!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OK truth?  I honestly have no idea

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   Pcunixposted 13 years ago

   I'm always 100% honest.
   
   Well, unless we're talking about sex or money, of course.

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   honestly?.....
   
   

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      Dedmorozposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO!
      
      Love it

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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   Pcunixposted 13 years ago

   I've always thought my wife is the ultimate truth teller.
   
   She'll take a cake or other foodstuff and offer it to a neighbor, explaining
   
   "We won't eat this because it is terribly unhealthy - loaded with sugar and fats and too much salt.  Would you like it?"
   
   Amazingly they often take it.

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      Stacie Lposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      i think I'm too honest sometimes,but about 99% of the time. i sometimes will tell a white lie to spare someone's feelings...

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   

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      Dedmorozposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hah, that's great Expecially the ending.
      
      ...a little hard to read though because of the small font.

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   Dedmorozposted 13 years ago

   Mon - Fri, about 75% honest
   
   Sat & Sun and other holidays 25%.
   
   Gotta be honest with the boss

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      lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I have no bosses and all that, I'm honest 100% of the time. This I say honestly. What am I going to get by lying here

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   Can someone please honestly explain what this thread is about?  Honestly?

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      lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmm... I guess it's your thread you should be the one explaining

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Okay that's a lie

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            lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            No it's not - up to date I didn't have to. The only lie was not to hurt a person that's about it.

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   couturepopcafeposted 13 years ago

   Almost 100% of people who say they are completely 100% honest are lying.  Usually to themselves.  Everyone lies.  Everyone.  It may not be an outright lie so let's call it a deception.  Even wearing makeup is a deception.  I know it's nitpicking but it's a misrepresention on a very fine scale.
   
   We must often lie to (not tell the whole truth, deceive) our children.  If we did'nt they wouldn't have a childhood.  We deceive our lovers when we think of something or someone else during intimacy or any other time of day or night.  "Honey, what are you thinking about?"  "Oh, nothing."
   
   BS.  Everyone lies.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      but is it bad that I like lying?

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      Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Interesting statement considering you don't know everyone.
      Again, interesting statement. Untrue. Thus, a lie in it and of itself, because you cannot know.
      Any form of lie is a deception.
      Really? That's a bit cynical. People wear make up why exactly? To look more presentable or to look better. To call it a deception is awfully negative.
      Nitpicking? Misrepresentation? Then I guess the same could be said about putting on clothing?
      And why exactly?
      Explain?
      Another interesting statement? I know a lot people who are just blank minded. Naturally stupid.
      Again, YOU don't know everyone.

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         couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Ok, you got me.  (It was meant to be a provocative comment.)

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   PaulGoodman67posted 13 years ago

   I am honest 117% of the time.  ;-)

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    Night Magicposted 13 years ago

    I'm honest about 98% of the time.  I do lie if I know the truth will really hurt someone's feelings.

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    Bard of Elyposted 13 years ago

    All of the time! I am sworn to Truth, Honour and Justice as a member of the Loyal Arthurian Warband Druid Order and I take my vow seriously!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    I swear now I am stuck on stupid?  : :

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       Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Kimberly, you can never be stuck on stupid, simply because you're not stupid.

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          

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             Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    Honestly who said lie?

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