Joe, you're brilliant. Sign me up to climb on board for the bailout. I might be new, but I deserve some bailing and shopping too.
BT...don't you have some ancestoral connections, like that Sir Medieval-pants (how do you spell that?) I heard you mention once, which should allow you to flash a coat of arms document or something in Washington to get the ball rolling?
Sarah, I left you a fan mail with a serious question, and I'm still waiting for the answer...Did you really make out with Joe the plumber in the housewares section of WalMart last week? That's what the Enquirer says, and we all know about the serious journalism flowing through those pages. Didn't you hear the campaign is over? You don't need to do that any longer. 