Your chance to be a stand up comic!
- robertzimmerman2posted 10 years ago
0A week ago I looked at the graph of my traffic and I thought "Up Up and Away" as it went higher and higher with each day.
Unfortunately now it's more a case of "Up Up and It Went Away"
Scores are just scores. We get advised over and over not to worry about them.
But here I was feeling rich and favoured with the big banner telling me that my "Earnings so far" were $0.03 - and it is in solid US dollare, mind you - and then Whoa!! One morning it all blew away. It is gone, all of it. Gone in one woof. I am back to $0.00!
Oh me, oh my!!
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That's cute!
- robertzimmerman2posted 10 years ago0
Not going to comment on traffic
Here's my little snippet:
"I'm imagining Amazon as a cute little white fluffy rabbit. We whisper sweet original content into it's ear, pat it and persuade it and it goes and makes lots of baby rabbies (ie commissions)."haha! Guess I'll have to read your poem on Internet Dating again
Be my guest Suzanne, just beware of guy's named "Doc" and his friends...
My total earnings this weekend is so low . . .
How low is it!
My earnings are so low that if I told you the amount in this forum, HP Staff would give me a pass on breaking the TOS rule!
My traffic was soooooo slow the last few days . . .
How slow was it?
My traffic was so slow that it wasn't even moving fast enough for the page views to be counted in my stats!!
Your traffic is low. Mine is all dead. What's more I think it is going into debit, cause the rating seems to notch one DOWN every couple of hours or so.
If this goes on much longer, I shall have to get out and sign up again!! The HP stats are so frozen . . .
(How frozen are they?)
The HP stats are so frozen, even Google's henchmen had to leave: Said the Penguin to the Pandas and Polar Bears, " Yo, I'm out, yo. It's cold as ---- up in here."
Ha ha ha ha, thanks, Jodah. I have to make myself and others laugh. What else can we do?
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